Friday, July 11, 2008

Oh, Yeah, You Like That Don'tcha

Brender
1. Anduru Sulliharlal is also into bearback sex.

2. "Rides with Bear" is the kind of name you associate with feather not dot.

3. "OMG, it's your mother... and I'm between you and her!"

4. "The first curry was too hot, the second curry was also too hot, and also the third."

5. As part of its green initiative, Microsoft Tech Support encourages ride sharing.

Wicked Best of Whacko
"Look, If you had to keep a Nymphobear satisfied 24/7, you'd have a pissed-off look too!"

Best of Submariner
yeah, yeah, the first thing I said after my weekend binge was "I married what?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Quick... get me to the woods, I gotta take a dump.

Best of Ricky Raccoon
“I’m not only a member, I’m also the president.”

Best of Ricky Raccoon
“To the Endangered Species Awards. Step on it! I don’t want to miss the green carpet.”
“Yaz, Miss Daisy.”

Best of AM42
What is it? There's something on me? Oh please don't tell me it's spider. Anything but a spider!"

Best of GregMan
In Ang Lee's remake of "The Jungle Book", Mowgli and Baloo have a special relationship. A very special relationship.

Best of Van Helsing
"Please don't sing Daisy Bell again. I just couldn't bear it."

Best of Jack Reacher
Proof that the female doesn't always get the worst of an arranged marriage. Or, maybe not...

Best of Army of Mom
India's verion of Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin. The 100-acre wood is now the ghettos of Bangladesh.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Snakes? On a plane? Man, you don't know what terror is! Now bears on a motherfarking bike?!?!? Now that's terror!" Samuel L. Jackson was busy that afternoon.

Best of Jay Guevara
Ed Asner was pleased to announce his betrothal. His "bride," not so much.

Best of prince of leaves
"Yeah, *thanks*, @$#%&%$ Match.com..."

41 comments:

R. Bateman said...

ORA: Hurry, hurry Tommy, Mr. Owl says that we have to get the flute back to the tower or Witchiepoo will never let H. R. out!

Rodney Dill said...

Enumclaw or bust

Submariner said...

r. bateman - you been puffin' stuff?

Submariner said...

yeah, yeah, the first thing I said after my weekend binge was "I married what?"

Submariner said...

Once I get him shaved and trained, I'm gonna have him sell weiners.

Submariner said...

"Trust me." he said.
"She's a great dancer." he said.
I'm SOOOOOOO going to get even with you for the blind prom date you set me up with, SOTG!

Submariner said...

Do you mind? He's about to give me a reach around...

Submariner said...

Take my chickens? Those villagers have a surprise coming this time!



v word - manli

Rodney Dill said...

Quick... get me to the woods, I gotta take a dump.

Rodney Dill said...

What happens in Phuket, stays in Phuket.

Whacko said...

"Bicycle riding with my pet bear is great exercise and all that but, dang, I wish I could get her to use breath mints!"

Ricky Raccoon said...

“I’m not only a member, I’m also the president.”

Double the U said...

I see there is another Wall Street broker pissed off at the turn in the markets.

Foz said...

Don't judge me until you have riden a mile on my bicycle!

Ricky Raccoon said...

“To the Endangered Species Awards. Step on it! I don’t want to miss the green carpet.”

“Yaz, Miss Daisy.”

AM42 said...

What is it? There's something on me? Oh please don't tell me it's spider. Anything but a spider!"

GregMan said...

In Ang Lee's remake of "The Jungle Book", Mowgli and Baloo have a special relationship. A very special relationship.

GregMan said...

Upon reflection, Andrew Sullivan was not too displeased with the results of his "Bear + Hot Asian" google search.

GregMan said...

Is this a Spectacled Bear, or a Bear Spectacle? I'm never sure on this website...

Gagdad Bob said...

Jimmie Walker was understandably bitter when his new act was rejected by Cirque du Soleil.

Van Helsing said...

"Please don't sing Daisy Bell again. I just couldn't bear it."

Jack Reacher said...

Proof that the female doesn't always get the worst of an arranged marriage. Or, maybe not...

Jack Reacher said...

Triang's tormentors eventually ran out of "your girlfriend is so ugly" jokes. I mean, there's only so much one can say.

mpur said...

Maybe life-sized bobble heads aren't such a great idea after all.

Whacko said...

"Look, If you had to keep a Nymphobear satisfied 24/7, you'd have a pissed-off look too!"

Army of Mom said...

Baylor University got serious about integrating its campus bringing in a new trainer for the campus mascot.

On a tragic note, soon after this picture was taken, the cyclist trainer was mauled, skinned and turned into a rug.

Army of Mom said...

This is not the search results I expected when I Googled big hairy bear gives reacharound.

Army of Mom said...

India's verion of Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin. The 100-acre wood is now the ghettos of Bangladesh.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Snakes? On a plane? Man, you don't know what terror is! Now bears on a motherfarking bike?!?!? Now that's terror!" Samuel L. Jackson was busy that afternoon.

Kaptain Krude said...

"To Bollywood, my good man!" Buster Bear's ship had finally come in.

Rodney Dill said...

It ain't over, 'til its over.

sonicfrog said...

Later, the bear had the nerve to ask "was it good for you too?".

Jay Guevara said...

Ed Asner was pleased to announce his betrothal. His "bride," not so much.

Jay Guevara said...

Driving Miss Daisy II was a low-budget production.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble:

"Take her out," he said.

"She's got a great personality," he said.

I'm gonna kill that guy.

Jay Guevara said...

Gorilla my dreams.

C'mon, you guys are slipping!

Jay Guevara said...

"Which way to the waxing parlor?"

Army of Dad said...

Apu felt that the Honey Bear had dual meaning.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bear(sic)-assed bicycling would never draw as many tourists as snakecharming, but what could poor Aruthmendo Phinaliipenaruagumie do? Neither the local shaman nor Doctors Without Borders were able to get this monkey off his back.

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, *thanks*, @$#%&%$ Match.com..."

prince of leaves said...

After Pakistan's sweeping liberalizations banned the burqa, many husbands were surprised and disappointed to discover what their wives *really* looked like.