1. Foreplay: Stage One. Stage Two involves the tender licking of neck fat.
2. "I'll get the waffle iron."
3. "Sorry, but there's no more food in the bunker, and you drew the short straw. I'm gonna miss you, man."
4. It was an emotional time at Obama campaign headquarters when Chris Gorham left the cast of Ugly Betty.
5. "Don't feel bad, guy. Sometimes it takes some practice before your captions make the 'Best of' list."
Best of Tim
Hmm a few darts here and there and I can turn this into one hell of a jacket.
Best of Passionate Conservative
That isn't a crescent wrench in my pocket, and as a matter of fact,I am glad to see you!
Best of Army of Mom
Yeah, Dan, I came as soon as I heard they were closing the Golden Corral next door. Are you going to be ok, or do you need a moment?
Best of Army of Mom
We've secretly switched Dan's wife with a fat Mexican dude. Let's see if he notices.
Best of Army of Mom
You're not Kim Kardashian! I'm never answering another CraigsList personal ad ever again.
Best of Army of Mom
'ow to speak Australian: Man Crush
Best of mpur
Turn out for the Log Cabin Republicans meetings was always dismal in San Francisco.
Best of Dub
Looks like they finally found a way to make the eyes on the poster stop following them.
20 comments:
"Don't feel bad. The moderation filter at GayPatriot eats everybody's comments."
"Bad touch! I need an adult!"
Hmm a few darts here and there and I can turn this into one hell of a jacket.
FDR's (see picture) bastard descendant was the true power behind Obama's campaign
What you have a better way of transmitting long protein strands pitiful humans?
That isn't a crescent wrench in my pocket, and as a matter of fact,I am glad to see you!
Uh, dude, he's choking. You got it backwards.
Yeah, Dan, I came as soon as I heard they were closing the Golden Corral next door. Are you going to be ok, or do you need a moment?
Dude. Thursday is only two days from now. Don't go batting for the other team on me.
Man, if you start singing show tunes, I'm gonna deck you!
Dan, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
We've secretly switched Dan's wife with a fat Mexican dude. Let's see if he notices.
Dude, is that Air Supply coming from your CD player?
Dancing with the Bloggers didn't garner near the ratings expected from the men living in their basement demographics.
You're not Kim Kardashian! I'm never answering another CraigsList personal ad ever again.
Oh man, I think I know both reasons why they call you Chubby.
'ow to speak Australian: Man Crush
Turn out for the Log Cabin Republicans meetings was always dismal in San Francisco.
Looks like they finally found a way to make the eyes on the poster stop following them.
Carlos, whatcha gonna do with all that junk in that trunk?
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer!
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Gayness Test: Does this photo get you excited? Yes or NO?
Would you prefer to see the 2 babes in the SharkWeek photo pressing flesh? OMG YES or No?
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