Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Boom-chikka-wakka-chikka

Brender
1. Foreplay: Stage One. Stage Two involves the tender licking of neck fat.

2. "I'll get the waffle iron."

3. "Sorry, but there's no more food in the bunker, and you drew the short straw. I'm gonna miss you, man."

4. It was an emotional time at Obama campaign headquarters when Chris Gorham left the cast of Ugly Betty.

5. "Don't feel bad, guy. Sometimes it takes some practice before your captions make the 'Best of' list."

Best of Tim
Hmm a few darts here and there and I can turn this into one hell of a jacket.

Best of Passionate Conservative
That isn't a crescent wrench in my pocket, and as a matter of fact,I am glad to see you!

Best of Army of Mom
Yeah, Dan, I came as soon as I heard they were closing the Golden Corral next door. Are you going to be ok, or do you need a moment?

Best of Army of Mom
We've secretly switched Dan's wife with a fat Mexican dude. Let's see if he notices.

Best of Army of Mom
You're not Kim Kardashian! I'm never answering another CraigsList personal ad ever again.

Best of Army of Mom
'ow to speak Australian: Man Crush

Best of mpur
Turn out for the Log Cabin Republicans meetings was always dismal in San Francisco.

Best of Dub
Looks like they finally found a way to make the eyes on the poster stop following them.

20 comments:

Achilles said...

"Don't feel bad. The moderation filter at GayPatriot eats everybody's comments."

Jack Reacher said...

"Bad touch! I need an adult!"

Tim said...

Hmm a few darts here and there and I can turn this into one hell of a jacket.

Tim said...

FDR's (see picture) bastard descendant was the true power behind Obama's campaign

What you have a better way of transmitting long protein strands pitiful humans?

Passionate Conservative said...

That isn't a crescent wrench in my pocket, and as a matter of fact,I am glad to see you!

Army of Mom said...

Uh, dude, he's choking. You got it backwards.

Army of Mom said...

Yeah, Dan, I came as soon as I heard they were closing the Golden Corral next door. Are you going to be ok, or do you need a moment?

Army of Mom said...

Dude. Thursday is only two days from now. Don't go batting for the other team on me.

Army of Mom said...

Man, if you start singing show tunes, I'm gonna deck you!

Army of Mom said...

Dan, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

Army of Mom said...

We've secretly switched Dan's wife with a fat Mexican dude. Let's see if he notices.

Army of Mom said...

Dude, is that Air Supply coming from your CD player?

Army of Mom said...

Dancing with the Bloggers didn't garner near the ratings expected from the men living in their basement demographics.

Army of Mom said...

You're not Kim Kardashian! I'm never answering another CraigsList personal ad ever again.

Army of Mom said...

Oh man, I think I know both reasons why they call you Chubby.

Army of Mom said...

'ow to speak Australian: Man Crush

mpur said...

Turn out for the Log Cabin Republicans meetings was always dismal in San Francisco.

Dub said...

Looks like they finally found a way to make the eyes on the poster stop following them.

Army of Mom said...

Carlos, whatcha gonna do with all that junk in that trunk?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer!

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