Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer

Brender


1. Kathy Griffin's pleas for attention grow ever more desperate.

2. "Mom...? You should really check out this freaky chick over here."

3. Folsom Street was more tame than usual this year.

4. After Daddy Warbucks lost everything in the Bear Stearns collapse, he had no choice but to turn Annie out. For an extra fifty, Sandy would join in the fun.

5. When Bond saw the two flying cobras strike his contact in the back, he knew the exchange had been compromised.

Best of Foz
Damn... she's wearing Dad's underwear!

Best of The Man
Sorry Hillary, I'm still not voting for you.

Best of Dub
As he proceeded into the doctors office, Raul stopped to consider if he chose the wrong person to get a substitute urine sample from.

Best of Jack Reacher
That is not the freaky mime chick on a box that I knew.

Best of Adjustah
After stripping down at the press conference, "publicly appointed GITMO defender" resumed his duties as a street-performing, cross dressing clown.

Best of Steve O
Down the street from headquarters, a Mattel product development manager gets an idea.

Best of prince of leaves
Thursday babe audition FAIL.

Best of Chrees
Serrano's Piss Mime didn't get the same reception as his other works...

Best of mpur
"No, Miss, I do not want to do the Time Warp again."

30 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Tom Cruise in drag...

Foz said...

Damn... she's wearing Dad's underwear!

The Man said...

Sorry Hillary, I'm still not voting for you.

The Man said...

Being a delegate at the DNC had it's privileges. Free Soy burgers and wheat grass tea, interns, and the lobbying efforts of the Mimes Local #200

The Man said...

I'll take "what you can do to earn a buck after being on Flavor of Love" for $200, Alex.

The Man said...

After being left alone with Jack Bauer for 2 minutes, she talked.

Dub said...

As he proceeded into the doctors office, Raul stopped to consider if he chose the wrong person to get a substitute urine sample from.

Dr. G said...

After accusations of inappropriate touching during an interrogation at GITMO, Sally left the CIA to pursue a glamorous life of dance in Vegas.

attmay said...

Wendy's latest ad campaign.

Jack Reacher said...

A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, explores alternate career options.

Jack Reacher said...

That is not the freaky mime chick on a box that I knew.

Jack Reacher said...

Dave wonders if life in the White House had an adverse effect on Amy Carter. Possibly, possibly.

Adjustah said...

After stripping down at the press conference, "publicly appointed GITMO defender" resumed his duties as a street-performing, cross dressing clown.

Steve O said...

Down the street from headquarters, a Mattel product development manager gets an idea.

Whacko said...

"Look lady, I knew Marlyn Monroe and, believe me, you're no Marlyn Monroe."

prince of leaves said...

Thursday babe audition FAIL.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Street pantomime demonstrates fashion faux pas. When misdirecting man's eyes away from thunder thighs, never flash granny panties, bright white stockings and garters. It defeats the purpose of fright wig and pancake makeup.

Chrees said...

Serrano's Piss Mime didn't get the same reception as his other works...

mpur said...

"No, Miss, I do not want to do the Time Warp again."

Anonymous said...

Hey Invisibles fans, it's Ragged Robin!

Steve O said...

It's like a bad car wreck.

You don't want to look because it's a bit gruesome, but you can't look away.

Steve O said...

Ten bucks says this is what inspired the guy at the press conference.

Steve O said...

Out of frame: Prince Harry.

Steve O said...

Surprise you jihadi mothereffer!

Meet your virgin #32!

Passionate Conservative said...

Marcel Marceau's grand daughter took his signature character to a whole new level, mime ho's.

Shambhala said...

I am sure Dub thinks she has a big butt too.

Steve O said...

Marylyn Monroe has really let herself go.

Steve O said...

She's been dead for 40 years, but I think I'd rather tag the original Marylyn Monroe.

Rodney Dill said...

Westward HO!

Passionate Conservative said...

Hey cowboy, wanna see my cameltoe?