1. Obama's supporters were somewhat alarmed at the size of the new bus, which had not tires like the previous bus, but spiked tank treads.
2. "My bullshi1t sense is tingling. Quickly! To the bullsh!t plane! Captain Bullsh!t away!!!"
3. Ceci n'est pas une completely unqualified moron.
4. "And then, after three days in the Holy Land, the Lightworker ascended to Heaven. Coincidence? I don't think so. This is Andrea Mitchell reporting for MSNBC."
5. "Talk to the uh...uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... hand."
Best of GregMan
"There are wounded American soldiers here? Quick! Get me out of here!"
Best of Jay Guevara
Thought bubble: "Damn, it's hard to find good ribs here."
Best of attmay
♪ Stop! in the name of hope,
Before you vote this fall,
Think it o-o-ver! ♪
Best of mpur
This guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
Best of Submariner
Honest; I only booked it because it's the only transcontinental flight that serves arugula.
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Finally, a bus big enough to throw America under. The Obama was ready for his Berlin speech.
"There are wounded American soldiers here? Quick! Get me out of here!"
"Dang it, I hate to leave all these progressive, me-loving, America-hating europeans and go back to those gun-lovin, bible-toting, bitter Americans."
"Bye, Israel. Too bad about those Iranian nukes headed this way."
"...and while I have enjoyed this trip, it is now time for me to return home to, um, what was the name of that country again?"
"If you have any more problems with that Red Sea, y'all just give me a call."
"keep waving, keep smiling. as soon as I'm elected, I'll throw this whole nation of bignosed crackers under the bus. Let the Iranians have them, they're not worth me saving them."
---thoughts from the Obamanator's brain---
The Changapotumus had become so high-handed, presumptuous, vain, and narcissistic, that he needed a Stairway to Heaven to shove his head up his ass.
Excuse me Barack…Hell’s the other way.
Translation of Hebrew: "This way to servants' entrance."
"These are not the letter I knew."
Thought bubble: "Let's get the hell out of here before the Iranians type in the coordinates."
"Thanks for temporarily holding your fire, Hamas. Appreciate that."
Thought bubble: "Damn, it's hard to find good ribs here."
"No, bubela, you're 'making no progress' because you're walking up the down escalator. Rode the short bus to farking Harvard, didn't ya?"
♪ Stop! in the name of hope,
Before you vote this fall,
Think it o-o-ver! ♪
The Obama campaign gets desperate.
What? He needs a plane to fly?
"And she's buuuuuuying a stairway to heaaaaaven, uh uh uh..."
ORA: I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they ever did
We'll make great pets!
Porno For Pyros - Pets
It was nice while it lasted, guys, but I have to go back to those bitter gun-toting, Bible clingers. But I'll come back right after being sworn in...
Honest; I only booked it because it's the only transcontinental flight that serves arugula.
"...and I'm managing to leave with all my parts still attached to my appendages, if you catch my drift..."
(sorry this one's late, it just came to me)
"and he's climbing the stairway to heaven..."
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