Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Dicks Against Bare Butts

H/T Aridog
Flint Police Chief David Dicks pats down a man who was stopped Monday in Flint for his sagging pants. The unidentified man was warned and released. Dicks said his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.

1. ♪ ♫ "I've been really tryin', baby/ Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby/ Then, let's get it on..."♪ ♫

2. "Really, Ocifer, I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

3. "Nice. Do you work out?"

4. "I get busted for wearing saggy underwear, but you totally ignore that S&M leather hot dog vendor?"

4. Luckily, Jim McGreevey was booted out of office before his own Troopergate scandal broke.

Best of GregMan
The new recruitment posters for the San Francisco Police Department stressed the, um, "fringe benefits" of the job.

Best of mklasing
Citizens of Flint were outraged over this photo--after all, don't those people own a damn lawn mower.

Best of Whacko
"No, officer, that's not a pickle in my pocket - I'm just really glad to see you."

Best of somebody
Officer Jackson liked to lighten things up by pantsing unsuspecting suspects in the middle of a traffic stop.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I wish the Reno P.D. would just leave Terry alone.

Best of mpur
Say, are those Spiderman undies?

Best of Silhouette
"Let's see...hem to a 30 inch inseam, a couple of darts taken in right here and here. These can be ready next Thursday, sir."

Best of Ricky Raccoon
"I’ve never seen them pants before in my life. I was just holding ‘em for somebody."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"This is the fifth time I've pulled you over this week."
"Sorry, officer. I wish I could quit you."

Best of Submariner
But officer; all I did was ask for a bit of your time to tell you about Ron Paul!

20 comments:

GregMan said...

We're only one horse in the picture away from a "Mounted Policeman In Enumclaw" caption

GregMan said...

"Spank me officer, I've been a bad boy."

GregMan said...

The new recruitment posters for the San Francisco Police Department stressed the, um, "fringe benefits" of the job.

mklasing said...

Citizens of Flint were outraged over this photo--after all, don't those people own a damn lawn mower.

Whacko said...

"No, officer, that's not a pickle in my pocket - I'm just really glad to see you."

Whacko said...

"So, officer, does this ticket mean I can go to the Policeman's Ball?"

Anonymous said...

Officer Jackson liked to lighten things up by pantsing unsuspecting suspects in the middle of a traffic stop.

The Man said...

Seriously...what is your real name "Captain Dick"

Jack Reacher said...

After seeing this photo, Sully was on the next flight to Flint with his baggy pants.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I wish the Reno P.D. would just leave Terry alone.

mpur said...

Say, are those Spiderman undies?

Silhouette said...

"Let's see...hem to a 30 inch inseam, a couple of darts taken in right here and here. These can be ready next Thursday, sir."

Silhouette said...

"Fashion police, sir. I'm also going to have to fine you for wearing black socks with Crocs."

Submariner said...

Daddy was a cop;
On the East Side of Chicago.
Back in the USA;
Back in the bad old days.

Ricky Raccoon said...

"I’ve never seen them pants before in my life. I was just holding ‘em for somebody."

Submariner said...

Sully simpered; "I wannabe a Mountie - I wanna "ALWAYS get my man," too!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"This is the fifth time I've pulled you over this week."

"Sorry, officer. I wish I could quit you."

Submariner said...

But officer; all I did was ask for a bit of your time to tell you about Ron Paul!

Submariner said...

Careful there, officer - I took a few of Dad's Viagras; I could easily go off half-cocked...

americanelephant said...

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they're sprung for you?