Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The return of the bacon bra!




1. NOM NOM NOM.

2. Hardee's ad campaign for it's bacon double cheeseburger was the edgiest yet.

3. Now, if he could just find a Chinese communist to slip an illegal donation up his butt, Bill Clinton would hit his sexual fantasy trifecta.

4. The guys from Weezer are doing pretty okay for themselves.

5. The gift for the guy who has everything EXCEPT simultaneous cases of Trichinosis and Herpes.

Best of Rodney Dill
To make ends meet in her college years Jill turned a Trichinosis or two.

Best of Rodney Dill
Edna wondered why she only ever attracted jerky boys.

Best of Jack Reacher
Michael Moore makes a pr0n movie.

Best of Chrees
Irony: your arteries so clogged from eating bacon that you can no longer get an erection.

Best of mpur
The latest in anti-terrorism underwear.

Best of Odoacer
Unclean, unclean!
But still damn hot!

Best of Tim
"Dr." Micheal Moore preps his patient for a mastectomy

Best of Adjustah
"No, Mr Shatner! No!"

Best of Submariner
Being a keen observer, I see that the bacon wasn't chilled when applied...

25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

To make ends meet in her college years Jill turned a Trichinosis or two.

Rodney Dill said...

IT'S BACON!!!!

Rodney Dill said...

Ned soon needed a steak for his eye.

Rodney Dill said...

Edna wondered why she only ever attracted jerky boys.

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh Kermie."

The Man said...

Bacon wrapped boobies? There should be a law against that.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Do you smell fish?"

Jack Reacher said...

Some vegetarians were so committed that it took extreme measures to change their ways.

Jack Reacher said...

Michael Moore makes a pr0n movie.

Dub said...

Dub has nothing...but he does like him some boobies and bacon.

Chrees said...

Irony: your arteries so clogged from eating bacon that you can no longer get an erection.

Dub said...

Odd...so THIS is what it feels like to have a desire to t*tty f*ck a pig*....





* AOM, no, this is not another fat girl reference.

Chewman said...

Being a chauvinist pig: is it cannibalistic to want to eat a pair of those?

Dub said...

Baby, you shore got a purty mouth....now squeal like a bacon bra!

mpur said...

The latest in anti-terrorism underwear.

Odoacer said...

Unclean, unclean!

But still damn hot!

Tim said...

Micheal Moore preps his patient for a mastectomy

Adjustah said...

"No, Mr Shatner! No!"

Submariner said...

If we can somehow tie this to the 72 raisins they're promised, I think we can eliminate Islamic splodey-dopes...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

What SOTG's date actually wore to the prom...

Submariner said...

Whilst I DO enjoy the mud suit, Miss M, I would not be averse to seeing you wear a pork-products bikini.

Submariner said...

yadda, yadda, yadda;
"...lips that touch swine..."

Submariner said...

Being a keen observer, I see that the bacon wasn't chilled when applied...

Submariner said...

This was originally tried by Playtex back in the 60's, but Jane Russell required 3 pounds per take...