Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Aw, He Thinks He's Clinton. Isn't That Cute?

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Yeah, just think, if 60,000 votes in Ohio had gone the other way, we could have had this level of class and dignity in the White House.


Best of mpur
The girls are a front. The guy in the back is where the action is.

Best of duke of red
The guy in the back has a little Captain in him. So does John Kerry, hence the goofy smile.

Best of GregMan
Phrases You Thought You'd Never Hear #41: "Man, those are some hot chicks hanging out with John Kerry."

Best of Jack Reacher
Rejected commercials for Sham-Wow: It'll even clean up after this!

Best of Double the U
Let me just sneak in this photo and pretend people like me.

Best of Shayne
"Hey John, why the long face?"

Best of lawhawk
Ah, I see www.chickswithdumbasses.com just got their new background image up.
Sweet.

Best of Army of Mom
The "Bring a Has-Been" themed Phi Delta Theta party was a great hit. Sally won by bringing Kerry. Thelma finished second with Tommy Smothers and Leslie just finished with George Eads and didn't care about the party's theme.

Best of Rodney Dill
Because as every woman knows, Loser sex is so gratifying.

Best of Dub
13 boobs in one picture. Nicely done!

Best of mega
"Stabler, if I see you posing with John Kerry and a bunch of pudgy girls again, you are off this case. Go home and get some sleep."

32 comments:

mpur said...

The girls are a front. The guy in the back is where the action is.



The socially awkward girls of Phi Beta Rotunda finally found a sponsor who could really relate.

Anonymous said...

Via the traditional Democrat Party method, the new 2008 delegate fluffers are vetted by the previous Democrat Candidate for President.

Nice Deb said...

Some more photos of Kerry, once the party really got started:

http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2008/07/pics-of-the-day-long-face-rips-it-up-girls-gone-wild-style.html

Not remotely related, but another great pic:

http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/new-hostages-poster-child/

duke of red said...

The guy in the back has a little Captain in him.

Ironically, so does John Kerry, hence the goofy smile.

GregMan said...

That "Girls With Corpses" website is getting pretty popular.

GregMan said...

Phrases You Thought You'd Never See #41: "Man, those are some hot chicks hanging out with John Kerry."

Paul said...

With Ted Kennedy not feeling so well, John Kerry has to fill in for his 'official' duties. Looks like he's filling in for Barney Frank, too.

Jack Reacher said...

The girls agreed to pose for the photo once they were convinced they'd be with the guy who played Gomer Pyle.

Jack Reacher said...

Weight Watchers is obviously hurting for spokesmodels.

Jack Reacher said...

Rejected commercials for Sham-Wow: It'll even clean up after this!

The Man said...

Is that a swift-boat in your pocket or are you glad to see us, senator?

Passionate Conservative said...

"Let's see that old fart Kennedy top this one!

Double the U said...

Let me just sneak in this photo and pretend people like me.

Shayne said...

"Hey John, why the long face?"

Gagdad Bob said...

"I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for booty."

ochagirl said...

John Edwards': Hey, what are you doing with my mistress and my, erm, "special friends"?!

btw . . . how long before John Kerry's eyes completely disappear? Look at 'em. o_O;

lawhawk said...

Ah, I see www.chickswithdumbasses.com just got their new background image up.

Sweet.

Army of Mom said...

Next on CSI: Nick Stokes investigates the corpse among the co-eds.

Army of Mom said...

Sadly, Tommy Smothers kept popping up and yelling "Sock it to me!" while goosing the co-eds to cries of "come back, Goldie!"

Army of Mom said...

Stop me if you've heard this one before, five blondes, a corpse and a CSI investigator go into a bar ...

Army of Mom said...

The "Bring a Has-Been" themed Phi Delta Theta party was a great hit. Sally won by bringing Kerry. Thelma finished second with Tommy Smothers and Leslie just finished with George Eads and didn't care about the party's theme.

Army of Mom said...

Sen. Kerry is that your chin poking me in the back or are you just happy to see me?

Army of Mom said...

This is one of those trick pictures, isn't it? You're going to ask me to spot the boobs.

Army of Mom said...

Is it just me or does Kerry look like Vincent Van Gopher from Deputy Dawg?

Silhouette said...

"That's right, Mr. Kerry, you won!" Candy didn't have the heart to tell him it was Pig Night.

Double the U said...

"Can-ah I gets me one of dem beer bongs ovah here?" Kerry thought he was so hip.

sonicfrog said...

Hmmmm. I always wondered what happened to Alice from "The Brady Bunch".

Rodney Dill said...

Because as every woman knows, Loser sex is so gratifying.

Rodney Dill said...

"You should see the size of the hanging chads on this one."

Dub said...

13 boobs in one picture. Nicely done!

Gagdad Bob said...

John Kerry's secret for getting chicks? Lerch impersonator at Addam's Family conventions.

mega said...

"Stabler, if I see you posing with John Kerry and a bunch of pudgy girls again, you are off this case. Go home and get some sleep."