1. Faggey Road.
2. "Oh, poopy! Now the bus is coming. I never should have questioned The Obamassiah's Divinity."
3. At least the closet had a certain quiet dignity to it, don't you agree.
4. ♫ "Sunny Day/ Sweepin' the clouds away/On my way to where the air is sweet/Can you tell me how to get/How to get to Folsom Street" ♫
5. "They told me you were 'good,' John Edwards! They lied! They lied!"
Best of Whacko
"Agony of Defeat" photo from the Key West Gay Olympics.
Best of The Man
And the Ringling Brothers canceled any future parades through the Enumclaw town square.
Best of GregMan
Because of his great love for the Obamessiah, Steve threw himself under the bus to save the Radiant One the trouble.
Best of Jay Guevara
Speed bump on the Hershey Highway.
Best of Gagdad Bob
Say what you want, but at least you can't take away his dignity.
Best of Steve O
The gay look. No matter what you wear, or what you do, it always seems to work.
Best of prince of leaves
DOWN-LO: UR DOIN IT WRONG!