Thursday, June 26, 2008

Vixens of Silicone Valley


1. "Welcome to FoxNews coverage of Erection 08. (Giggle) All right, whose been f--king with the TelePlompter."

2. "Oh, Hill, while you were out I hired a couple of new... um.. butlers, yeah, that's it, butlers for the house in Chappaqua."

3. Despite the carefully designed uniforms and logo, "Stuck-up blond Bitches" failed to erode "Hooters" dominant market share.

4. Sonicfrog was a little disappointed when he got to the Afterlife, but at least they had pretty decent buffalo wings.

5. "Ah, we should have known anyone calling himself 'Submariner' would never be at half-mast."

Best of mega
The nationwide Sexy Babes For Barak campaign closed the deal once and for all, leaving McCain with approximately 10 supporters, all living in hospice homes.

Best of Jack Reacher
"No, they're not real, but they are spectacular."

Best of Chrees
ORA: Despite destroying society with her boobs, Bebe turned out all right.

Best of curly
Stock symbol SbB up 2.5% today…Hey gals, how much to wear t-shirts with stock logos from my portfolio? I’m getting my a$$ kicked!

Best of Army of Dad
Two more girls who don't know why guys can't look them in the eye.

Best of Jay Guevara
Barack Obama: "Those are not the tits I knew...unfortunately."

Best of prince of leaves
The RNC finally does something right: recruiting on-stage signers for their convention from Twin Cities deaf-mute gentlemen's club "Silent But Breasty".

Best of Jay Guevara
Let's see, let me try out my new glasses on this photo of Hillary and Nancy Pelosi...

Damn, I got one hell of an optometrist!

30 comments:

The Man said...

Eliot Spitzer's controversial hooker outreach program failed to get off the ground, bed and jacuzzi.

mega said...

The nationwide Sexy Babes For Barak campaign closed the deal once and for all, leaving McCain with approximately 10 supporters, all living in hospice homes.

mega said...

Urban Outfitter's new "Squeeze both of my Boobies" clothing line was considered by all to be fair restitution for the earlier keffiyah screw-up.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, they're not real, but they are spectacular."

Jack Reacher said...

"What are the odds?" thought Sully. "I have that navel jewelry."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Why, oh WHY, can't THEY be in "Boobs not bombs"?

Son Of The Godfather said...

No room for weasels in there...No sir.

curly said...

How’ld you like to wrap these babies in bacon?

curly said...

November 2008: Obama wins in a landslide after promising that boob jobs will be covered under his socialist health care program.

Chrees said...

ORA: Despite destroying society with her boobs, Bebe turned out all right.

mpur said...

I have that exact t-shirt. Of course, it's flat on top and bulges at the bottom, but other than that, it's identical!

mpur said...

SP ORA: Somebody is cheesing his balls off!

Chewman said...

Durring parent teach conferences I finally figured out why my son is gettign an "A" in Sex Ed.

R. Bateman said...

I don't know about the rest of you, but I count four tits and two boobs.

Chewman said...

After Mike's sex change his sister had to have her boobs done too.

curly said...

'Ow to speak Hillary: Buffet.

curly said...

Stock symbol SbB up 2.5% today…Hey gals, how much to wear t-shirts with stock logos from my portfolio? I’m getting my a$$ kicked!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

And here we have an aerial view of SiliconE Valley. *not to be confused with Los Gatos
Firmly clutching the tabletop keeps the girls in an upright position, for now; in 20 years, those things will be resting ON the tabletop.

Army of Dad said...

Should be Bent?

Army of Dad said...

Should be Bounced.

Army of Dad said...

Two more girls who don't know why guys can't look them in the eye.

Chrees said...

"And in case anyone asks, NO you cannot Rod Stewart me!"

curly said...

The new book “Titties for Dummies” contains many interesting facts, graphics, and pictures.

curly said...

Hot Babe Thursdays we can believe in.

Jay Guevara said...

Barack Obama: "Those are not the tits I knew...unfortunately."

GOP & College said...

Arizona's new ad campaign reminding you to visit the Grand Canyon.

curly said...

As the boob starer said when asked why he stared at boobs, he said "because dat's where da boobs is".

prince of leaves said...

The RNC finally does something right: recruiting on-stage signers for their convention from Twin Cities deaf-mute gentlemen's club "Silent But Breasty".

Submariner said...

I for one am quite pleased with my two, new telefluffers...

Jay Guevara said...

Let's see, let me try out my new glasses on this photo of Hillary and Nancy Pelosi...

Damn, I got one hell of an optometrist!