Timmeh!
1. "I say, old chap, what say we skip the pub and just motor over to my flat, have some tea, and engage in buggery."
2. "I say, is that a ladies brassiere on your head? Well, no matter, let's begin the buggery."
3. "If only there were some way of viewing illicit images in the privacy of one's own home, I wouldn't need to take photos of farm animals buggering each other in order to get myself off."
4. "I say, Lady Mondegreen appears to be vomiting all over the driver's seat. Well, no matter... shall we get to buggering?"
5. "No, I'm quite afraid there's no spare tire in the boot, I had to make room for the inflatable rubber cowboy."
Best of Submariner
Don't you just hate these trips to the country to obtain shrubberies?
Best of Jack Reacher
Trevor and Niles had to drive farther out into the country all the time to avoid offending the imam with their behaviour.
Best of Silhouette
Sully and the boyfriend play AFP photog and Abu Ghraib prisoner...again.
Best of Submariner
Really, Nigel; must you wear my panties on your head? Mum gets so angry when you do...
Best of Leisure Suit Larry
Crumpets, tea or buggery?
Best of Tim
McCain's grades in the Academy suffered under his twin loves of buggery and plastic surgery.
Best of The Man
Does this hat make me look buggery?
Best of attmay
Ang Lee's The Great Gatsby
Best of mpur
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Best of prince of leaves
"I do say, it's worth motoring all the way out here to Teasdaleshirehamton *just* for the scones. And, of course, the buggery."
Best of GregMan
"I say, Reginald, let's go off and have some bangers and chips, quaff a few pints, watch the telly, take the lift to the flat, and engage in some buggery."
24 comments:
Johnny's Puka was just... dandy.
Don't you just hate these trips to the country to obtain shrubberies?
"Here we are in the mid-day sun, and we're obviously not dogs, so we must be Englishmen. Cheerio."
Trevor and Niles had to drive farther out into the country all the time to avoid offending the imam with their behaviour.
"You seem to be well equipped."
"Thanks! I didn't think you could tell through these trousers."
"Er, I was referring to your cameras."
Sully and the boyfriend play AFP photog and Abu Ghraib prisoner...again.
...so Sir Elton says; "No, those are me gay friends - Neal and Bob!"
Really, Nigel; must you wear my panties on your head? Mum gets so angry when you do...
I only sported a 55mm lens 'til I spotted you!
I wish I knew how to >click!< you...
Crumpets, tea or buggery?
McCain as the "Manchurian Candidate", just after the first round of implants.
McCain's grades in the Academy suffered under his twin loves of buggery and plastic surgery.
Does this hat make me look buggery?
Ang Lee's The Great Gatsby
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Photography?
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
"I do say, it's worth motoring all the way out here to Teasdaleshirehamton *just* for the scones. And, of course, the buggery."
"You know, Nigel, you wouldn't have to wear that splint on your jaw if you would simply learn to control your fondness for Spotted Dick..."
“Don’t worry, Prince Charles. No one will recognize you with your ears tied back.”
Pre-Botox, post-buttocks.
"I wonder what all those downtrodden poor people are doing today?"
"Yes, I love to play with long, hard things. I like telephoto lenses too."
"Ni!"
"Me bugger you long time, what?"
"I say, Reginald, let's go off and have some bangers and chips, quaff a few pints, watch the telly, take the lift to the flat, and engage in some buggery."
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