"When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
Gerard Baker - Times of London
Photo - Jack Bauer
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You know, he always holds his hands there, after what Jesse Jackson said. A man can't be too careful.
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Thought bubble Ooh! A piece of candy!
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Funny, he doesnt look Druish, uh I mean Jewish, uh I mean completely unexperienced, uh I mean the worst possible person for the job.
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Barack Obama shocked everyone when he attempted to convince the Israeli Parliament that he was Sammy Davis Jr. reborn.
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Neil Diamond prepares prepares for "The Jazz Singer Part II, F*ck the Jews!"
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Jewish leaders were upset to find that Obama's prayer he left at the wall was just a rolled up picture of himself.
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Thought bubble: "I wish they'd finish the pledge so I could let go of my crank."
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You know, he always holds his hands there, after what Jesse Jackson said. A man can't be too careful.
Thought bubble Ooh! A piece of candy!
Funny, he doesnt look Druish, uh I mean Jewish, uh I mean completely unexperienced, uh I mean the worst possible person for the job.
Funny, the guy in office right IS the worst possible person for the job. He can't even speak proper English. Hell, I'd bet that most of the Mexicans that he's letting run into our country probably have better English skills. lol
Barack Obama shocked everyone when he attempted to convince the Israeli Parliament that he was Sammy Davis Jr. reborn.
Neil Diamond prepares prepares for "The Jazz Singer Part II, F*ck the Jews!"
(thinking to himself) Farrakhan is going to be pissed.
Jewish leaders were upset to find that Obama's prayer he left at the wall was just a rolled up picture of himself.
Tought bubble: "Yada, yada, Yiddish - SHEESH! - But I gotta admit; this wailing wall is good practice for my nomination Convention..."
Thought bubble: "OK, I'm wearing the doily. I didn't want to, but here I am. Now their goddamned check to my campaign better clear, or it's on."
Thought bubble: "I could really go for a bacon cheeseburger about now."
Thought bubble: "I wish they'd finish the pledge so I could let go of my crank."
"Wait a minute...to convert to Judaism you want to cut the end off my WHAT?"
ORA: "I am not entirely comfortable with this...Jewish ritual."
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