Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., reacts to a protester shouting “HEY, MAKE A FACE LIKE A RETARD!!!” during his speech to the National Association of Latino Elected Officials in Washington, Saturday, June 28, 2008.
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Juanny Mac recreates the podium scene from Police Academy I on prime time TV...
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"NALEO? That's what we called margarine back in my day!"
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"Heh-heh -- lookithat -- someone's showing donkey pr0n on my teleprompters!"
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“Dang, Hillary! With a rig like that, you should start your own oil exploration firm!”
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Sure, Depends offers effective protection. Discreet? Well, that much is up to the wearer.
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Where John McCain was when his laxative kicked in.
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Singing
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
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Courtesy of the Dali Bama, Juanny Mac recreates the podium scene from Police Academy I on prime time TV...
"Will I open the borders?"
Does my opponent like waffles?
dee-duh-deeeee...
"Hey Juan - you want the inflatable cowboy and KY Warming Jelly delivered here or to your hotel room?"
Nothin' - nothin' - Just kickin' back, havin' sex with a pinata, drinkin' a Bud with my Latino amigo's. You?
Suddenly, if a bit belatedly, the Hand of God acts to save America from itself.
"NALEO? That's what we called margarine back in my day!"
"Heh-heh -- lookithat -- someone's showing donkey pr0n on my teleprompters!"
“Dang, Hillary! With a rig like that, you should start your own oil exploration firm!”
The NALEO paleo wishes he would have skipped the salmonella flavored jalapeños.
“Wasn’t Gringo one of the Beatles?”
Sure, Depends offers effective protection. Discreet? Well, that much is up to the wearer.
Senator McCain takes note when the New York Times reporters enter the room.
Where John McCain was when his laxative kicked in.
Yes, Gavin Newsome is behind the podium with me. Why do you ask?"
"Thanks to the Secret Service, those kids finally got off my lawn!"
"Kobe! I'm open! Just like the border will be when I'm President!"
Singing
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Senator McCain lost much of his Latino support with his ill timed "Si Señor, eet ees thees beeg" joke.
In one of his increasingly frequent senior moments, John would suddenly blurt out, "I'm going to Disneyworld!" For the next 4 years, the secret service assigned the codes - "Clap ON" and "Clap OFF" - for lucid and bemused periods.
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