Friday, June 13, 2008

Truth in Advertising


1. Finally! A T-Shirt that works for both campaigns!

2. "How can you tell I'm morally bankrupt? Well, I committed adultery with the the wife of one of my aides, I drink on the job, and I just fellated this microphone."

3. "Eliot Spitzer had a garage sale."

4. Democrat Superdelegates are now Closed-Captioned for the reality-impaired.

5. Well, he didn't make it past the first round of auditions at the DNC entertainment committee, but his tasteful pinky extension got him an invite to John Edwards's private suite.

So True Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I hereby convene the meeting of the United Nations Human Rights Council."

Best of Jack Reacher
I'm John Edwards, and I approved this message, especially the hot, hot messenger.

Best of Silhouette
For some reason, I don't trust the new bingo caller.

Best of Silhouette
"What's really funny is that I stole this shirt."

Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I don't have this outfit, but I embody its slogan.

20 comments:

Chrees said...

The new vetting process for Obama's running mate still got the same results.

Jack Reacher said...

I'm John Edwards, and I approved this message, especially the hot, hot messenger.

Jack Reacher said...

Confirmation that Al Franken's Senate campaign is officially underway.

Jack Reacher said...

A rare photo of the campaign worker assigned to determine which Obama documents--including his birth certificate--to release to the media. Previously, he had worked for the Kerry campaign.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I hereby convene the meeting of the United Nations Human Rights Council."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'm the leader of Obama's new 'ethics comittee'... Is there anymore room under the bus?"

mpur said...

"I voted in the Democrat primary three times and all I got was this crappy t-shirt."

mpur said...

Obama considers a complete unknown for the VP slot.

Silhouette said...

For some reason, I don't trust the new bingo caller.

Silhouette said...

"What's really funny is that I stole this shirt."

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I don't have this outfit, but I embody its slogan.

Army of Mom said...

Hey baby, you'd look even more morally bankrupt with that shirt in a wad next to my bed.

Army of Mom said...

Mickey Dolenz?

Army of Mom said...

Ok, Army of Dad, let me explain this one to you ... Micky Dolenz was a member of the Monkees. Oh wait, that won't help. You see, there was this boy band created back in the 60s. Peter was the quiet strange one; Davy was the really hot Brit; Peter was the tall dork with the wool cap (his mom invented white-out, I think) and Micky was the sort of goofy-looking one with the great hair.

This guy looks like Micky.

Gees, this is what I get for marrying a baby. But, hey, nothing wrong with a boy toy ...

Army of Mom said...

Nothing up my sleeve ... presto!

Army of Mom said...

Finally. A prom date who is honest.

Passionate Conservative said...

Isn't this the chief from Galactica? Whoda thunk he was morally bankrupt? Isn't he a Cylon?

Son Of The Godfather said...

After tonight's episode, the t-shirt's all that's left of Earth.

Kaptain Krude said...

I see the Battlestar Galactica trifecta is now complete.

curly said...

Choose the correct slogan for the back of this T-shirt and win a free trip to Las Vegas!

a. The only pejorative phrase not yet used by Michelle Obama to describe the US of KKK.
b. This t-shirt is the only ID you’ll need to vote for Obama.
c. Even the Federal Reserve can’t bail me out.
d. Jimmy Carter’s Middle East tour, 2008