Best of Submariner
So, Professor SOTG, is there any "special credit" project I can "handle" to raise my grade?
cue 'wakka-chikka' music
Best of Jack Reacher
"This one on top is called the numerator. What do you call the one on the bottom?"
"The guy?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm hoping to firm up my grade. What can I do to make it firm?"
"You're halfway there now."
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Best of Gagdad Bob
"Is that grade inflation, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Best of GOP & College
An engineering professor could only hope that a girl like this would ask for help on lectures like Cantilever Members, Shaft Lubrication, and Fatigue From Repeated Impacts.
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"How will I ever secure the border with all these distractions?" Chertoff fumed.
Jailbait - you can look, but you can't touch.
So, Professor SOTG, is there any "special credit" project I can "handle" to raise my grade?
V the K owes me a new keyboard for this one.
"This one on top is called the numerator. What do you call the one on the bottom?"
"The guy?"
"I'm hoping to firm up my grade. What can I do to make it firm?"
"You're halfway there now."
Don't let appearances fool you. That's the professor in the short sweater.
"Now, Jennifer, the reason you got an F on this test is that you failed to take into account that I'm gay."
"Is that grade inflation, or are you just happy to see me?"
1) No, this part is wrong...You see when a shuttle attempts rear, uh, re-entry ...
2) An engineering professor could only hope that a girl like this would ask for help on lectures like Cantilever Members, Shaft Lubrication, and Fatigue From Repeated Impacts.
3) Girl: Math is haaaaaaaaaaaard...
Prof: Yes...it is.
Having experienced a lowering of test scores amongst seniors on sports teams, the school district tries a new approach to keeping their attention.
See dick... uh, see dick run...
No, Amanda, Billy wasn't insulting you when he talked about his favorite being "Easy Reader."
No Talula, helping me "uncover pi" will not help your grade.
*ring tone coming from professor's pocket*
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
*ring tone coming from girl's purse*
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ...
So, if this little piggy went to market, why this this little piggy go home? Story questions always confuse me.
If he thinks about math during sex, does he think about Jennifer during math?
Jennifer wondered if Mr. Briggs would notice the silent fart she let slip out went she bent over. When he lit a match, she knew the answer.
Shouts from the back of the class:
Hey! Down in front!
Now, up in front!
Now, down in front again!
One more time! Oh yeah, that's it.
advanced calculus textbook - $70
tuition for three hours of calculus - $600
Old Navy hoodie to cover woody - $25
Watching Jennifer's ass during math class - priceless
Math was Prof. Zmut's mistress, and he oft daydreamed of calculating young mermaids' french curves. You might say, 'twas a siren song that would dash his rocks upon the tenure.
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