Sunday, July 27, 2008

Amish Gone Wild


1. "Dang thee, Bill. Or Dale. Probably Dale."

2. Fallout Boy got much more popular once they switched to an "Emo" look.

3. "Hey English, don't dang ol' bogart on that dang ol' fatty, I tell thee what."

4. Malachi secretly longed to go home and slip into his pink shorts and pretty, pretty yellow pumps.

5. "For the last time, Abraham, I'll not pull thy finger. Get thee it away from me."

Wicked Best of Silhouette
The Larry King and the Bill Gates costumes were great, but two Han Solos? They really should have consulted.

Best of Rodney Dill
Four boys, eight first names

Best of Double the U
The "Fly Over Boys" wanted so hard to be the next big boy band.

Best of Submariner
Verily, we've not had this much merriment since Kirstie Alley taught the womenfolk to shorten their plain garments.

Best of Two Dogs
N*SYNC fell on hard times immediately after losing Lance Bass to the Russian Space Program.

Best of Army of Dad
Here the lost boys of Lancaster County get freaky with some refrigerator chilled Mountain Dews.

Best of Rev. Right
Indiana, circa 1972:
Left to right:David Letterman, Chris Elliott, Robert "Morty" Morton, Paul Shaffer

17 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Deliverance: The Next Generation.

ThatGayConservative said...

♪We keep spending most our lives livin' in an Amish Paradise. We're all crazy Menonites livin' in an Amish Paradise.♪♫


Side note: If you wanna see Amish kids gone wild, check out The Devil's Playground on National Geographic Channel.

Dr. Hardcrab said...

>>>

Jed, Amos, Samuel, and Abe snuck away from the Sunday Gathering to shotgun a few barley pops and then help the sheep over the fence...

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Rodney Dill said...

Four boys, eight first names

Double the U said...

The "Fly Over Boys" wanted so hard to be the next big boy band.

Jack Reacher said...

How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Enumclaw?

Whacko said...

"Amish? No, we're not Amish. Amish boys aren't allowed to smoke or drink beer. We're Mormons."

Submariner said...

Verily, we've not had this much merriment since Kirstie Alley taught the womenfolk to shorten their plain garments.

Submariner said...

Tell the one when you and Nebednego rearranged Pastor's porch, Zachariah; it's a real knee-slapper!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Question: What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG! CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG!?

Answer: An Amish drive-by shooting.

Silhouette said...

The Larry King and the Bill Gates costumes were great, but two Han Solos? They really should have consulted.

Anonymous said...

Before long they'll be looking at graven images of girls without bonnets.

Two Dogs said...

N*SYNC fell on hard times immediately after losing Lance Bass to the Russian Space Program.

Army of Dad said...

Here the lost boys of Lancaster County get freaky with some refrigerator chilled Mountain Dews.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

First came the Rat Pack, then the Brat Pack and now the Rumm-shpringa Battery Pack.

Rev. Right said...

Indiana, circa 1972:

Left to right:

David Letterman, Chris Elliott, Robert "Morty" Morton, Paul Shaffer

steve o said...

Amish punks.