Thursday, July 24, 2008
She's Wearing a T-Shirt in the Shower. It's Crazy I Tell You
1. But she will never wash off the stain of sin on her soul.
2. "Really? I'm still not decontaminated? Maybe another hour then, Mr Subby?"
3. BUTT FLOSS. I HAS IT.
4. Best part of the Livonia Mud Bowl... This part, right here.
5. How to tell if your doctor worked her way through Med School by waitressing at Hooters... this is how she scrubs for surgery.
Best of The Man
HGTV's new show, Flip That Whore House proved to be a big hit (in my pants).
Best of Passionate Conservative
The kids from Porky's were slightly disappointed that she was wearing so much.
Best of Army of Mom
Wetback. *can't believe I was the first one to say it. You guys are falling down on the job*