1. Looks like Cindy went and spiked Maverick's Metamucil with Psilocybin again.
2. Maverick: "I feel like I'm gonna break my gawdam back mounting this hill." Monk: "Giggle."
3. Bush: "So, can I get you a hotdog, your holiness?" Monk: "Yeah, make me one with everything."
4. Bush was just one Rastafarian away from his secret goal of holding hands with someone from every religion in the world.
5. Monk: "Of course, most of my sect was wiped out when you napalmed our temple back in Vietnam." Maverick: "Giggle."
Wicked Best of Jay Guevara
"We'll take you to meet the guys in the DNC. They're usually over here in the bushes."
Best of Jack Reacher
"You're the first person in a skirt who's been allowed to see our clubhouse. Big day, man, big day."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Col. Tigh: Get away! Don't you know I'm a toaster now!
Best of mega
Some of the trees, at least, were under 70, lending the scene a youthful, invigorating flavor.
Best of Adjustah
"What does it mean,'Strafed your village, you gook bastard'???"
Best of Submariner
C'mon, Cheney; git the lead out. It's hard 'nough to triple-Dutch jump in a suit but his holiness' wearin' a skirt fer goodness sake!
Best of mpur
This way to Nirvana.
Best of Submariner
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Gay three-ways with monks was, frankly, far less unusual within the inner Washington power structure than most people thought.
Three went out in the woods. Only two came back. Now the Chicoms owe him one.
What song is that I hear Louie Armstrong singing?
Dalai Lama thought bubble: "Sharon Stone thought China's earthquake was due to bad karma. How does she explain this?"
"You're the first person in a skirt who's been allowed to see our clubhouse. Big day, man, big day."
"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found youuuuuu..."
The Colonel and Mrs. Tigh were helpless to elude the stalker walking next to them.
Stalker: Nice Dress, Mrs. Tigh.
Col. Tigh: Get away! Don't you know I'm a toaster now!
"We'll take you to meet the guys in the DNC. They're usually over here in the bushes."
"We'll just hide you over here until Bill Clinton wanders off. If he dees anything in a skirt, all bets are off."
McCain: "Sure, I'd love to meet Richard Gere! But why is he chasing a gerbil in the woods?"
McCain's outside-the-box VP pick was quickly denounced by Obama as, quote, "the tired, stale politics of Bush-McCain-Lama."
Some of the trees, at least, were under 70, lending the scene a youthful, invigorating flavor.
♫ If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together
I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When your with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life... ♫
"What does it mean,'Straffed your village, you gook bastard'???"
So go tiptoe, through the tulips, with meeeeeeeeee.
When did the Smother's Brothers return?
C'mon, Cheney; git the lead out. It's hard 'nough to triple-Dutch jump in a suit but his holiness' wearin' a skirt fer goodness sake!
This way to Nirvana.
ORA*: ♫ We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e're
Off to see the wizard,
The wonderful Wizard of Oz ♫
* Obvious Reference Alert
Pinko's n hippies n Dems - Oh My!
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