Because, like the guy who pumped septic tanks for a living, I've got a lot of sh-t to do...
1. "Mr. Polanski, I'm ready for my close-up."
2. Kate's flashbacks on Lost got really creepy once Joss Whedon took over.
3. "So, Tooth Fairy, that's just a nickname, right?"
Best of Dwight
Hannah Montana's sister, "Jailbait Jersey."
Best of Gagdad Bob
In a horrible nightmare, Andrew Sullivan's Barbie doll collection came to life.
Best of mpur
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Of course, it belongs to my toddler.
Best of R. Bateman
There are some birthday gifts that just send the wrong message to your stepdaughter.
Best of dub
I had no idea I was a pedophile...until today.
Best of Chewman
The after pic from Joe's sex change came out really good!
Best of curly
Enumclaw motto: “Underage girls -- the other other white meat”.
Best of attmay
The CW's bringing back 90210, so now the Playboy Channel's bringing back Punky Brewster.
Best of mklasing
After taking too much heat, Disney changes there ad by replacing the mouse pjs with naked angels.
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Sorry..I can't come up with anything that isn't reeeaaallly dirty.
Ah yes. I remember back in June of 2008 when Cap This transitioned to "Hot Chicken Thursdays."
Is that... human hair?
Hannah Montana's sister, "Jailbait Jersey."
In Tarantino's remake of The Professional the sexual tension between Mathilda and Léon is presented with slightly less subtlety
For those of you reading this archive from the year 2024, this is Senator SOTG. I cannot disavow V the K anymore than I can my white grandmother... I mean, this wasn't the V the K I knew... I mean...
V the K's final posting before the takedown by Dateline.
"V, I'm Chris Hanson... Why don't you take a seat right over there..."
"I knew this foreign exchange student program would be... trouble."
In a horrible nightmare, Andrew Sullivan's Barbie doll collection came to life.
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Of course, it belongs to my toddler.
There are some birthday gifts that just send the wrong message to your stepdaughter.
I had no idea I was a pedophile...until today.
The after pic from Joe's sex change came out really good!
Enumclaw motto: “Underage girls -- the other white meat”.
I guess V the K is busy today, so our special guest blogger is John Mark Karr
Transcripts from the Arkansas Superior Court: “I’m sorry, yur honor…I truly thought she was 13.”
You wanna know the difference between "involved" and "committed?" I'll tell you. The chicken was "involved" in the making of this bra. For the bacon bra, the pig was "committed."
The love child of a Russian figure skater and Grover.
Are those little Michael Moore cherubs on her leggings?
Never again will I wonder what my 13-year-old son dreams about.
Now I need to scour my brain.
No, my name is Precious not Precocious.
This is what you THINK you're getting when you call 1-900-Teen-Me.
The topless Michelin man/woman thing below is what you actually get.
Across the nation, teenaged boys are fearing blindess at any moment.
Come on, you get it, right? You stroke off too much, you go blind ...
awww, never mind.
"Leave me alone. I'm gettin' all hot watching those two babes swap spit over there."
The CW's bringing back 90210, so now the Playboy Channel's bringing back Punky Brewster.
After taking too much heat, Disney changes there ad by replacing the mouse pjs with naked angels.
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