Thursday, July 24, 2008

She's Wearing a T-Shirt in the Shower. It's Crazy I Tell You


1. But she will never wash off the stain of sin on her soul.

2. "Really? I'm still not decontaminated? Maybe another hour then, Mr Subby?"

3. BUTT FLOSS. I HAS IT.

4. Best part of the Livonia Mud Bowl... This part, right here.

5. How to tell if your doctor worked her way through Med School by waitressing at Hooters... this is how she scrubs for surgery.

Best of The Man
HGTV's new show, Flip That Whore House proved to be a big hit (in my pants).

Best of Passionate Conservative
The kids from Porky's were slightly disappointed that she was wearing so much.

Best of Army of Mom
Wetback. *can't believe I was the first one to say it. You guys are falling down on the job*

16 comments:

Cybrludite said...

I can haz 2 send out postcardz every time I movez?

Double the U said...

*DAMN*... Equal rights sure has changed the plumbing industry around.

The Man said...

HGTV's new show, Flip That Whore House proved to be a big hit (in my pants).

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm just trying to get the soap scum off. Anything else you want me to get off?"
Never mind; you just did.

Dub said...

I can has erekshun?

GOP & College said...

1) Now THAT is an interesting way to get goop out of your eye...

2) Damn...I got my keyboard wet.

3) You might be clean in that shower...but trust me, it's only making my mind dirtier.

mpur said...

Hmm...I gotta get me one of those shower faucets.

Passionate Conservative said...

The kids from Porky's were slightly disappointed that she was wearing so much.

Submariner said...

V. da K. said...
"Really? I'm still not decontaminated? Maybe another hour then, Mr Subby?"


"Since I don't have another hour, I guess I'm just gonna have to risk the contamination and scrub you myself, and that internal contamination requires a special tool..."

Army of Mom said...

Wetback.

*can't believe I was the first one to say it. You guys are falling down on the job*

Army of Mom said...

Explaining a bidet to Maria took some hands-on instruction. And, a trip to the shower.

Army of Mom said...

Dirty Girls Gone Wild.

Army of Mom said...

Bill discovered a great way to get secret videos: in the local McDonald's, he posted a sign in the ladies room explaining en Espanol that female employees had to wash their hands AND shower before returning to work.

Army of Mom said...

Another satisfied Army of Dad customer oozing with excitement.

Army of Mom said...

Maria: Call me, Ishmael.

*cue pr0n music*

Vivid Video's version of Moby Dick.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metatube's viral parody of cleaning products attracted over 400,000 male viewers in the first 24hrs. This segment got most of the credit:
"Scrubbing Bubbles got nothing on my scrubbin nubbins when it comes to getting mildew out of tile grout!"