Thursday, July 24, 2008

Bare Facts


1. Robert Byrd has already complained that this picture isn't white enough. Also, she's getting cooties all over his sheets.

2. "Hello, Subby. The spirits have sent me to make your journey less frightening. Shall we walk into the light together?"

3. "Make sure you keep my hideous, talon-like toes out of the frame, okay Mr. Photographer?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Trashy," sniffed Sully. "Those sheets are 300 thread-count, tops."

Best of GOP & College
I CAN HAZ SCANDOL?

Best of mpur
Just thank God she's not on food stamps.

Best of Nose
Do these sheets make my ass look perfect?

Best of Two Dogs
"Gee, Mr. Edwards, you were so drunk last night, you thought I was Ricky Martin!"

14 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Trashy," sniffed Sully. "Those sheets are 300 thread-count, tops."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hi, Mr. Edwards, remember me? Perhaps this National Enquirer article will refresh your memory."

GOP & College said...

Jack - ROFL ROFL ROFL!

1) I CAN HAZ SCANDOL?

2) Reason #1 not to get out of bed every morning.

and one I heard yesterday...3) She's so hot, I would bring her the crackers to eat in bed.

mpur said...

Just thank God she's not on food stamps.

paul said...

Where's the bacon?? (channelling Clara Peller)

Passionate Conservative said...

I wis I was tat b an et!!***

***gimme a break! It's hard to type with one hand.

Submariner said...

V. da K. said... "Hello, Subby. The spirits have sent me to make your journey less frightening. Shall we walk into the light together?"

Why, yes, indeedy-do...

divine miss m said...

Sad that in this country, there's a woman so poor she can't afford clothes.

Nose said...

Do these sheets make my ass look perfect?

H. Varmint said...

Well then,the eyes have it.

H. Varmint said...

Oh no,not another Thursday "hippy" girl!

Two Dogs said...

about Reacher's second comment...

"Gee, Mr. Edwards, you were so drunk last night, you thought I was Ricky Martin!"

Army of Mom said...

*knuckle bumps to h. varmint*

Army of Mom said...

*whispering*
We switched the woman in Army of Dad's bed. Let's see if he notices.