1. Finally! A T-Shirt that works for both campaigns!
2. "How can you tell I'm morally bankrupt? Well, I committed adultery with the the wife of one of my aides, I drink on the job, and I just fellated this microphone."
3. "Eliot Spitzer had a garage sale."
4. Democrat Superdelegates are now Closed-Captioned for the reality-impaired.
5. Well, he didn't make it past the first round of auditions at the DNC entertainment committee, but his tasteful pinky extension got him an invite to John Edwards's private suite.
So True Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I hereby convene the meeting of the United Nations Human Rights Council."
Best of Jack Reacher
I'm John Edwards, and I approved this message, especially the hot, hot messenger.
Best of Silhouette
For some reason, I don't trust the new bingo caller.
Best of Silhouette
"What's really funny is that I stole this shirt."
Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I don't have this outfit, but I embody its slogan.
20 comments:
The new vetting process for Obama's running mate still got the same results.
I'm John Edwards, and I approved this message, especially the hot, hot messenger.
Confirmation that Al Franken's Senate campaign is officially underway.
A rare photo of the campaign worker assigned to determine which Obama documents--including his birth certificate--to release to the media. Previously, he had worked for the Kerry campaign.
"I hereby convene the meeting of the United Nations Human Rights Council."
"I'm the leader of Obama's new 'ethics comittee'... Is there anymore room under the bus?"
"I voted in the Democrat primary three times and all I got was this crappy t-shirt."
Obama considers a complete unknown for the VP slot.
For some reason, I don't trust the new bingo caller.
"What's really funny is that I stole this shirt."
Oddly enough, I don't have this outfit, but I embody its slogan.
Hey baby, you'd look even more morally bankrupt with that shirt in a wad next to my bed.
Mickey Dolenz?
Ok, Army of Dad, let me explain this one to you ... Micky Dolenz was a member of the Monkees. Oh wait, that won't help. You see, there was this boy band created back in the 60s. Peter was the quiet strange one; Davy was the really hot Brit; Peter was the tall dork with the wool cap (his mom invented white-out, I think) and Micky was the sort of goofy-looking one with the great hair.
This guy looks like Micky.
Gees, this is what I get for marrying a baby. But, hey, nothing wrong with a boy toy ...
Nothing up my sleeve ... presto!
Finally. A prom date who is honest.
Isn't this the chief from Galactica? Whoda thunk he was morally bankrupt? Isn't he a Cylon?
After tonight's episode, the t-shirt's all that's left of Earth.
I see the Battlestar Galactica trifecta is now complete.
Choose the correct slogan for the back of this T-shirt and win a free trip to Las Vegas!
a. The only pejorative phrase not yet used by Michelle Obama to describe the US of KKK.
b. This t-shirt is the only ID you’ll need to vote for Obama.
c. Even the Federal Reserve can’t bail me out.
d. Jimmy Carter’s Middle East tour, 2008
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