Monday, July 28, 2008
Hold For Papa Palpy
1. GOP Presidential candidate John McCain greets a young supporter during a stop in Kansas.
2. "See, Maverick-san, I still bear the scars from the Napalm you dropped in my village back in 'Nam."
3. "... but if the Lightworker could be turned to the Dark Side, he would become a most powerful ally."
4. "Lightworker must never learn that Dick Cheney is his father."
5. "Yeah, if you're even a little Irish, SPF-15 just does not cut it in Phoenix."
Best of Gagdad Bob .
So Courtney Love had a "commitment ceremony" with her girlfriend. Whatever.
Best of Jack Reacher .
"No, take another picture. That one washed out my features."
Best of GOP & College .
Note to self; When the camera flash causes a sun burn, I haven't been out enough.
Best of Passionate Conservative .
There are many things about the Sith considered to be...unnatural...
Best of Army of Mom .
*Jedi mind trick* You want to love me long time.
Best of mpur .
Kim Jong-Il just keeps getting weirder and weirder. But hey, at least he's over his Elvis obsession.
Best of Rodney Dill .
"Welcome to the darkside, Darth Queefette."
Best of Submariner .
"...and when I finish your training, you will eliminate Elizabeth and take your rightful place on 'The View,' completing my control of it."
"Yes Master Soros..."