Thursday, July 17, 2008

Ooooh, Momma...

Sondra K
I'm outta here... knock yourselves out.

Best of mpur
They're not real but they're a reasonable facsimile of spectacular.

Best of Chewman
Barbie Benton's Illegitimate child with Hugh Hefner is all grown up. Aren't they proud parents!

Best of Jay Guevara
The Pep Boys launch their marketing campaign for a new line of aftermarket headlights.

Best of Army of Mom
Army of Dad, why do you keep asking for pie? And, why do you keep licking the pie pan?

24 comments:

Dub said...

I have no witty comment. I'm too busy trying to figure out what happened to her nipples.

mpur said...

They're not real and they're a reasonable facsimile of spectacular.

shoechick said...

This gives you a whole new perspective on "Going Green", right?

Chewman said...

The latest photo scam from the parents of Miley Cyrus causes another uproar.

Chewman said...

Barbie Benton's Illegitimate child with Hugh Hefner is all grown up. Aren't they proud parents!

Jay Guevara said...

The Pep Boys launch their marketing campaign for a new line of aftermarket headlights.

(Seriously, it's a shame - she's such a pretty girl.)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tammy doesn't yet realize she'll be Year 2040's "BEFORE" girl in a breast reduction ad. Ironically, the very same plastic surgeon who installed those grotesque gravity attractants doesn't yet realize he'll launch the campaign.

Dub said...

Upon further review, and closer inspection, Dub has realized that she does indeed have faint nippleage showing...that of the pie-pan variety, which is not Dubs thing.

Caption This failed me this Thursday. One pie pan nipple lady, and one butteous humongeos woman.

*sigh*

Steve O said...

"Excuse me, Miss?"

"Yeeeees handsome?"

[pfft pfft pfft pffft]

"Uhhhh...never mind."

Charlie Sheen said...

Shhhh. Denise is asleep (naked, in the other room).

I'm just looking for something sexy on the internet.

Steve O said...

A lesser known part of surge strategy was the very successful strategy of getting jihadis to trade their 72 virgins (who are probably all donkeys anyway) for 5 minutes with an American babe.

But no touching.

Steve O said...

5 cents a lap dance.

Steve O said...

Where IS that Steve O going? Sheesh. Is he going to take a break EVERY two hours?

Everybody Else said...

Well, THAT didn't take him long...

Anonymous said...

Even though she lacked half of her butt and lower extremities, Michelle still had an active career in modeling.

ochagirl said...

12:13 was meeee . . . ;-p

Army of Mom said...

Dub - I would so seriously like to see what you think of as a hot chick. I'm guessing Winona Ryder or Keira Knightley?

Dub said...

A.O.M.

I never said this squaw isnt hot. Just saying that I'm not a fan of the pie-pans.

Shambhala said...

Whats a pie-pan?

For illustration purposes please send a link to the different types of nipples. Just for science's sake, of course.

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, yeah, baby!" shouted Sully. "I MUST have that louvered door for my powder room!"

Army of Mom said...

Shambhala: no links, but they're the pretty wide nipples, think the size of a coffee cup opening. *wink* Not that I'd know anything about how big a pie pan nipple is or anything.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad, why do you keep asking for pie? And, why do you keep licking the pie pan?

Army of Mom said...

I believe, Shoechick, that isn't green so much as it is turquoise, John Edwards said smugly.

Army of Mom said...

After considering Dub's nipple dilemma, Army of Dad felt the whole nipple issue deserved investigation, starting with having her remove her negligee.