Friday, July 18, 2008

Hot Wet Diversity

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1. Gary Coleman in the AfterSchool Classic: The Boy Who Had Man-Boobs.

2. Barney Frank's Google search for 'wet children' once again hits pay dirt.

3. "Now that's a San Francisco quality fart."

4. Baptism in the Church of the Obamassiah involves lots of malt liquor and arugula.

5. A young Barack Obama was always smug after he threw other children's toys under the bus.

Best of The Man
The NAMBLA sponsored wet t-shirt contest at the DNC was a profound success

Best of Dr. G
It was a hot Chicago day, the fire hydrant sprayed cooling water, Tyrell was so happy he beat that kid with the funny name in the spelling bee, as he saw the bus coming he thought it strange that he was being pushed in the direction of the street.

Best of mega
How many times does it need to be said, stand FAR away from Chris Matthews when Obama's speaking.

11 comments:

The Man said...

The NAMBLA sponsored wet t-shirt contest at the DNC was a profound success

The Man said...

Hey Kobe, I was joking.

Double the U said...

The Obama youth on bath day.

Jay Guevara said...

Young Obama thought bubble: "So I'll move to the mainland, become a ward heeler in Chicago, join a whacked out inner city church to establish my black bona fides.

OK...need a theme for my campaign...must think...must think...Ah! I've got it! 'Hope!' 'Change!'"

Dub said...

*waits for Army Of Mom to come in and try to convince us that kid isnt fat*

Dr. G said...

It was a hot Chicago day, the fire hydrant sprayed cooling water, Tyrell was so happy he beat that kid with the funny name in the spelling bee, as he saw the bus coming he thought is strange that he was being pushed in the direction of the street.

robert said...

Jeremiah grimaces as young Barak (left) pushes him under the bus (and not for the last time).

mpur said...

Yes, it's always best to close you eyes and mouth when the 'hope and change' starts flying at an Obama rally.

mega said...

How many times does it need to be said, stand FAR away from Chris Matthews when Obama's speaking.

Steve O said...

Obama: Dreams of My Childhood

Chrees said...

The logical conclusion to those Different Strokes