Tuesday, July 08, 2008

In Case You Were Wondering How Andrew Sullivan Spent the 4th of July...

Subby


1. The kids agreed that next year, Dad should just stick to his usual 'Kiss the Cook' barbecue apron.

2. Folsom Street's most popular hot dog vendor invites patrons to swallow his meat.

3. "It was supposed to be a Darth Vader Costume, but I forgot what he looked like."

4. Bruce did a brisk business with delegates at the DNC convention who were eager to get a piece of his hot meat. He also sold a lot of hot dogs.

5. Privately, Hank Hill did not care for Strickland's "edgy" new mascot.

Best of Gagdad Bob
I warned you: you don't want to know how hot dogs are made.

Best of Double the U
Bruce's first and last day as Promotional Manager at Char-Broil.

Best of The Man
The Grillin' With GWAR segment on the Martha Stewart show never really took off.

Best of Submariner
OJA: Your punishment? Death - by bunga bunga!

Best of kg
Yellow mustard in the front pouch; guess where the brown mustard is?

Best of andthenblammo!
Meet the new SpongeBob character, SpoogeBob!

Best of sonicfrog
To try and boost the sagging ratings, "Iron Chef" gets a make-over...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Uhm... no thanks, I'm trying to cut down on my nitrates... and nightmares"

Best of Jack Reacher
Dad?

Best of duke of red
"You want mustard? Hmm? Yeah, that's right...Mmm...Mustard, Mustard! MUSTAAAARRDD!!!..... Ahhh"

Best of Adjustah
The other Sith Lords rarely spoke about Darth Chunk.

Best of GregMan
John Edwards hires a new head chef for his mansion.

heh heh 'head' chef heh heh

Best of Steve O
After the BBQ everyone's going to have an A55 RGY.

Best of divine miss m
And for dessert, all we need is a blindfold, a can of whipped cream, and a glass coffee table.

Best of Rodney Dill
Cheezbugger... Cheezbugger...

Best of shoechick
Is that mustard in your pouch or are you happy to see me?

57 comments:

Gagdad Bob said...

I warned you: you don't want to know how hot dogs are made.

Double the U said...

San Fransisco dilemma: ticket him for not having a carbon credit offset permit, or be sued for sexual discrimination.

Double the U said...

Bruce's first and last day as Promotional Manager at Char-Broil.

The Man said...

The Grillin' With GWAR segment on the Martha Stewart show never really took off.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

Things overheard at a San Francisco Cookout:
"But I didn't want Mayo on my buns."
"My hotdog doesn't fit in your buns"
"I've been craving a footlong all day"
"I don't know where the pickle went"

Submariner said...

♪ My boloney has a first name it's M - A - D - A - M...♪

Submariner said...

I dunno, Curly, I think the Pokemons in San Fran are a bit, well - different - than back home. How about you?

Submariner said...

OJA:

Your punishment? Death - by bunga bunga!

Submariner said...

OK, who's gonna be the first Capper to admit that they have THIS outfit?

Submariner said...

Sully wasn't totally dissappointed with his web search for "Man handling hot meat at Folsom Street Fair."

Submariner said...

When he asks "Y'want 'corn on the cob' with that?" Just say No!

kg said...

Yellow mustard in the front pouch; guess where the brown mustard is?

andthenblammo! said...

This guy's kinda wack, but the lo-rider Oscar Meyer Wienermobile he's driving is pimpin'!

andthenblammo! said...

Meet the new SpongeBob character, SpoogeBob!

andthenblammo! said...

When Home-Econ instructors go bad.

Van Helsing said...

As Frank Zappa sang on Joe's Garage, y'all best stand back when the mustard squirts.

sonicfrog said...

Oh Please! That outfit is so... 90's!!!

sonicfrog said...

To try and boost the sagging ratings, "Iron Chef" gets a make-over...

sonicfrog said...

Uh, I'll have mine without the mayo OR mustard...

Son Of The Godfather said...

The appearance of Cennobites range from scary to downright repulsive.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sometimes, folks should stay in the closet.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Uhm... no thanks, I'm trying to cut down on my nitrates... and nightmares"

Submariner said...

I was dealin' with the outfit, up until he started singing "Don't It Make You're Brown Eye, Blue?"

Jack Reacher said...

Dad?

Silhouette said...

Profane propane.

Adjustah said...

Finally, someone else who's tired of presenting themselves as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian.

Two Dogs said...

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

EXPLANATION HERE.

Submariner said...

Waddaya wanna bet his mustard bottle has a removable bottom? I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

Just be thankful that it wasn't Inflated Scrotum Guy...

Submariner said...

Funny; the 9th Court has continued to uphold THIS guy's rights but also rejected a cross on a city's seal and the Gideon's ability to hand out free New Testaments to those that want them...

Whacko said...

"Spread you buns, gents, here comes the hot meat!"

duke of red said...

"You want mustard? Hmm? Yeah, that's right...Mmm...Mustard, Mustard! MUSTAAAARRDD!!!..... Ahhh"

duke of red said...

Damn, Subby has really let himself go.

attmay said...

I got news for you. That ain't mustard! And furthermore, he should see a doctor ASAP.

attmay said...

Fact #1: The voodoo religion performs gay marriages.

Fact #2: This is the guy who performs them.

mklasing said...

With extra cash in the coffers and no purpose anymore, Ted the Superdelegate decided to pass out free hot dogs to celebrate American dependence day.

julie said...

The real outrage here is the pack of cigarettes tucked into his fishnet sleeve. In San Francisco, smoking is a capitol offense.

mpur said...

On the upside: PETA's got nothin' to say to this guy.

prince of leaves said...

Upside to increasing corporate sponsorship of Folsom Street Fair: a good Ball Park Frank to go with your Miller Beer.

Downside: this guy's the cook.

prince of leaves said...

Ironically, the guy serving Hebrew National wieners was himself quite visibly uncircumcised.

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Frank was actually wearing "pleather" and got kicked out of the Folsom Street Fair for refusing to wear the real thing...

Adjustah said...

The other Sith Lords rarely spoke about Darth Chunk.

Rodney Dill said...

I think I'll pass on the mustard

Rodney Dill said...

Pardon me... do you have any Grey Poupon?

Rodney Dill said...

Gives new meaning to condiments

GregMan said...

When the space aliens finally landed to enslave the population of Earth, their appearence was not so much terrifying as it was rediculous.

GregMan said...

"I'll have an Ellen DeGenerate tuna sandwich, a Barney Frank with extra mayo and a Sullyburger, please."

GregMan said...

Don't laugh. This is your kid's grade school's new principal under the Obamessiah administration.

GregMan said...

John Edwards hires a new head chef for his mansion.

GregMan said...

Trust me, you don't want to see what he does with those tongs.

Steve O said...

BBQ day in Paradise was okay, but Habib al-Sadr wishes he'd read the fine print about those 72 virgins, as one of them tends the dogs on the barbie.

Steve O said...

After the BBQ everyone's going to have an A55 RGY.

divine miss m said...

And for dessert, all we need is a blindfold, a can of whipped cream, and a glass coffee table.

Rodney Dill said...

You want fries widdat?

Rodney Dill said...

Cheezbugger... Cheezbugger...

shoechick said...

Is that mustard in your pouch or are you happy to see me?