1. "Yup, another copy of the illustrated Kama Sutra and a tiny white butt plug. I hate these G-8 meetings. Same gifts every year."
2. "My Pet Goat... Oh, yeah, Sarkozy, real f-ckin' funny, a$$-wipe."
3. "Hooked on... P-hone-ics? Ponicks?"
4. "A is for Abu, martyred with rockets/ B is for Barack, with no eyes in his sockets..." Bush loved his autographed First Edition of The Gashlycrumb Jihadis.
5. Only when he got the galleys for his memoirs did Bush realize that hiring SOTG to caption the photos had been a bigger mistake than hiring Scott McLellan.
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It's an old Sicilian message, it means that Pelosi sleeps with the fishes.---George Bush was thrilled at the possibilities
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ORA - "The secret lies with Charlotte?"
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"Laura always falls for the penis-in-the-popcorn-box trick...so this will really fool her!"
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And once again Michael Moore ate all the chocolate covered cherries. damn it to hell.
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Thank you for ordering the starter kit "So you want to write your memoirs." Enclosed please find a sample outline, a list of 1001 excuses (Expanded since the Clinton presidency), and a check for $15 million.
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"What's this? Another construction paper Abu Ghraib diorama in a shoebox? Sheesh -- those Code Pink women really need to grow up."