1. Anduru Sulliharlal is also into bearback sex.2. "Rides with Bear" is the kind of name you associate with feather not dot.
3. "OMG, it's your mother... and I'm between you and her!"
4. "The first curry was too hot, the second curry was also too hot, and also the third."
5. As part of its green initiative, Microsoft Tech Support encourages ride sharing.
Wicked Best of Whacko
"Look, If you had to keep a Nymphobear satisfied 24/7, you'd have a pissed-off look too!"
Best of Submariner
yeah, yeah, the first thing I said after my weekend binge was "I married what?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Quick... get me to the woods, I gotta take a dump.
Best of Ricky Raccoon
“I’m not only a member, I’m also the president.”
Best of Ricky Raccoon
“To the Endangered Species Awards. Step on it! I don’t want to miss the green carpet.”
“Yaz, Miss Daisy.”
Best of AM42
What is it? There's something on me? Oh please don't tell me it's spider. Anything but a spider!"
Best of GregMan
In Ang Lee's remake of "The Jungle Book", Mowgli and Baloo have a special relationship. A very special relationship.
Best of Van Helsing
"Please don't sing Daisy Bell again. I just couldn't bear it."
Best of Jack Reacher
Proof that the female doesn't always get the worst of an arranged marriage. Or, maybe not...
Best of Army of Mom
India's verion of Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin. The 100-acre wood is now the ghettos of Bangladesh.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Snakes? On a plane? Man, you don't know what terror is! Now bears on a motherfarking bike?!?!? Now that's terror!" Samuel L. Jackson was busy that afternoon.
Best of Jay Guevara
Ed Asner was pleased to announce his betrothal. His "bride," not so much.
Best of prince of leaves
"Yeah, *thanks*, @$#%&%$ Match.com..."
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ORA: Hurry, hurry Tommy, Mr. Owl says that we have to get the flute back to the tower or Witchiepoo will never let H. R. out!
Enumclaw or bust
r. bateman - you been puffin' stuff?
yeah, yeah, the first thing I said after my weekend binge was "I married what?"
Once I get him shaved and trained, I'm gonna have him sell weiners.
"Trust me." he said.
"She's a great dancer." he said.
I'm SOOOOOOO going to get even with you for the blind prom date you set me up with, SOTG!
Do you mind? He's about to give me a reach around...
Take my chickens? Those villagers have a surprise coming this time!
v word - manli
Quick... get me to the woods, I gotta take a dump.
What happens in Phuket, stays in Phuket.
"Bicycle riding with my pet bear is great exercise and all that but, dang, I wish I could get her to use breath mints!"
“I’m not only a member, I’m also the president.”
I see there is another Wall Street broker pissed off at the turn in the markets.
Don't judge me until you have riden a mile on my bicycle!
“To the Endangered Species Awards. Step on it! I don’t want to miss the green carpet.”
“Yaz, Miss Daisy.”
What is it? There's something on me? Oh please don't tell me it's spider. Anything but a spider!"
In Ang Lee's remake of "The Jungle Book", Mowgli and Baloo have a special relationship. A very special relationship.
Upon reflection, Andrew Sullivan was not too displeased with the results of his "Bear + Hot Asian" google search.
Is this a Spectacled Bear, or a Bear Spectacle? I'm never sure on this website...
Jimmie Walker was understandably bitter when his new act was rejected by Cirque du Soleil.
"Please don't sing Daisy Bell again. I just couldn't bear it."
Proof that the female doesn't always get the worst of an arranged marriage. Or, maybe not...
Triang's tormentors eventually ran out of "your girlfriend is so ugly" jokes. I mean, there's only so much one can say.
Maybe life-sized bobble heads aren't such a great idea after all.
"Look, If you had to keep a Nymphobear satisfied 24/7, you'd have a pissed-off look too!"
Baylor University got serious about integrating its campus bringing in a new trainer for the campus mascot.
On a tragic note, soon after this picture was taken, the cyclist trainer was mauled, skinned and turned into a rug.
This is not the search results I expected when I Googled big hairy bear gives reacharound.
India's verion of Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin. The 100-acre wood is now the ghettos of Bangladesh.
"Snakes? On a plane? Man, you don't know what terror is! Now bears on a motherfarking bike?!?!? Now that's terror!" Samuel L. Jackson was busy that afternoon.
"To Bollywood, my good man!" Buster Bear's ship had finally come in.
It ain't over, 'til its over.
Later, the bear had the nerve to ask "was it good for you too?".
Ed Asner was pleased to announce his betrothal. His "bride," not so much.
Driving Miss Daisy II was a low-budget production.
Thought bubble:
"Take her out," he said.
"She's got a great personality," he said.
I'm gonna kill that guy.
Gorilla my dreams.
C'mon, you guys are slipping!
"Which way to the waxing parlor?"
Apu felt that the Honey Bear had dual meaning.
Bear(sic)-assed bicycling would never draw as many tourists as snakecharming, but what could poor Aruthmendo Phinaliipenaruagumie do? Neither the local shaman nor Doctors Without Borders were able to get this monkey off his back.
"Yeah, *thanks*, @$#%&%$ Match.com..."
After Pakistan's sweeping liberalizations banned the burqa, many husbands were surprised and disappointed to discover what their wives *really* looked like.
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