1. The kids agreed that next year, Dad should just stick to his usual 'Kiss the Cook' barbecue apron.
2. Folsom Street's most popular hot dog vendor invites patrons to swallow his meat.
3. "It was supposed to be a Darth Vader Costume, but I forgot what he looked like."
4. Bruce did a brisk business with delegates at the DNC convention who were eager to get a piece of his hot meat. He also sold a lot of hot dogs.
5. Privately, Hank Hill did not care for Strickland's "edgy" new mascot.
Best of Gagdad Bob
I warned you: you don't want to know how hot dogs are made.
Best of Double the U
Bruce's first and last day as Promotional Manager at Char-Broil.
Best of The Man
The Grillin' With GWAR segment on the Martha Stewart show never really took off.
Best of Submariner
OJA: Your punishment? Death - by bunga bunga!
Best of kg
Yellow mustard in the front pouch; guess where the brown mustard is?
Best of andthenblammo!
Meet the new SpongeBob character, SpoogeBob!
Best of sonicfrog
To try and boost the sagging ratings, "Iron Chef" gets a make-over...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Uhm... no thanks, I'm trying to cut down on my nitrates... and nightmares"
Best of Jack Reacher
Dad?
Best of duke of red
"You want mustard? Hmm? Yeah, that's right...Mmm...Mustard, Mustard! MUSTAAAARRDD!!!..... Ahhh"
Best of Adjustah
The other Sith Lords rarely spoke about Darth Chunk.
Best of GregMan
John Edwards hires a new head chef for his mansion.
heh heh 'head' chef heh heh
Best of Steve O
After the BBQ everyone's going to have an A55 RGY.
Best of divine miss m
And for dessert, all we need is a blindfold, a can of whipped cream, and a glass coffee table.
Best of Rodney Dill
Cheezbugger... Cheezbugger...
Best of shoechick
Is that mustard in your pouch or are you happy to see me?
57 comments:
I warned you: you don't want to know how hot dogs are made.
San Fransisco dilemma: ticket him for not having a carbon credit offset permit, or be sued for sexual discrimination.
Bruce's first and last day as Promotional Manager at Char-Broil.
The Grillin' With GWAR segment on the Martha Stewart show never really took off.
Things overheard at a San Francisco Cookout:
"But I didn't want Mayo on my buns."
"My hotdog doesn't fit in your buns"
"I've been craving a footlong all day"
"I don't know where the pickle went"
♪ My boloney has a first name it's M - A - D - A - M...♪
I dunno, Curly, I think the Pokemons in San Fran are a bit, well - different - than back home. How about you?
OJA:
Your punishment? Death - by bunga bunga!
OK, who's gonna be the first Capper to admit that they have THIS outfit?
Sully wasn't totally dissappointed with his web search for "Man handling hot meat at Folsom Street Fair."
When he asks "Y'want 'corn on the cob' with that?" Just say No!
Yellow mustard in the front pouch; guess where the brown mustard is?
This guy's kinda wack, but the lo-rider Oscar Meyer Wienermobile he's driving is pimpin'!
Meet the new SpongeBob character, SpoogeBob!
When Home-Econ instructors go bad.
As Frank Zappa sang on Joe's Garage, y'all best stand back when the mustard squirts.
Oh Please! That outfit is so... 90's!!!
To try and boost the sagging ratings, "Iron Chef" gets a make-over...
Uh, I'll have mine without the mayo OR mustard...
The appearance of Cennobites range from scary to downright repulsive.
Sometimes, folks should stay in the closet.
"Uhm... no thanks, I'm trying to cut down on my nitrates... and nightmares"
I was dealin' with the outfit, up until he started singing "Don't It Make You're Brown Eye, Blue?"
Dad?
Profane propane.
Finally, someone else who's tired of presenting themselves as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian.
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
EXPLANATION HERE.
Waddaya wanna bet his mustard bottle has a removable bottom? I'm just sayin'...
Just be thankful that it wasn't Inflated Scrotum Guy...
Funny; the 9th Court has continued to uphold THIS guy's rights but also rejected a cross on a city's seal and the Gideon's ability to hand out free New Testaments to those that want them...
"Spread you buns, gents, here comes the hot meat!"
"You want mustard? Hmm? Yeah, that's right...Mmm...Mustard, Mustard! MUSTAAAARRDD!!!..... Ahhh"
Damn, Subby has really let himself go.
I got news for you. That ain't mustard! And furthermore, he should see a doctor ASAP.
Fact #1: The voodoo religion performs gay marriages.
Fact #2: This is the guy who performs them.
With extra cash in the coffers and no purpose anymore, Ted the Superdelegate decided to pass out free hot dogs to celebrate American dependence day.
The real outrage here is the pack of cigarettes tucked into his fishnet sleeve. In San Francisco, smoking is a capitol offense.
On the upside: PETA's got nothin' to say to this guy.
Upside to increasing corporate sponsorship of Folsom Street Fair: a good Ball Park Frank to go with your Miller Beer.
Downside: this guy's the cook.
Ironically, the guy serving Hebrew National wieners was himself quite visibly uncircumcised.
Frank was actually wearing "pleather" and got kicked out of the Folsom Street Fair for refusing to wear the real thing...
The other Sith Lords rarely spoke about Darth Chunk.
I think I'll pass on the mustard
Pardon me... do you have any Grey Poupon?
Gives new meaning to condiments
When the space aliens finally landed to enslave the population of Earth, their appearence was not so much terrifying as it was rediculous.
"I'll have an Ellen DeGenerate tuna sandwich, a Barney Frank with extra mayo and a Sullyburger, please."
Don't laugh. This is your kid's grade school's new principal under the Obamessiah administration.
John Edwards hires a new head chef for his mansion.
Trust me, you don't want to see what he does with those tongs.
BBQ day in Paradise was okay, but Habib al-Sadr wishes he'd read the fine print about those 72 virgins, as one of them tends the dogs on the barbie.
After the BBQ everyone's going to have an A55 RGY.
And for dessert, all we need is a blindfold, a can of whipped cream, and a glass coffee table.
You want fries widdat?
Cheezbugger... Cheezbugger...
Is that mustard in your pouch or are you happy to see me?
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