Saturday, July 26, 2008

Democrats Present Alternative to Domestic Drilling

The U x 2

1. "Careful, we don't want to spook the horses pulling John McCain's campaign wagon."

2. "Aw, sh1t, never should have said 'spook' in the first caption, here comes Al Sharpton and an angry mob."

3. "Well, if dad weren't so niggardly with her clothes budget, mom wouldn't have to sew her own dresses."

4. Aw, crap (See Caption 2#)

5. And the moral of this is, things on Cap This! are not always as black and white as they seem.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Fourpedal Express. When you absolutely, positively have to look like an idiot.

Best of CATHLEEN
It's called "The Aristocrats!"

Best of Silhouette
Al Gore and his family lead by example in car pooling and green transportation.

Best of Silhouette
On our other bike, Grampa rides in the middle and performs circumcisions.

Best of Jack Reacher
Another disappointing Google search for Sully, when he tried "Four way pumping hard."

Best of Submariner
After grandpa's 7 story fall, the Wallenda's changed the family business a bit.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Devil on Little Girl's Shoulder:
"Debbie, that lever is called a "brake", and the difference between "circus performer" and "comic genius" is a single pull away."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
With the Hinkleberg family, the ACLU is convinced they've got the perfect test case for a fight against Mandatory Bicycle Helmet Laws.

23 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Unfortunately for Sally Seamstress and Bob Backpeddlar, both Sam Steersman and Hilda Hoodornament ate a diet rich in carbohydrates and cabbage.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Smooth? Why, it runs like a sewing machine!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

I won't say it was a "hurry up" wedding, but Myrtle was still putting the finishing touches on the veil on the way to the chapel.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Fourpedal Express. When you absolutely, positively have to look like an idiot.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

University of Michigan Freshman Diversity workshops now include appreciation of the foreplay rituals of Chuckalonia.

CATHLEEN said...

It's called "The Aristocrats!"

mpur said...

Mom hated family vacations. While Dad and the kids were having fun, she still had all the chores to do.

Silhouette said...

Nuclear powered.

Silhouette said...

Al Gore and his family lead by example in car pooling and green transportation.

Silhouette said...

On our other bike, Grampa rides in the middle and performs circumcisions.

Double the U said...

DAD! quite your freaking farting!

Jack Reacher said...

5. And the moral of this is, things on Cap This! are not always as black and white as they seem. Well, sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade. (Thought I'd take some of the heat off V the K. Gotta run now!)

Jack Reacher said...

But is it art?

Jack Reacher said...

Another disappointing Google search for Sully, when he tried "Four way pumping hard."

Jack Reacher said...

"Well, yes, Senator Reid, it does get infinite gas mileage..."

Submariner said...

ORA

The Kamzoil family figures out a better method of exodus from the pogroms.

Submariner said...

After grandpa's 7 story fall, the Wallenda's changed the family business a bit.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Devil on Little Girl's Shoulder:
"Debbie, that lever is called a "brake", and the difference between "circus performer" and "comic genius" is a single pull away."

Achilles said...

"It's Bob Novak! Pedal for your lives!"

Anonymous said...

That's right, they used to call them large boned, now they are just third graders.

Army of Dad said...

The real reason George Herman Ruth started playing that new fangled game of baseball.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With the Hinkleberg family, the ACLU is convinced they've got the perfect test case for a fight against Mandatory Bicycle Helmet Laws.

Ryan G said...

Using this pic for a while on our new YouTube channel as our profile pic because we think it represents our focus right now. Hope that is ok. Love your stuff.