1. GOP Presidential candidate John McCain greets a young supporter during a stop in Kansas.
2. "See, Maverick-san, I still bear the scars from the Napalm you dropped in my village back in 'Nam."
3. "... but if the Lightworker could be turned to the Dark Side, he would become a most powerful ally."
4. "Lightworker must never learn that Dick Cheney is his father."
5. "Yeah, if you're even a little Irish, SPF-15 just does not cut it in Phoenix."
Best of Gagdad Bob .
So Courtney Love had a "commitment ceremony" with her girlfriend. Whatever.
Best of Jack Reacher .
"No, take another picture. That one washed out my features."
Best of GOP & College .
Note to self; When the camera flash causes a sun burn, I haven't been out enough.
Best of Passionate Conservative .
There are many things about the Sith considered to be...unnatural...
Best of Army of Mom .
*Jedi mind trick* You want to love me long time.
Best of mpur .
Kim Jong-Il just keeps getting weirder and weirder. But hey, at least he's over his Elvis obsession.
Best of Rodney Dill .
"Welcome to the darkside, Darth Queefette."
Best of Submariner .
"...and when I finish your training, you will eliminate Elizabeth and take your rightful place on 'The View,' completing my control of it."
"Yes Master Soros..."
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New on ABC the Fall, It's "Dancing with the Star Wars!"
Keiko still loved Chief O'Brien even after that horrible transporter accident.
Suki: "Emperor Palpy, how do you get your robs so clean?"
EP: "Ancient Chinese secret."
Or -
Suki: "Where do you keep that nifty lightsaber?"
EP: "I keep it buried in PuunTang!"
So Courtney Love had a "commitment ceremony" with her girlfriend. Whatever.
I didn't know that Emporer Palpatine had a Sithter.
"No, take another picture. That one washed out my features."
1) A candid picture of Obama and the Bread Girl before their extensive make-up session.
2) Note to self; When the camera flash causes a sun burn, I haven't been out enough.
There are many things about the Sith considered to be...unnatural...
"Wow, thanks for the rock Emporer Palpatine."
"Well, $17.00 is a lot of money, but diamonds are forever."
(ripped from old "Herman" cartoon)
Oil of Olay ad No. 49 targeted the dork demographic.
My what yellow eyes you have...
Perhaps you should try some sunscreen before we go to Tatooine. Too late.
Emperor, perhaps you've considered some botox? It's working for Mark Spitz.
This will look so cool on my MySpace page. Do a peace sign, Emperor.
"Did you ever hear about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
Palpatine struggled with his pick-up lines.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Wanna see my light saber?
*bowing to Passionate Conservative* I should have read the caps before I got started. You beat me to the unnatural comment.
*sigh*
Emperor, is that a light saber in your robes or are you just happy to see me?
*Jedi mind trick*
You want to love me long time.
Rise, my friend.
This never happens, Palpatine assured Keiko.
"I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me Master."
"The Chancellor loves power. If he has any other passion, I have not seen it." ―Mace Windu
Clearly, Mace Windu didn't see this hot little number.
Kim Jong-Il just keeps getting weirder and weirder. But hey, at least he's over his Elvis obsession.
"Welcome to the darkside, Darth Queefette."
"...and when I finish your training, you will eliminate Elizabeth and take your rightful place on 'The View,' completing my control of it."
"Yes Master Soros..."
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