Thursday, June 19, 2008

You're on your own



Because, like the guy who pumped septic tanks for a living, I've got a lot of sh-t to do...

1. "Mr. Polanski, I'm ready for my close-up."

2. Kate's flashbacks on Lost got really creepy once Joss Whedon took over.

3. "So, Tooth Fairy, that's just a nickname, right?"

Best of Dwight
Hannah Montana's sister, "Jailbait Jersey."

Best of Gagdad Bob
In a horrible nightmare, Andrew Sullivan's Barbie doll collection came to life.

Best of mpur
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Of course, it belongs to my toddler.

Best of R. Bateman
There are some birthday gifts that just send the wrong message to your stepdaughter.

Best of dub
I had no idea I was a pedophile...until today.

Best of Chewman
The after pic from Joe's sex change came out really good!

Best of curly
Enumclaw motto: “Underage girls -- the other other white meat”.

Best of attmay
The CW's bringing back 90210, so now the Playboy Channel's bringing back Punky Brewster.

Best of mklasing
After taking too much heat, Disney changes there ad by replacing the mouse pjs with naked angels.

26 comments:

R. Bateman said...

Sorry..I can't come up with anything that isn't reeeaaallly dirty.

Dwight said...

Ah yes. I remember back in June of 2008 when Cap This transitioned to "Hot Chicken Thursdays."

Tim said...

Is that... human hair?

Dwight said...

Hannah Montana's sister, "Jailbait Jersey."

Dwight said...

In Tarantino's remake of The Professional the sexual tension between Mathilda and Léon is presented with slightly less subtlety

Son Of The Godfather said...

For those of you reading this archive from the year 2024, this is Senator SOTG. I cannot disavow V the K anymore than I can my white grandmother... I mean, this wasn't the V the K I knew... I mean...

Son Of The Godfather said...

V the K's final posting before the takedown by Dateline.

"V, I'm Chris Hanson... Why don't you take a seat right over there..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I knew this foreign exchange student program would be... trouble."

Gagdad Bob said...

In a horrible nightmare, Andrew Sullivan's Barbie doll collection came to life.

mpur said...

Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Of course, it belongs to my toddler.

R. Bateman said...

There are some birthday gifts that just send the wrong message to your stepdaughter.

dub said...

I had no idea I was a pedophile...until today.

Chewman said...

The after pic from Joe's sex change came out really good!

curly said...

Enumclaw motto: “Underage girls -- the other white meat”.

metalgarth said...

I guess V the K is busy today, so our special guest blogger is John Mark Karr

curly said...

Transcripts from the Arkansas Superior Court: “I’m sorry, yur honor…I truly thought she was 13.”

Silhouette said...

You wanna know the difference between "involved" and "committed?" I'll tell you. The chicken was "involved" in the making of this bra. For the bacon bra, the pig was "committed."

Army of Mom said...

The love child of a Russian figure skater and Grover.

Army of Mom said...

Are those little Michael Moore cherubs on her leggings?

Army of Mom said...

Never again will I wonder what my 13-year-old son dreams about.

Now I need to scour my brain.

Army of Mom said...

No, my name is Precious not Precocious.

Army of Mom said...

This is what you THINK you're getting when you call 1-900-Teen-Me.

The topless Michelin man/woman thing below is what you actually get.

Army of Mom said...

Across the nation, teenaged boys are fearing blindess at any moment.

Come on, you get it, right? You stroke off too much, you go blind ...

awww, never mind.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Leave me alone. I'm gettin' all hot watching those two babes swap spit over there."

attmay said...

The CW's bringing back 90210, so now the Playboy Channel's bringing back Punky Brewster.

mklasing said...

After taking too much heat, Disney changes there ad by replacing the mouse pjs with naked angels.