Thursday, July 10, 2008

Another Demotivated Thursday Babe

Divine Miss M


Best of sonicfrog
Jan finally found a way to get more attention than Marsha...

Best of Jack Reacher
Tawny always had trouble with beer, but it was her first time eating shish-kebab that put her in the hospital.

Best of Ricky Raccoon
John Edwards wants to know if she has a brother.

Best of ochagirl
Love sucks. True love swallows.

Best of R. Bateman
While celebrating our daughter's promotion, we were shocked when she told us just how she got it.

Best of Submariner
Girls that tie a knot in a cherry stem just won't do it for me anymore.

Best of mpur
Jack was conflicted: On one hand, it was an impressive display of oral talents. On the other hand, that was his beer, dammit!

Best of Army of Mom
Her mother is so proud.
Her dad? He's loading his shotgun.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

With practice, Suzy Shallowthroat found her groove and love found her.
Or:


The only way Suzy could get that nagging throat tickle to go away was using her Mich light bottle.

David Alan Coe's Cousin

sonicfrog said...

Jan finally found a way to get more attention than Marsha...

PS. You just knew someone would go there.

Ver Word: hnxbdsue

Double the U said...

If she could balance a beer bottle on the top of her head she would be perfect.

Jack Reacher said...

Clem told his buddies "I wondered why she specified long-neck bottles."

Jack Reacher said...

Sully said "Been there; done that."

Jack Reacher said...

Tawny always had trouble with beer, but it was her first time eating shish-kebab that put her in the hospital.

mpur said...

A sample from Bill Clinton's photo collection.

Gagdad Bob said...

John Edwards wants to know if she likes microbrews.

GOP & College said...

1) Way to kill a blonde # 235; Tell her they call it an "Ice Cold Beer" because it's a fancy ice cream cone.

2) Suzy demonstrates the "Moo Plug," you ask a girl what a cow says, then when she gives a long "Mooooooo," you just plug the hole.

3) Only a female engineer would imagine what is now known to be the most efficient way to chug a beer.

Ricky Raccoon said...

John Edwards wants to know if she has a brother.

ochagirl said...

Not mine, but still funneh:

Love sucks. True love swallows.

vw: mamtyga

ochagirl said...

After rigorous and rough training for her job at the Enumclaw resort, Sally found it hard to break away from what had become instinct.

(Throwing up a little in my mouth . . .)

R. Bateman said...

While celebrating our daughter's promotion, we were shocked when she told us just how she got it.

Rodney Dill said...

Where'd the forty go?

Submariner said...

And for effect, she shook it and didn't lose a drop of foam!

Submariner said...

Girls that tie a knot in a cherry stem just won't do it for me anymore.

Ricky Raccoon said...

“What’s a John Edwards?”

mpur said...

Jack was conflicted: On one hand, it was an impressive display of oral talents. On the other hand, that was his beer, dammit!

Army of Mom said...

Her mother is so proud.

Her dad? He's loading his shotgun.

Army of Mom said...

Mr. Smith said everyone has a talent they can use as a career. He said once I mastered the beer bottle that I should buy some teabags and practice on those.

Army of Mom said...

Auditions for Army of Dad's second wife. Definitely a contender.

Army of Mom said...

Hon, if you want to tell me about Ron Paul, you'll need to take the bottle out of your mouth.

Shut up, Army of Dad. I know you have something else she can put in her mouth. *rolling my eyes*

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Across a crowded room, their eyes locked. Lisa used the not so subtle international sign for "I need my tonsils tickled." He shocked her by responding in kind. "Dammit," she thought, "when will Expedia clearly identify fern bars?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Swallowing a Budweiser bottle was a subtle way for Beverly "Hoovers" Mahoney to pass insider info regarding the hostile takeover of Anheuser-Busch to her stock analyst colleagues. A later SEC indictment would refer to this cellphone photo as the BudInBev proof.