Thursday, July 10, 2008

Demotivated Thursday babe

Divine Miss M


Best of Submariner
So, Professor SOTG, is there any "special credit" project I can "handle" to raise my grade?

cue 'wakka-chikka' music

Best of Jack Reacher
"This one on top is called the numerator. What do you call the one on the bottom?"
"The guy?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm hoping to firm up my grade. What can I do to make it firm?"
"You're halfway there now."

cue 'wakka-chikka' music

Best of Gagdad Bob
"Is that grade inflation, or are you just happy to see me?"

cue 'wakka-chikka' music

Best of GOP & College
An engineering professor could only hope that a girl like this would ask for help on lectures like Cantilever Members, Shaft Lubrication, and Fatigue From Repeated Impacts.

22 comments:

Achilles said...

"How will I ever secure the border with all these distractions?" Chertoff fumed.

Kaptain Krude said...

Jailbait - you can look, but you can't touch.

Submariner said...

So, Professor SOTG, is there any "special credit" project I can "handle" to raise my grade?

Dub said...

V the K owes me a new keyboard for this one.

Jack Reacher said...

"This one on top is called the numerator. What do you call the one on the bottom?"
"The guy?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm hoping to firm up my grade. What can I do to make it firm?"
"You're halfway there now."

Silhouette said...

Don't let appearances fool you. That's the professor in the short sweater.

mpur said...

"Now, Jennifer, the reason you got an F on this test is that you failed to take into account that I'm gay."

Gagdad Bob said...

"Is that grade inflation, or are you just happy to see me?"

GOP & College said...

1) No, this part is wrong...You see when a shuttle attempts rear, uh, re-entry ...

2) An engineering professor could only hope that a girl like this would ask for help on lectures like Cantilever Members, Shaft Lubrication, and Fatigue From Repeated Impacts.

3) Girl: Math is haaaaaaaaaaaard...
Prof: Yes...it is.

R. Bateman said...

Having experienced a lowering of test scores amongst seniors on sports teams, the school district tries a new approach to keeping their attention.

Submariner said...

See dick... uh, see dick run...

Submariner said...

No, Amanda, Billy wasn't insulting you when he talked about his favorite being "Easy Reader."

Submariner said...

No Talula, helping me "uncover pi" will not help your grade.

Army of Mom said...

*ring tone coming from professor's pocket*

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Army of Mom said...

*ring tone coming from girl's purse*

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ...

Army of Mom said...

So, if this little piggy went to market, why this this little piggy go home? Story questions always confuse me.

Army of Mom said...

If he thinks about math during sex, does he think about Jennifer during math?

Army of Mom said...

Jennifer wondered if Mr. Briggs would notice the silent fart she let slip out went she bent over. When he lit a match, she knew the answer.

Army of Mom said...

Shouts from the back of the class:

Hey! Down in front!
Now, up in front!
Now, down in front again!
One more time! Oh yeah, that's it.

Army of Mom said...

advanced calculus textbook - $70
tuition for three hours of calculus - $600
Old Navy hoodie to cover woody - $25

Watching Jennifer's ass during math class - priceless

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Math was Prof. Zmut's mistress, and he oft daydreamed of calculating young mermaids' french curves. You might say, 'twas a siren song that would dash his rocks upon the tenure.