1. "Your mother sucks c-cks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime. ..."
2. Harak-ptui!
3. "Ow! His head must like 400 degrees or something!"
4. "And when I snap my fingers, you'll awaken refreshed, and you'll have changed your position on drilling in ANWR."
5. "I'm sure it's just a malfunctioning positronic transceiver in his corticle array. Either that or his emotion chip is overheating again. We can give you an inflatable rubber cowboy as a loaner. When's the last time you had him in for service, anyway?"
Best of Dub
Ha ha, now your forehead smells like your wife's panties.
Best of Silhouette
Senator McCain leads the nation in prayers that V the K dumps the whole "blue on gray" text color scheme.
Best of curly
“It’s called baptism, not ‘waterboarding for Jesus’.”
Best of curly
When asked if he really plans to secure the borders, McCain needs help nodding his head ‘yes’.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hold on, I'm getting something now. It sounds like...mariachi music and laughter. That mean anything to you?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Okay, we've been able to reveal the deep sickness you truly possess. This explains your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are."
verification word = ndfommy
Best of mpur
The power of Rove compels you!
Best of Submariner
Famed phrenologist Carlos Luiz Hector Juan de'Pepe Santiago checks the candidate; "Sorry, mi amigo, but the bumps? They do not lie and they tell me 'also ran' is in your future..."
Best of Adjustah
On a post-apocalyptic Earth, Starbuck has Tigh in for a routine service...
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"...and now to bless Cindy, my hands must be a bit lower..."
Ha ha, now your forehead smells like your wife's panties.
Senator McCain leads the nation in prayers that V the K dumps the whole "blue on gray" text color scheme.
Funny, this feels like a basketball...
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“It’s called the ‘Gavin Newsom’; just move your head up and down, like this.”
“Yup, he’s brain dead.”
“It’s called baptism, not ‘waterboarding for Jesus’.”
When asked if he really plans to secure the borders, McCain needs help nodding his head ‘yes’.
“I can’t keep it from tilting left. I’m a chiropractor, not a f*****ng magician!”
Your feelings of vertigo are caused by:
1. VtheK’s "blue on gray" text color scheme (shamelessly stolen from silhouette).
2. your constant flip-flops on off shore oil drilling.
3. the fact that it takes a Marxist like Obama to make you look even half way conservative.
4. your secret desire to have Michelle Obama as your personal dominatrix.
"Hold on, I'm getting something now. It sounds like...mariachi music and laughter. That mean anything to you?"
I squish your head
Singing, "Big Hands I know your the one..."
"Okay, we've been able to reveal the deep sickness you truly possess. This explains your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are."
verification word = ndfommy
The power of Rove compels you!
Well. I guess that explains the exorcism of conservative values from Juanny Mac...
Famed phrenologist Carlos Luiz Hector Juan de'Pepe Santiago checks the candidate; "Sorry, mi amigo, but the bumps? They do not lie and they tell me 'also ran' is in your future..."
On a post-apocalyptic Earth, Starbuck has her Tai in for a routine service...
Maybe this guy can exorcise the demons of statism from Senator McCain. And maybe I'll start crapping gold nuggets and Disney magic.
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