Saturday, June 21, 2008

Zombie Madeleine Albright Craves Children's Brains

Timmah!

1. "I'm sensing a lot of tension in your shoulders. Were you recently raped by UN Peacekeepers?"

2. As Congress adjourned, Nancy Pelosi secured a $400,000 earmark to erect a statue in honor of Margaret Sanger's efforts to keep the non-white races down.

3. "Don't be silly, Kwame. There is no such thing as albino lesbian child rapists."

4. "And you say these white middle-aged she-devils can rip through a child's flesh like wet toilet paper?"

5. "Mommy, help! I'm being massaged by some weird Dr. Who alien!"

Best of sonicfrog
Apparently, Andrew Lloyd Weber's new musical is base on the Freudian interpretation of Barrack Obama's inner child.

Best of attmay
Funny, when I was a kid I also had nightmares about being kidnapped by Cloris Leachman.

Best of prince of leaves
Lotte's lesbian wife saved their adopted son Kwame from God's wrath, but herself turned to a pillar of salt when she inadvertently caught a glimpse of the upheavaling of San Franciso in the distance.

Best of mpur
So once the UN finally told her that 200 children was enough and prohibited her from adopting anymore, and aging Angelina Jolie is reduced to hiding in bushes and snatching kids from parks.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
We Title This Artwork:
Leona Helmsley: That Wasn't A Tip Kid, I Want My Change.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Baby Obama: "This is not the albino nanny I knew..."

Best of Van Helsing
A chapter left out of BHO's autobiography:"Barack Hussein Obama, you give me back that hubcap!"

Best of Submariner
When and why did Miami erect the statue of Bea Arthur?

Best of Dwight
The photo on the cover of Michelle Obama's thesis: "Whitey Holds a Young Brothah Back."

25 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Zombie Madeleine Albright - Sir, are you suggesting that A) there was a non-zombie version, and B) if there ever was, that you would be able to tell the difference?

sonicfrog said...

Apparently, Andrew Lloyd Weber's new musical is base on the Freudian interpretation of Barrack Obama's inner child.

sonicfrog said...

NAMBLA finally gets their honorary statue erected in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park.

(something about using the words NAMBLA and erected in the same sentence makes me feel... well... icky)

sonicfrog said...

Dang it! Gramps O.D.'d on his calcium supplements again!!!

Double the U said...

More frightening information from Obama's childhood is revealed.

attmay said...

Funny, when I was a kid I also had nightmares about being kidnapped by Cloris Leachman.

prince of leaves said...

Lotte's lesbian wife saved their adopted son Kwame from God's wrath, but herself turned to a pillar of salt when she inadvertently caught a glimpse of the upheavaling of San Franciso in the distance.

Jack Reacher said...

And behind that statue, obscured by the grass? A Sully statue, naturally.

Jack Reacher said...

Year: 2025. Two men gaze at the statue a moment before one breaks the silence.
"We owe quite a lot to the California Legislature, Clyde."
"Indeed we do, Dave."

mpur said...

Statue commemorating the Janet Reno/Elian Gonzalez crisis.

mpur said...

So once the UN finally told her that 200 children was enough and prohibited her from adopting anymore, and aging Angelina Jolie is reduced to hiding in bushes and snatching kids from parks.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

We Title This Artwork:
Leona Helmsley: That Wasn't A Tip Kid, I Want My Change.

attmay said...
Funny, when I was a kid I also had nightmares about being kidnapped by Cloris Leachman.


You (intercoursing) stole that from my brain, attmay! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Titus discovers the terrible answer to his query: "Where all da white wymen at?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"O.K., you rolled me in flour... Now aim for the wet...

Damn, I ain't finishin' that one.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I hear Obama hired a ghostwriter for his book.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Baby Obama: "This is not the albino nanny I knew..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Baby Obama and his white grandmother.

Van Helsing said...

A chapter left out of BHO's autobiography:

"Barack Hussein Obama, you give me back that hubcap!"

Anonymous said...

Titus discovers the terrible answer to his query: "Where all da white wymen be at?

There fixed that for ya, palski! The new gig did not do as much as hoped for Data's flagging career. Nor for
Jack Haley's neither.

R. Bateman said...

In order to more fully project the message of his campaign, Obama funds a new display in the lobby of DNC headquarters.

Double the U said...

ORA: ... and tell them Large Marge sent you.

Submariner said...

A tribute statue in Uganda celebrating the preferred method for Hollywood couple's obtaining local adoption candidates...

Submariner said...

When did Miami erect the statue of Bea Arthur?

Dwight said...

The photo on the cover of Michelle Obama's thesis: "Whitey Holds a Young Brothah Back."