Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Hello Sun, Hello Nose, Hello Tulip 'Twixt My Toes

Sondra K


1. Looks like Cindy went and spiked Maverick's Metamucil with Psilocybin again.

2. Maverick: "I feel like I'm gonna break my gawdam back mounting this hill." Monk: "Giggle."

3. Bush: "So, can I get you a hotdog, your holiness?" Monk: "Yeah, make me one with everything."

4. Bush was just one Rastafarian away from his secret goal of holding hands with someone from every religion in the world.

5. Monk: "Of course, most of my sect was wiped out when you napalmed our temple back in Vietnam." Maverick: "Giggle."

Wicked Best of Jay Guevara
"We'll take you to meet the guys in the DNC. They're usually over here in the bushes."

Best of Jack Reacher
"You're the first person in a skirt who's been allowed to see our clubhouse. Big day, man, big day."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Col. Tigh: Get away! Don't you know I'm a toaster now!

Best of mega
Some of the trees, at least, were under 70, lending the scene a youthful, invigorating flavor.

Best of Adjustah
"What does it mean,'Strafed your village, you gook bastard'???"

Best of Submariner
C'mon, Cheney; git the lead out. It's hard 'nough to triple-Dutch jump in a suit but his holiness' wearin' a skirt fer goodness sake!

Best of mpur
This way to Nirvana.

Best of Submariner
Pinko's n hippies n Dems - Oh My!

20 comments:

mega said...

Gay three-ways with monks was, frankly, far less unusual within the inner Washington power structure than most people thought.

Van Helsing said...

Three went out in the woods. Only two came back. Now the Chicoms owe him one.

Rodney Dill said...

What song is that I hear Louie Armstrong singing?

Chrees said...

Dalai Lama thought bubble: "Sharon Stone thought China's earthquake was due to bad karma. How does she explain this?"

Jack Reacher said...

"You're the first person in a skirt who's been allowed to see our clubhouse. Big day, man, big day."

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found youuuuuu..."

Passionate Conservative said...

The Colonel and Mrs. Tigh were helpless to elude the stalker walking next to them.

Stalker: Nice Dress, Mrs. Tigh.

Col. Tigh: Get away! Don't you know I'm a toaster now!

Jay Guevara said...

"We'll take you to meet the guys in the DNC. They're usually over here in the bushes."

Jay Guevara said...

"We'll just hide you over here until Bill Clinton wanders off. If he dees anything in a skirt, all bets are off."

Gagdad Bob said...

McCain: "Sure, I'd love to meet Richard Gere! But why is he chasing a gerbil in the woods?"

mega said...

McCain's outside-the-box VP pick was quickly denounced by Obama as, quote, "the tired, stale politics of Bush-McCain-Lama."

mega said...

Some of the trees, at least, were under 70, lending the scene a youthful, invigorating flavor.

sonicfrog said...

♫ If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When your with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life... ♫

Adjustah said...

"What does it mean,'Straffed your village, you gook bastard'???"

Submariner said...

So go tiptoe, through the tulips, with meeeeeeeeee.

Submariner said...

When did the Smother's Brothers return?

Submariner said...

C'mon, Cheney; git the lead out. It's hard 'nough to triple-Dutch jump in a suit but his holiness' wearin' a skirt fer goodness sake!

mpur said...

This way to Nirvana.

attmay said...

ORA*: ♫ We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e're
Off to see the wizard,
The wonderful Wizard of Oz ♫

* Obvious Reference Alert

Submariner said...

Pinko's n hippies n Dems - Oh My!