1. Robert Byrd has already complained that this picture isn't white enough. Also, she's getting cooties all over his sheets.
2. "Hello, Subby. The spirits have sent me to make your journey less frightening. Shall we walk into the light together?"
3. "Make sure you keep my hideous, talon-like toes out of the frame, okay Mr. Photographer?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Trashy," sniffed Sully. "Those sheets are 300 thread-count, tops."
Best of GOP & College
I CAN HAZ SCANDOL?
Best of mpur
Just thank God she's not on food stamps.
Best of Nose
Do these sheets make my ass look perfect?
Best of Two Dogs
"Gee, Mr. Edwards, you were so drunk last night, you thought I was Ricky Martin!"
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"Trashy," sniffed Sully. "Those sheets are 300 thread-count, tops."
"Hi, Mr. Edwards, remember me? Perhaps this National Enquirer article will refresh your memory."
Jack - ROFL ROFL ROFL!
1) I CAN HAZ SCANDOL?
2) Reason #1 not to get out of bed every morning.
and one I heard yesterday...3) She's so hot, I would bring her the crackers to eat in bed.
Just thank God she's not on food stamps.
Where's the bacon?? (channelling Clara Peller)
I wis I was tat b an et!!***
***gimme a break! It's hard to type with one hand.
V. da K. said... "Hello, Subby. The spirits have sent me to make your journey less frightening. Shall we walk into the light together?"
Why, yes, indeedy-do...
Sad that in this country, there's a woman so poor she can't afford clothes.
Do these sheets make my ass look perfect?
Well then,the eyes have it.
Oh no,not another Thursday "hippy" girl!
about Reacher's second comment...
"Gee, Mr. Edwards, you were so drunk last night, you thought I was Ricky Martin!"
*knuckle bumps to h. varmint*
*whispering*
We switched the woman in Army of Dad's bed. Let's see if he notices.
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