Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Practice Makes Perfect

Taht Ghey Conservative


1. "Hey, Jughead, you already got Sully's vote."

2. "That wasn't mustard."

3. "That better be a soy dog. That bun better be organic. That better be made from locally-sourced food. That better have been made by unionized food service workers. That better..."

4. It may not be arugula, thought Hussein. But it's better than that sh1t sandwich Republicans have to eat.

5. Even Sully giggled when Hussein proclaimed, "This is not the wiener that I knew."
Best of Double the U
Michelle finally understood why he always got angry and said, "Honey you're doing it wrong."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey Gavin, top this!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I was going to riff on the "clinging to guns and religion" quote, but when I wrote "clinging to his weiner", it just sounded wrong.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
If he keeps up with the hot dogs and pancakes, Obama can select Mushmouth, Dumb Donald, Russell, Weird Harold, Bill, Rudy and Bucky to his cabinet.

Best of The Man
The media then swooped down to catch any flakes of bun or hot dog. Rumors of the medicinal power of the food scraps from the messiah are rampant among the press corps.

Best of Dub
Michelle couldnt help but to scoff and mutter "rookie".

Best of mklasing
Later at the funeral people mused, "How could Barry not have known that the fishnet hot dog vendor was a Ron Paul supporter? He wasn't even wearing a disguise."

Best of Jack Reacher
A partially eaten hot dog was later found thrown under B. Hussein Obama's bus.

Best of mpur
Obama practices for his 'meeting with foreign leaders without preconditions' policy.

Best of Silhouette
"Next, I'll try this based-ball thing, and THAT should satisfy the peasants that I'm one of them."

Best of Gagdad Bob
This is just the high-tech lunching of a successful black man.

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama-nibble

49 comments:

Double the U said...

Michelle finally understood why he always got angry and said, "Honey you're doing it wrong."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey Gavin, top this!"

Rodney Dill said...

Cannibal!

Submariner said...

When did the Dali Bama bring on the Silky Pony as an advisor?

Submariner said...

Michelle's thought bubble; "I wonder if he's going to ask me to have our chef start cooking in one of those leather and fishnet outfits, now?"

Submariner said...

Michelle's thought bubble; "Gaia! I never realized how common that man could act!"

Van Helsing said...

To get BHO to eat American food for the cameras, his handlers told him it was a Mad Mahmoud Ahmadinadog.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Michelle thought bubble:
"For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of my husband."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Feeding the Goa'uld symbiote

Son Of The Godfather said...

I was going to riff on the "clinging to guns and religion" quote, but when I wrote "clinging to his weiner", it just sounded wrong.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

If he keeps up with the hot dogs and pancakes, Obama can select Mushmouth, Dumb Donald, Russell, Weird Harold, Bill, Rudy and Bucky to his cabinet.

Son Of The Godfather said...

How Barry will deal with tyrants like Ahmadinejad.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Michelle thought bubble:
"Lips that touch swine will never touch mine... Would make a hell of a bikini top though."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Michelle: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

B.O.: Why not?

Michelle: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

B.O.: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Michelle: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*cker. Pigs sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

B.O.: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Michelle: I don't eat dog either.

B.O.: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Michelle: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

B.O.: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Michelle: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf*ckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

The Man said...

Does anyone have any truffles that I could add to this?

The Man said...

The media then swooped down to catch any flakes of bun or hot dog. Rumors of the medicinal power of the food scraps from the messiah are rampant among the press corps.

The Man said...

Michelle's thought bubble; "I've never been proud of hot dogs, until now"

curly said...

“Hey Michelle! Look what I found crawling up Chris Matthews’ leg!”

curly said...

Ever since his reconciliation meeting with Bill Clinton, BO has eaten nothing but hotdogs, bananas, and lollipops.

Hey SOTG!

Anonymous said...

White folks greed while the Marxists feed.

curly said...

Our souls are broken in this nation, so we may as well eat hotdogs.

Dub said...

Michelle couldnt help but to scoff and mutter "rookie".

mklasing said...

Later at the funeral people mused, "How could Barry not have known that the fishnet hot dog vendor was a Ron Paul supporter? He wasn't even wearing a disguise."

Jay Guevara said...

Michelle: Personality goes a long way.

B.O.: True dat, true dat.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, let me show you what I learned from the San Francisco liberals!"

Jay Guevara said...

Michelle's thought bubble: "What happened to the rest of George Soros?"

curly said...

“Yum! Tastes like chicken!” The Messiah displays one of the many uses for the dead fetuses caused by his support for late term abortion legislation.

curly said...

4 Reasons why the Messiah prefers hotdogs to clingers:

• Hot dogs don't read the Bible, own guns, or vote Republican.
• A good firm hot dog can entertain a pissed off Michelle when campaigning takes you away from home.
• A hot dog won't question your patriotism.
• A hot dog doesn't care if you secretly believe in the whole “72 virgins” thing.

Jack Reacher said...

A partially eaten hot dog was later found thrown under B. Hussein Obama's bus.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and in an Obama administration, hot dogs and buns will come in packages of equal numbers!"

Jay Guevara said...

C'mon, Obama. Don't act like it's your first time.

mpur said...

Obama practices for his 'meeting with foreign leaders without preconditions' policy.

mpur said...

Another contest where Hillary should have beat Obama hands down.

Silhouette said...

"Next, I'll try this based-ball thing, and THAT should satisfy the peasants that I'm one of them."

Silhouette said...

My candidate has a last name.
It's O-B-A-M-A.
My candidate has a second name,
which we're not allowed to say.

Oh, he's on the front page every day
and if you ask me why, I'll say
That Barack Obama has a way
to C-O-N the U-S-A.

sonicfrog said...

Yep! He's got my vote!!!

Ricky Raccoon said...

“This is not a hand out, it’s a hand up,” says weinerPhone beta tester, Pat Head.

Jay Guevara said...

Bill Clinton, looking at this photo, sighed wistfully, and wondered whatever had become of Monica.

curly said...

Give a man a wiener and you have fed him for the day. Teach a man to swallow a wiener and you have fed him for a lifetime.

shoechick said...

Hmmm, I wonder if there is any arugula I can put on this to make it edible?

Ricky Raccoon said...

High speed camera captures launching of yet another lead balloon.

Gagdad Bob said...

This is just the high-tech lunching of a successful black man.

Gagdad Bob said...

"Yeah, well here's what I'll do to Jesse's d*ck."

Submariner said...

And for desert? Chef's salty chocolate balls!

Rodney Dill said...

Obama-nibble

Fido said...

Gagdad you spelt suckcesspool rong

Ricky Raccoon said...

“I’m not only a member, I’m also the president.”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The CDC accused the candidate of practicing medicine without a license after the whistlestop notes for an anti-pork rant got mixed up with a sermon on how to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Major newspaper headlines read - "Where's the beef and where's the condom?"