Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Not Inflated, Just Illuminated

The Wicked Pinto H/T Nice Deb
Jaime del Val wanders the streets of Madrid naked but for camera equipment attached to his genitals.
Just to make sure no one mocks him for his size he projects giant-size images of his penis and genitals onto public buildings.


1. One of Dr. Soong's early failures.

2. We are the Gay Borg. [SNAP] Your ass will be stimulated. Resistance is penile.

3. The appearance of the 12th Cylon was a disappointment to everyone ... except Andrew Sullivan.

4. Once an AV geek, always an AV geek.

5. Pee Wee Herman meets Diogenes.

Very Brady Best of Rodney Dill
Somehow Audio-Video Man never caught on as a super hero.

Best of Double the U
You laugh now, but this is what will take you away in the middle of the night under the Obama administration.

Best of The Man
The National Endowment for the Arts just called. They want your projected penis to air on an orphanage in Baltimore pronto!

Best of The Man
Who left Patrick Kennedy alone with the projector and a bottle of scotch, again?

Best of Chrees
Projecting images of your genitals everywhere... Dude, why do you think Al Gore invented the internet?

Best of Army of Dad
Move along people nothing to see here.

Best of julie
Another wv: dqwaw
Used in a sentence: Thurman was walking along, happily admiring the Spanish architecture, when to his surprise a gleaming phallus appeared on the cathedral wall, causing him to ejaculate* "Dqwaw!" in amazement.

Best of shoechick
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy have gone too far with their makeover on The Terminator T1000.

17 comments:

Chester said...

HapiBlogging to you my friend! Have a nice day!

Double the U said...

You laugh now, but this is what will take you away in the middle of the night under the Obama administration.

The Man said...

The National Endowment for the Arts just called. They want your projected penis to air on an orphanage in Baltimore pronto!

The Man said...

Who left Patrick Kennedy alone with the projector and a bottle of scotch, again?

Submariner said...

V. - You're #5 is freakin awesome!

Anonymous said...

The world's last Kraftwerk fan arrives in Berlin late for the Obama speech.

Chrees said...

Just another evening on Folsom Street...

Chrees said...

Projecting images of your genitals everywhere... Dude, why do you think Al Gore invented the internet?

Army of Dad said...

Just another version of small man's syndrome.

WV: lmagcnad

Magic nad?

Army of Dad said...

Move along people nothing to see here.

Army of Dad said...

Sperm Bank ATM.

Army of Dad said...

Another liberal progecting himself onto other people.

julie said...

Another wv: dqwaw

Used in a sentence:

Thurman was walking along, happily admiring the Spanish architecture, when to his surprise a gleaming phallus appeared on the cathedral wall, causing him to ejaculate* "Dqwaw!" in amazement.

* Literary to say or shout suddenly [Latin ejaculari to hurl out]

Rodney Dill said...

Somehow Audio-Video Man never caught on as a super hero.

julie said...

The projection on the wall inflated his manhood to an impressive five inches. It still wasn't enough to stifle the giggles.

Mr. Right said...

V, #2 just about made me bust a gut!

shoechick said...

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy have gone too far with their makeover on The Terminator.