Flint Police Chief David Dicks pats down a man who was stopped Monday in Flint for his sagging pants. The unidentified man was warned and released. Dicks said his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.
1. ♪ ♫ "I've been really tryin', baby/ Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby/ Then, let's get it on..."♪ ♫
2. "Really, Ocifer, I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
3. "Nice. Do you work out?"
4. "I get busted for wearing saggy underwear, but you totally ignore that S&M leather hot dog vendor?"
4. Luckily, Jim McGreevey was booted out of office before his own Troopergate scandal broke.
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The new recruitment posters for the San Francisco Police Department stressed the, um, "fringe benefits" of the job.
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Citizens of Flint were outraged over this photo--after all, don't those people own a damn lawn mower.
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"No, officer, that's not a pickle in my pocket - I'm just really glad to see you."
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Officer Jackson liked to lighten things up by pantsing unsuspecting suspects in the middle of a traffic stop.
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I wish the Reno P.D. would just leave Terry alone.
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Say, are those Spiderman undies?
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"Let's see...hem to a 30 inch inseam, a couple of darts taken in right here and here. These can be ready next Thursday, sir."
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"I’ve never seen them pants before in my life. I was just holding ‘em for somebody."
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"This is the fifth time I've pulled you over this week."
"Sorry, officer. I wish I could quit you."
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But officer; all I did was ask for a bit of your time to tell you about Ron Paul!
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We're only one horse in the picture away from a "Mounted Policeman In Enumclaw" caption
"Spank me officer, I've been a bad boy."
The new recruitment posters for the San Francisco Police Department stressed the, um, "fringe benefits" of the job.
Citizens of Flint were outraged over this photo--after all, don't those people own a damn lawn mower.
"No, officer, that's not a pickle in my pocket - I'm just really glad to see you."
"So, officer, does this ticket mean I can go to the Policeman's Ball?"
Officer Jackson liked to lighten things up by pantsing unsuspecting suspects in the middle of a traffic stop.
Seriously...what is your real name "Captain Dick"
After seeing this photo, Sully was on the next flight to Flint with his baggy pants.
I wish the Reno P.D. would just leave Terry alone.
Say, are those Spiderman undies?
"Let's see...hem to a 30 inch inseam, a couple of darts taken in right here and here. These can be ready next Thursday, sir."
"Fashion police, sir. I'm also going to have to fine you for wearing black socks with Crocs."
Daddy was a cop;
On the East Side of Chicago.
Back in the USA;
Back in the bad old days.
"I’ve never seen them pants before in my life. I was just holding ‘em for somebody."
Sully simpered; "I wannabe a Mountie - I wanna "ALWAYS get my man," too!"
"This is the fifth time I've pulled you over this week."
"Sorry, officer. I wish I could quit you."
But officer; all I did was ask for a bit of your time to tell you about Ron Paul!
Careful there, officer - I took a few of Dad's Viagras; I could easily go off half-cocked...
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they're sprung for you?
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