1. "Welcome to FoxNews coverage of Erection 08. (Giggle) All right, whose been f--king with the TelePlompter."
2. "Oh, Hill, while you were out I hired a couple of new... um.. butlers, yeah, that's it, butlers for the house in Chappaqua."
3. Despite the carefully designed uniforms and logo, "Stuck-up blond Bitches" failed to erode "Hooters" dominant market share.
4. Sonicfrog was a little disappointed when he got to the Afterlife, but at least they had pretty decent buffalo wings.
5. "Ah, we should have known anyone calling himself 'Submariner' would never be at half-mast."
Best of mega
The nationwide Sexy Babes For Barak campaign closed the deal once and for all, leaving McCain with approximately 10 supporters, all living in hospice homes.
Best of Jack Reacher
"No, they're not real, but they are spectacular."
Best of Chrees
ORA: Despite destroying society with her boobs, Bebe turned out all right.
Best of curly
Stock symbol SbB up 2.5% today…Hey gals, how much to wear t-shirts with stock logos from my portfolio? I’m getting my a$$ kicked!
Best of Army of Dad
Two more girls who don't know why guys can't look them in the eye.
Best of Jay Guevara
Barack Obama: "Those are not the tits I knew...unfortunately."
Best of prince of leaves
The RNC finally does something right: recruiting on-stage signers for their convention from Twin Cities deaf-mute gentlemen's club "Silent But Breasty".
Best of Jay Guevara
Let's see, let me try out my new glasses on this photo of Hillary and Nancy Pelosi...
Damn, I got one hell of an optometrist!
30 comments:
Eliot Spitzer's controversial hooker outreach program failed to get off the ground, bed and jacuzzi.
The nationwide Sexy Babes For Barak campaign closed the deal once and for all, leaving McCain with approximately 10 supporters, all living in hospice homes.
Urban Outfitter's new "Squeeze both of my Boobies" clothing line was considered by all to be fair restitution for the earlier keffiyah screw-up.
"No, they're not real, but they are spectacular."
"What are the odds?" thought Sully. "I have that navel jewelry."
Why, oh WHY, can't THEY be in "Boobs not bombs"?
No room for weasels in there...No sir.
How’ld you like to wrap these babies in bacon?
November 2008: Obama wins in a landslide after promising that boob jobs will be covered under his socialist health care program.
ORA: Despite destroying society with her boobs, Bebe turned out all right.
I have that exact t-shirt. Of course, it's flat on top and bulges at the bottom, but other than that, it's identical!
SP ORA: Somebody is cheesing his balls off!
Durring parent teach conferences I finally figured out why my son is gettign an "A" in Sex Ed.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I count four tits and two boobs.
After Mike's sex change his sister had to have her boobs done too.
'Ow to speak Hillary: Buffet.
Stock symbol SbB up 2.5% today…Hey gals, how much to wear t-shirts with stock logos from my portfolio? I’m getting my a$$ kicked!
And here we have an aerial view of SiliconE Valley. *not to be confused with Los Gatos
Firmly clutching the tabletop keeps the girls in an upright position, for now; in 20 years, those things will be resting ON the tabletop.
Should be Bent?
Should be Bounced.
Two more girls who don't know why guys can't look them in the eye.
"And in case anyone asks, NO you cannot Rod Stewart me!"
The new book “Titties for Dummies” contains many interesting facts, graphics, and pictures.
Hot Babe Thursdays we can believe in.
Barack Obama: "Those are not the tits I knew...unfortunately."
Arizona's new ad campaign reminding you to visit the Grand Canyon.
As the boob starer said when asked why he stared at boobs, he said "because dat's where da boobs is".
The RNC finally does something right: recruiting on-stage signers for their convention from Twin Cities deaf-mute gentlemen's club "Silent But Breasty".
I for one am quite pleased with my two, new telefluffers...
Let's see, let me try out my new glasses on this photo of Hillary and Nancy Pelosi...
Damn, I got one hell of an optometrist!
Post a Comment