1. "I like you, lunch-lady. I think I'll kill you last."
2. "Billy, it's come to the attention of the District Commissarr that you don't love The Obama as much as the other students. We think you might benefit from some time in 'The Box.'"
3. "Frank, you and Hotlips kept me an Trapper John up all night. Use some lubricant next time!" The Livonia Elementary players present M*A*S*H.
4. "Where the f--k is that waiter with my Parmesan!"
5. "iPods. Designer backpacks. Nike Air shoes... and we still qualify for free school lunches. God bless America!"
Best of sonicfrog
Best of mpur
"No, Ma'am, I don't want any free milk."
Best of Double the U
I am sorry Miss Dibbens, but your not as hot as the other teachers I sleep with.
Best of Jay Guevara
"These are not the Graham crackers I knew."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Lady, can I just eat my waffles in peace?"
Best of prince of leaves
"What do you mean you don't like your falafel, Billy? What are you, some kind of incipient pre-school racist?"
Best of robert
Jeremy, if you bite my nipple one more time, I'm gonna knock you into next week.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I better not find any pickles in my sandwich. Oh, God help you if I find a pickle in my sandwich. For every pickle that I find, I'll kill you." Stewie Griffin's first year in school created some friction among the lunch staff.