Sunday, July 06, 2008

Sondra's Original Caption Is Pretty Damn Good

Sondra K
Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., reacts to a protester shouting “HEY, MAKE A FACE LIKE A RETARD!!!” during his speech to the National Association of Latino Elected Officials in Washington, Saturday, June 28, 2008.


Best of Submariner
Juanny Mac recreates the podium scene from Police Academy I on prime time TV...

Best of prince of leaves
"NALEO? That's what we called margarine back in my day!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Heh-heh -- lookithat -- someone's showing donkey pr0n on my teleprompters!"

Best of curly
“Dang, Hillary! With a rig like that, you should start your own oil exploration firm!”

Best of Jack Reacher
Sure, Depends offers effective protection. Discreet? Well, that much is up to the wearer.

Best of GregMan
Where John McCain was when his laxative kicked in.

Best of mpur
Singing
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day

21 comments:

Submariner said...

Courtesy of the Dali Bama, Juanny Mac recreates the podium scene from Police Academy I on prime time TV...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"Will I open the borders?"
Does my opponent like waffles?
dee-duh-deeeee...

Submariner said...

"Hey Juan - you want the inflatable cowboy and KY Warming Jelly delivered here or to your hotel room?"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Nothin' - nothin' - Just kickin' back, havin' sex with a pinata, drinkin' a Bud with my Latino amigo's. You?

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly, if a bit belatedly, the Hand of God acts to save America from itself.

prince of leaves said...

"NALEO? That's what we called margarine back in my day!"

prince of leaves said...

"Heh-heh -- lookithat -- someone's showing donkey pr0n on my teleprompters!"

curly said...

“Dang, Hillary! With a rig like that, you should start your own oil exploration firm!”

curly said...

The NALEO paleo wishes he would have skipped the salmonella flavored jalapeños.

curly said...

“Wasn’t Gringo one of the Beatles?”

Jack Reacher said...

Sure, Depends offers effective protection. Discreet? Well, that much is up to the wearer.

Jack Reacher said...

Senator McCain takes note when the New York Times reporters enter the room.

GregMan said...

Where John McCain was when his laxative kicked in.

GregMan said...

Yes, Gavin Newsome is behind the podium with me. Why do you ask?"

GregMan said...

"Thanks to the Secret Service, those kids finally got off my lawn!"

GregMan said...

"Kobe! I'm open! Just like the border will be when I'm President!"

mpur said...

Singing
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day

attmay said...

Senator McCain lost much of his Latino support with his ill timed "Si Señor, eet ees thees beeg" joke.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In one of his increasingly frequent senior moments, John would suddenly blurt out, "I'm going to Disneyworld!" For the next 4 years, the secret service assigned the codes - "Clap ON" and "Clap OFF" - for lucid and bemused periods.