Friday, July 25, 2008

Farrakhan's Totally Going to Kick His A$$


"When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

Gerard Baker - Times of London


Photo - Jack Bauer

Best of Jack Reacher
You know, he always holds his hands there, after what Jesse Jackson said. A man can't be too careful.

Best of Jack Reacher
Thought bubble Ooh! A piece of candy!

Best of Dub
Funny, he doesnt look Druish, uh I mean Jewish, uh I mean completely unexperienced, uh I mean the worst possible person for the job.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Barack Obama shocked everyone when he attempted to convince the Israeli Parliament that he was Sammy Davis Jr. reborn.

Best of Two Dogs
Neil Diamond prepares prepares for "The Jazz Singer Part II, F*ck the Jews!"

Best of The Man
Jewish leaders were upset to find that Obama's prayer he left at the wall was just a rolled up picture of himself.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Thought bubble: "I wish they'd finish the pledge so I could let go of my crank."

14 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

You know, he always holds his hands there, after what Jesse Jackson said. A man can't be too careful.

Jack Reacher said...

Thought bubble Ooh! A piece of candy!

Dub said...

Funny, he doesnt look Druish, uh I mean Jewish, uh I mean completely unexperienced, uh I mean the worst possible person for the job.

Anonymous said...

Funny, the guy in office right IS the worst possible person for the job. He can't even speak proper English. Hell, I'd bet that most of the Mexicans that he's letting run into our country probably have better English skills. lol

Passionate Conservative said...

Barack Obama shocked everyone when he attempted to convince the Israeli Parliament that he was Sammy Davis Jr. reborn.

Two Dogs said...

Neil Diamond prepares prepares for "The Jazz Singer Part II, F*ck the Jews!"

The Man said...

(thinking to himself) Farrakhan is going to be pissed.

The Man said...

Jewish leaders were upset to find that Obama's prayer he left at the wall was just a rolled up picture of himself.

Submariner said...

Tought bubble: "Yada, yada, Yiddish - SHEESH! - But I gotta admit; this wailing wall is good practice for my nomination Convention..."

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "OK, I'm wearing the doily. I didn't want to, but here I am. Now their goddamned check to my campaign better clear, or it's on."

mpur said...

Thought bubble: "I could really go for a bacon cheeseburger about now."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Thought bubble: "I wish they'd finish the pledge so I could let go of my crank."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Wait a minute...to convert to Judaism you want to cut the end off my WHAT?"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

ORA: "I am not entirely comfortable with this...Jewish ritual."