1. Chelsea was used to saying "They are real, and they're spectacular," but not to her own dad.
2. "Yeah, I got mom's thighs and your nose... thank you so bloody much."
3. "Yeah, looks like mom just stole your date, dad. (Pause) We're not a family in the conventional sense, are we?"
4. "An 'Electra Complex?' I don't know what that is, daddy, but it sounds kinky!"
5. "Do I think Michelle Obama 'gets freaky?' Jeez, dad, can't you keep it in your pants for more than five minutes?"
Best of Jack Reacher
Breasts don't usually eat hands, but Clinton breasts appear to be carnivorous.
Best of Silhouette
I see Hillary's proof reader has been doing the signs for this year's Oscars.
Best of sonicfrog
"What's happenin', Hot Stuff..."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Am I feeling Chelsea's tits? It depends on what your definition of 'tits' is."
Best of Army of Mom
Sooo, that's how it is in that family.
Best of Steve O
Bill was always suspicious of the fact that Chelsea was born nine months after Hillary met with The Joker.