1. Gary Coleman in the AfterSchool Classic: The Boy Who Had Man-Boobs.
2. Barney Frank's Google search for 'wet children' once again hits pay dirt.
3. "Now that's a San Francisco quality fart."
4. Baptism in the Church of the Obamassiah involves lots of malt liquor and arugula.
5. A young Barack Obama was always smug after he threw other children's toys under the bus.
Best of The Man
The NAMBLA sponsored wet t-shirt contest at the DNC was a profound success
Best of Dr. G
It was a hot Chicago day, the fire hydrant sprayed cooling water, Tyrell was so happy he beat that kid with the funny name in the spelling bee, as he saw the bus coming he thought it strange that he was being pushed in the direction of the street.
Best of mega
How many times does it need to be said, stand FAR away from Chris Matthews when Obama's speaking.