Monday, July 28, 2008

Hold For Papa Palpy


1. GOP Presidential candidate John McCain greets a young supporter during a stop in Kansas.

2. "See, Maverick-san, I still bear the scars from the Napalm you dropped in my village back in 'Nam."

3. "... but if the Lightworker could be turned to the Dark Side, he would become a most powerful ally."

4. "Lightworker must never learn that Dick Cheney is his father."

5. "Yeah, if you're even a little Irish, SPF-15 just does not cut it in Phoenix."

Best of Gagdad Bob .
So Courtney Love had a "commitment ceremony" with her girlfriend. Whatever.

Best of Jack Reacher .
"No, take another picture. That one washed out my features."

Best of GOP & College .
Note to self; When the camera flash causes a sun burn, I haven't been out enough.

Best of Passionate Conservative .
There are many things about the Sith considered to be...unnatural...

Best of Army of Mom .
*Jedi mind trick* You want to love me long time.

Best of mpur .
Kim Jong-Il just keeps getting weirder and weirder. But hey, at least he's over his Elvis obsession.

Best of Rodney Dill .
"Welcome to the darkside, Darth Queefette."

Best of Submariner .
"...and when I finish your training, you will eliminate Elizabeth and take your rightful place on 'The View,' completing my control of it."
"Yes Master Soros..."

25 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

New on ABC the Fall, It's "Dancing with the Star Wars!"

Achilles said...

Keiko still loved Chief O'Brien even after that horrible transporter accident.

ThatGayConservative said...

Suki: "Emperor Palpy, how do you get your robs so clean?"

EP: "Ancient Chinese secret."

Or -

Suki: "Where do you keep that nifty lightsaber?"

EP: "I keep it buried in PuunTang!"

Gagdad Bob said...

So Courtney Love had a "commitment ceremony" with her girlfriend. Whatever.

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know that Emporer Palpatine had a Sithter.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, take another picture. That one washed out my features."

GOP & College said...

1) A candid picture of Obama and the Bread Girl before their extensive make-up session.

2) Note to self; When the camera flash causes a sun burn, I haven't been out enough.

Passionate Conservative said...

There are many things about the Sith considered to be...unnatural...

Rodney Dill said...

"Wow, thanks for the rock Emporer Palpatine."
"Well, $17.00 is a lot of money, but diamonds are forever."

(ripped from old "Herman" cartoon)

Army of Mom said...

Oil of Olay ad No. 49 targeted the dork demographic.

Army of Dad said...

My what yellow eyes you have...

Army of Mom said...

Perhaps you should try some sunscreen before we go to Tatooine. Too late.

Army of Mom said...

Emperor, perhaps you've considered some botox? It's working for Mark Spitz.

Army of Mom said...

This will look so cool on my MySpace page. Do a peace sign, Emperor.

Army of Mom said...

"Did you ever hear about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

Palpatine struggled with his pick-up lines.

Army of Mom said...

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Wanna see my light saber?

Army of Mom said...

*bowing to Passionate Conservative* I should have read the caps before I got started. You beat me to the unnatural comment.

*sigh*

Army of Mom said...

Emperor, is that a light saber in your robes or are you just happy to see me?

Army of Mom said...

*Jedi mind trick*

You want to love me long time.

Army of Mom said...

Rise, my friend.

This never happens, Palpatine assured Keiko.

Army of Mom said...

"I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me Master."

Army of Mom said...

"The Chancellor loves power. If he has any other passion, I have not seen it." ―Mace Windu

Clearly, Mace Windu didn't see this hot little number.

mpur said...

Kim Jong-Il just keeps getting weirder and weirder. But hey, at least he's over his Elvis obsession.

Rodney Dill said...

"Welcome to the darkside, Darth Queefette."

Submariner said...

"...and when I finish your training, you will eliminate Elizabeth and take your rightful place on 'The View,' completing my control of it."
"Yes Master Soros..."