Melllvar... I mean, Timmeh!
1. The little boy from May 20th grew up to be a gigolo, servicing the AARP delegation to the DNC convention. This came as a surprise to no one.
2. A typical delegation to the Denver convention just realize who they've nominated for president of the United States. Suddenly, there aren't enough booze and drugs in the whole wide world. A similar scene would be repeated at the RNC convention, but with even tackier clothing.
3. The annual meeting of the John Tesh Fan Club drew record attendance.
4. In 2023, the B-52's gathered for their final reunion tour.
5. Entertaining at the Sun City Senior Center and being paid with a six-pack of warm Coors was one of many career lows for Denny Terrio.
Wicked Best of Gagdad Bob
CBS rejected Tennessee Williams' early draft of The Beverly Hillbillies.
Best of The Man
Obama worried about attracting white voters who didn't go to college, so far his outreach program to 134 trailer parks has been a resounding success.
Best of Double the U
"Look it buddy, you wanted the nastiest, wildest most experienced hookers I could find. I got them, now give me my finders fee." said V the K to the guy as he drank his beer.
Best of mpur
Wow. And I thought my family reunions sucked.
Best of shoechick
Suck it up Grandma, we still have the Yaegermeister shots lined up and a 12 pack of Bud on ice in the bathroom.
Best of Tim
A very 1975 Christmas
Best of Jack Reacher
A rare look inside a meeting of the Federal Reserve.
Best of jeff
"Hi, I'm a gigolo. And I don't make nearly enough to deal with this stuff."
Best of mega
Kurt still hadn't drawn the connection between his outfits and the kinds of women he was meeting.
Best of Silhouette
The moment he broke the news that he was gay, Grandma puked, Ma went for the gin, but Cousin Denny just winked.
Best of robert
Election night, 1976. Cronkite says Carter wins. Granny holds a cold can of beer to her head and pukes.
Best of curly
I told you not to:
a. eat the tomatoes from Mexico.
b. borrow one of McCain’s Depends.
c. get emotional involved in the election.
d. do a Vulcan Mind Link with a can of RockStar.
Best of trigger girlie
Bubba has learnt the hard way that he has to sacrifice quality for quantity when it came to paying for hookers with foodstamps.
Best of trigger girlie
Everyone pretended like nothing has happened and tried to drown hidden emotional trauma in alcohol after Grandma Betsy's re-enactment of Sharon Stone's "Basic Instinct" moment
Best of Army of Mom
Larry couldn't stop the binge drinking after he misplaced his pet rock.