1. "Maverick, if you're going to do an impression of Chris Matthews 'interviewing' The Obama, the mike needs to be in your other hand."
2. "Parkinson's is a b1tch, ain't it Maverick?"
3. "Hey, your bones really are like putty."
4. "It's fine, Hillary. Please don't spit on your handkerchief. Your venom burns like acid."
5. "Senator, I know he's Indian, and I know modern things confuse and frighten you, but let me see if I can explain exactly why Bobby Jindal won't 'smoke-um peace pipe' with you..."
Best of Double the U
Knocked him out cold with a thumb punch.
Best of Silhouette
"In a effort to appear younger, McCain campaigned this week with his mother."
Best of Jack Reacher
His face always sticks like that when he yells at the kids on his lawn.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your...oh, SH**! I really crushed it! Help!"
Best of lawhawk
Dude. It's not a tumor.
Best of Army of Mom
Mistakenly thinking it is still the early 80s, McCain goes for the urban youth vote by trying to do the robot.
Best of Submariner
A little Bondo right here... and, Voila! You're ready for the cameras again, Senator.
23 comments:
Knocked him out cold with a thumb punch.
"In a effort to appear younger, McCain campaigned this week with his mother."
His face always sticks like that when he yells at the kids on his lawn.
"I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your...oh, SH**! I really crushed it! Help!"
"...but if you put a golf ball in the right side it will balance out your cheeks, John."
No Hilz, the gland problem is on the other cheek...
Dude. It's not a tumor.
Possibly.
Think of Antonia from MadTV.
Maverick does his Rocky impersonation.
Mork calling Orson.
Maverick auditions for a role as a sleestack in the 2009 Wil Ferrell Land of the Lost movie.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mistakenly thinking it is still the early 80s, McCain goes for the urban youth vote by trying to do the robot.
Promoting prostate health, McCain takes his annual exam public.
McCain has no achilles heel. He does however have a thumb with spit on it.
Gonna give you a wet willy!!!!
Don't tase me, bro!
Oh, its your favorite tonight, Johnny. Tapioca! Oh, look, you got a little spittle on our chin. Let me get that for you. When we're done with din-din, we'll all go play Bingo in the activities hall.
See the back of my hand? Don't make me smack you, ho.
The bitch slap is strong with this one.
Ma! Stop it!
A little Bondo right here... and, Voila! You're ready for the cameras again, Senator.
Were it not for his automatic flinching reflex kicking in when adoring man hands try to pinch off flesh souvenirs, John's head would now be the size of a walnut.
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