1. Kathy Griffin's pleas for attention grow ever more desperate.
2. "Mom...? You should really check out this freaky chick over here."
3. Folsom Street was more tame than usual this year.
4. After Daddy Warbucks lost everything in the Bear Stearns collapse, he had no choice but to turn Annie out. For an extra fifty, Sandy would join in the fun.
5. When Bond saw the two flying cobras strike his contact in the back, he knew the exchange had been compromised.
Best of Foz
Damn... she's wearing Dad's underwear!
Best of The Man
Sorry Hillary, I'm still not voting for you.
Best of Dub
As he proceeded into the doctors office, Raul stopped to consider if he chose the wrong person to get a substitute urine sample from.
Best of Jack Reacher
That is not the freaky mime chick on a box that I knew.
Best of Adjustah
After stripping down at the press conference, "publicly appointed GITMO defender" resumed his duties as a street-performing, cross dressing clown.
Best of Steve O
Down the street from headquarters, a Mattel product development manager gets an idea.
Best of prince of leaves
Thursday babe audition FAIL.
Best of Chrees
Serrano's Piss Mime didn't get the same reception as his other works...
Best of mpur
"No, Miss, I do not want to do the Time Warp again."