Friday, July 11, 2008
Gettin' Some Tail
1. "See, they all come back from the Enumclaw zoo with inflamed genitals."
2. "Tell the Chinese embassy we won't settle for less than $6 a pound."
3. Misguided scientists try to promote gay marriages in tigers, in order to add "diversity" to the species.
4. "Yeah, they're cute and all, but, dammit, Hillary needs a nice handbag for the convention."
5. A rare glimpse of Siegfried and Roy's secret kitty pr0n operation.
Wicked Best of Rodney Dill
'Yep... Jesse Jackson got to this one too.'
Best of duke of red
"Thassa nice-a p**sy, huh?"
I don't know why they have an Italian accent
Best of The Man
Due to unreasonable and asinine food guidelines, the DNC delegates better enjoy tiger nut soup and toejam sandwhiches on soy bread.
Best of Jack Reacher
Sorry, but Obama said you're not the tiger cub he knew. Under the bus you go.
Best of turtle
And you thought domestic cat piss was cheesing? Wait 'til you get a shot of this!
Best of Army of Mom
Chakotay's life after Voyager was sad, indeed.
Best of sonicfrog
...I'll sneak up behind him and stick my thumb up his ass. that'll really piss him off...
Best of prince of leaves
In true multicultural fashion, Ralph Nader consults an obscure oracle to determine whether he should run again this year.
Best of Steve O
Hey! Everybody DOES have one!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Rashneesh the snake handler would soon learn a very painful lesson. Snakes, you can safely pick up by the tail. Tigers... not so much.
Best of Mr. Right
"...And this is where we insert the spring, like so... and voila! Another new 'tigger' for Animal Kingdom!"