1. How to tell if you've got a really good HMO.
2. "Here, sweetie, let me nationalize that for you." Hillary loved role-playing.
3. "Ah, my dissertation on cold fusion is almost flawless."
4. General Hospital's transformation to soft-core pr0n was so gradual, not even the hausfraus and unemployed gay men who made up its core audience noticed.
5. "So, in this next scene, I got double-penetrated and have a flashback to my previous life as a fugitive con-woman" J.J. Abrams makes his first pr0n movie.
Best of Double the U
Sandy Burger's secretary.
Best of The Man
The media reported today that Former President Clinton checked into a hospital for an "indefinite" amount of time.
Best of Army of Mom
I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever and a chill.
I came to help restore your pluck, cuz that I'm the nurse who likes to f***.
Best of mega
"This Will excludes the girl who just spent the last 11 years dressing up in hot fetish outfits for my pleasure."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The practical joker lobbyist who helped draft the initial HIPAA regulations never imagined that not one Congressman would read the bill's details before voting. Thus it was that paragraphs 196.2 and 872z - "filing cabinets must not exceed 2 drawers in height" and "all nurses will wear stockings, garters and heels" - became federal law.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"...and under no circumstances is the patient to become sexually aroused...oops."
Best of attmay
"So, Mr. Beavis, it says you have been diagnosed with...Mr. Beavis? Mr. Beavis? Quick, somebody get the defibrillator, we may have a code blue!"
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Oh, so that is where my hospital records went.
Sandy Burger's secretary.
It's all about the panties you know.
*inside joke*
Grey's anatomy finally revealed...
The media reported today that Former President Clinton checked into a hospital for an "indefinite" amount of time.
This site is falling apart. First we had the big ass woman and her sidekick, Princess PiePanNipples.....and now we have a "sexy" nurse with an unsightly bulge in her panties. It wouldnt be so bad, but I think her bulge is bigger than mine.
So, that's your problem, Dub. Her bulge is bigger than yours.
*you said it, buddy. My condolences to Mrs. Dub*
I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever and a chill.
I came to help restore your pluck, cuz that I'm the nurse who likes to f***.
*giggling at Army of Dad's comment*
"Sir, I'm supposed to take your temperature, and I don't think that's a regulation thermometer, anyway."
"This Will excludes the girl who just spent the last 11 years dressing up in hot fetish outfits for my pleasure."
Karen held her lover's "instructions" two feet away, and was finally able to read them. But the sudden realization that she was ready for reading glasses just totally killed the mood.
Excuse me while a whip this out.
Well, it's obvious she's not the head nurse.
Doc cured my camel toe, but the side effects are, well, you be the judge.
Lenscrafters received the American Optometric Association's tacit approval of a totally revamped eye exam only after members received proof of concept private lap demos at the annual AOA convention. In a near-unanimous confirmation of accuracy, most were heard yelling, "Halleluhja, I can SEE again!"
Andrew Sullivan woke up in a cold sweat, screaming "Get it away from me! Get it away!
"Dub said . . .
...and now we have a "sexy" nurse with an unsightly bulge in her panties."
I'm not the only who noticed!!! It's just a protruding mons venus*. Just tell yourself that. You'll sleep better at night.
I for one, though, welcome our shemale overlords.
WhytheheckamIlookingathercrotchwhenI'mnotalesbian?!
*I should know . . . it looks like I have a package, too. XP
Munchkinland General Hospital.
The practical joker lobbyist who helped draft the initial HIPAA regulations never imagined that not one Congressman would read the bill's details before voting. Thus it was that paragraphs 196.2 and 872z - "filing cabinets must not exceed 2 drawers in height" and "all nurses will wear stockings, garters and heels" - became federal law.
Time for some Preparation V...
Mr. Blackwell warns all that wearing pink panties with white stockings is a big fashion faux pas. But, he'll overlook that in this case.
"...and under no circumstances is the patient to become sexually aroused...oops."
Where is the other end of the stethascope?
"So, Mr. Beavis, it says you have been diagnosed with...Mr. Beavis? Mr. Beavis? Quick, somebody get the defibrillator, we may have a code blue!"
Animaniacs: Too Hot For TV edition
"Uh... could be postpone my bloodpressure check for a few more minutes?"
If all HM's looked like this, we'd never have an empty berth on a ship...
PIMF
Eunuch test, Mk 1 Mod 0
That reminds me, anybody got some bubble gum?
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