Monday, July 07, 2008

Ironic, Considering He Doesn't Have a Prayer



1. "Your mother sucks c-cks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime. ..."

2. Harak-ptui!

3. "Ow! His head must like 400 degrees or something!"

4. "And when I snap my fingers, you'll awaken refreshed, and you'll have changed your position on drilling in ANWR."

5. "I'm sure it's just a malfunctioning positronic transceiver in his corticle array. Either that or his emotion chip is overheating again. We can give you an inflatable rubber cowboy as a loaner. When's the last time you had him in for service, anyway?"

Best of Dub
Ha ha, now your forehead smells like your wife's panties.

Best of Silhouette
Senator McCain leads the nation in prayers that V the K dumps the whole "blue on gray" text color scheme.

Best of curly
“It’s called baptism, not ‘waterboarding for Jesus’.”

Best of curly
When asked if he really plans to secure the borders, McCain needs help nodding his head ‘yes’.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hold on, I'm getting something now. It sounds like...mariachi music and laughter. That mean anything to you?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Okay, we've been able to reveal the deep sickness you truly possess. This explains your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are."


verification word = ndfommy

Best of mpur
The power of Rove compels you!

Best of Submariner
Famed phrenologist Carlos Luiz Hector Juan de'Pepe Santiago checks the candidate; "Sorry, mi amigo, but the bumps? They do not lie and they tell me 'also ran' is in your future..."

Best of Adjustah
On a post-apocalyptic Earth, Starbuck has Tigh in for a routine service...

20 comments:

Submariner said...

"...and now to bless Cindy, my hands must be a bit lower..."

Dub said...

Ha ha, now your forehead smells like your wife's panties.

Silhouette said...

Senator McCain leads the nation in prayers that V the K dumps the whole "blue on gray" text color scheme.

Passionate Conservative said...

Funny, this feels like a basketball...

curly said...

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curly said...

“It’s called the ‘Gavin Newsom’; just move your head up and down, like this.”

curly said...

“Yup, he’s brain dead.”

curly said...

“It’s called baptism, not ‘waterboarding for Jesus’.”

curly said...

When asked if he really plans to secure the borders, McCain needs help nodding his head ‘yes’.

curly said...

“I can’t keep it from tilting left. I’m a chiropractor, not a f*****ng magician!”

curly said...

Your feelings of vertigo are caused by:

1. VtheK’s "blue on gray" text color scheme (shamelessly stolen from silhouette).
2. your constant flip-flops on off shore oil drilling.
3. the fact that it takes a Marxist like Obama to make you look even half way conservative.
4. your secret desire to have Michelle Obama as your personal dominatrix.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hold on, I'm getting something now. It sounds like...mariachi music and laughter. That mean anything to you?"

The Man said...

I squish your head

Tim said...

Singing, "Big Hands I know your the one..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Okay, we've been able to reveal the deep sickness you truly possess. This explains your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are."






verification word = ndfommy

mpur said...

The power of Rove compels you!

Submariner said...

Well. I guess that explains the exorcism of conservative values from Juanny Mac...

Submariner said...

Famed phrenologist Carlos Luiz Hector Juan de'Pepe Santiago checks the candidate; "Sorry, mi amigo, but the bumps? They do not lie and they tell me 'also ran' is in your future..."

Adjustah said...

On a post-apocalyptic Earth, Starbuck has her Tai in for a routine service...

attmay said...

Maybe this guy can exorcise the demons of statism from Senator McCain. And maybe I'll start crapping gold nuggets and Disney magic.