1. Lake Erie is lovely this time of year.
2. Why you should never use the pool after Al Sharpton gets done with it.
3. Joseph Hazelwood's subsequent career as pool cleaner was also a FAIL.
4. "The waters have rejected him! Burn the witch! Burn the wit
5. Due to a lack of space under the bus, people who are no longer the people Obama knew are now cast into the Tar Pits.
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Joe groused, as usual, "The A-rabs are swimming in oil." Interestingly, it wasn't a metaphor.
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Sorry, Kid, but Subby says I look a lot better in a mudsuit that you ever will.
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"Now THAT, gentlemen, is how to take a shit!"
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Disney's Summer Concert Series degenerates into a 'tweener version of Woodstock...
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Timmy's mother reminded him to hose off, or he wouldn't be allowed back into Livonia.
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The new Sh!t and slide from Whammo!
Have an @$$load of fun at your next block party!
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What Obama Youth Jamboree would be complete without a passion play?
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Why Vinnie's first day burying mob corpses was his last.
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I can has a FEMA traylor
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...and carbonite has proven 60% effective with problem children.