Thursday, June 19, 2008
You're on your own
Because, like the guy who pumped septic tanks for a living, I've got a lot of sh-t to do...
1. "Mr. Polanski, I'm ready for my close-up."
2. Kate's flashbacks on Lost got really creepy once Joss Whedon took over.
3. "So, Tooth Fairy, that's just a nickname, right?"
Best of Dwight
Hannah Montana's sister, "Jailbait Jersey."
Best of Gagdad Bob
In a horrible nightmare, Andrew Sullivan's Barbie doll collection came to life.
Best of mpur
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Of course, it belongs to my toddler.
Best of R. Bateman
There are some birthday gifts that just send the wrong message to your stepdaughter.
Best of dub
I had no idea I was a pedophile...until today.
Best of Chewman
The after pic from Joe's sex change came out really good!
Best of curly
Enumclaw motto: “Underage girls -- the other other white meat”.
Best of attmay
The CW's bringing back 90210, so now the Playboy Channel's bringing back Punky Brewster.
Best of mklasing
After taking too much heat, Disney changes there ad by replacing the mouse pjs with naked angels.