Sunday, July 20, 2008

Packing Mud

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1. Lake Erie is lovely this time of year.

2. Why you should never use the pool after Al Sharpton gets done with it.

3. Joseph Hazelwood's subsequent career as pool cleaner was also a FAIL.

4. "The waters have rejected him! Burn the witch! Burn the wit

5. Due to a lack of space under the bus, people who are no longer the people Obama knew are now cast into the Tar Pits.

Best of mega
Joe groused, as usual, "The A-rabs are swimming in oil." Interestingly, it wasn't a metaphor.

Best of divine miss m
Sorry, Kid, but Subby says I look a lot better in a mudsuit that you ever will.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"Now THAT, gentlemen, is how to take a shit!"

Best of Chrees
Disney's Summer Concert Series degenerates into a 'tweener version of Woodstock...

Best of Jack Reacher
Timmy's mother reminded him to hose off, or he wouldn't be allowed back into Livonia.

Best of Army of Dad
The new Sh!t and slide from Whammo!
Have an @$$load of fun at your next block party!

Best of prince of leaves
What Obama Youth Jamboree would be complete without a passion play?

Best of attmay
Why Vinnie's first day burying mob corpses was his last.

Best of Dr. G
I can has a FEMA traylor

Best of Rodney Dill
...and carbonite has proven 60% effective with problem children.

25 comments:

mega said...

People over 30 berated each other for using the dreaded "N-word". People under 30 did whatever they had to do to appear more black.

Adjustah said...

"When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..."

mega said...

Joe groused, as usual, "The A-rabs are swimming in oil." Interestingly, it wasn't a metaphor.

divine miss m said...

Sorry, Kid, but Subby says I look a lot better in a mudsuit that you ever will.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Now THAT, gentlemen, is how to take a shit!"

Passionate Conservative said...

This is what happens about 3 hours after you load up at Pepe's All Day Mexican Buffet.

Chrees said...

Disney's Summer Concert Series degenerates into a 'tweener version of Woodstock...

Chrees said...

An elementary school field trip to continue "white guilt" indoctrination week.

Chrees said...

Saddly, this photo used by NBC's Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" snagged 3 dozen perverts.

Jack Reacher said...

Timmy's mother reminded him to hose off, or he wouldn't be allowed back into Livonia.

Jack Reacher said...

While his mother shops at a nearby Old Navy store, Timmy floats in a pool of campaign promises.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

Welcome from ANWR!

Since democrats think it's such a pristine playground.....let's go!

Army of Dad said...

See how much fun Tsunamis can be!

Army of Dad said...

Leave it to kids to show the politicians how to REALLY sling mud!

Army of Dad said...

The new Sh!t and slide from Whammo!

Have an @$$load of fun at your next block party!

Army of Dad said...

Little Katie is competeing in the Junior Olympic event of the 50 meter crapstroke.

prince of leaves said...

What Obama Youth Jamboree would be complete without a passion play?

prince of leaves said...

And the synchronized swimmers weren't the only ones to notice when Beijing's "green Olympics" plans fell short of their targets.

prince of leaves said...

Defense Exhibit A from the inevitable "Boo-Hoo We Got Sick From the Katrina Flood Mud" class-action lawsuit.

attmay said...

Why Vinnie's first day burying mob corpses was his last.

Dr. G said...

I can has a FEMA traylor

mpur said...

LIttle Timmy was having a great time until two guys from Livonia ran him down.

Rodney Dill said...

...and carbonite has proven 60% effective with problem children.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lobbyists point to one of global warming's big benefits... once-useless lakes become popular entertainment spots. Kids have fun, influential concessionaires rake in cash thanks to National Park Service contracts. What could be more serendipitous?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With the ozone hole a near-permanent fixture, Aussie parents resort to protecting their kids' sensitive skin from UV rays the old-fashioned way... with a daily game of 'Droughts & Hippos.'