Thursday, July 24, 2008
1. Robert Byrd has already complained that this picture isn't white enough. Also, she's getting cooties all over his sheets.
2. "Hello, Subby. The spirits have sent me to make your journey less frightening. Shall we walk into the light together?"
3. "Make sure you keep my hideous, talon-like toes out of the frame, okay Mr. Photographer?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Trashy," sniffed Sully. "Those sheets are 300 thread-count, tops."
Best of GOP & College
I CAN HAZ SCANDOL?
Best of mpur
Just thank God she's not on food stamps.
Best of Nose
Do these sheets make my ass look perfect?
Best of Two Dogs
"Gee, Mr. Edwards, you were so drunk last night, you thought I was Ricky Martin!"