Friday, June 13, 2008

This Ain't No Thursday



1. Mrs Satan lounges at home while her husband is out on the campaign trail.

2. "Hell Customer Service, How may I morally bankrupt you today?"

3. "Tee-hee, oh, Al Franken, you are one hilarious bastard. How can America possibly resist you?"

4. A young Hillary Clinton makes negotiates her terms. "And then, in 2008, I become the 'inevitable' Democratic nominee. Do we understand each other, Mr. Zebub?"

5. "Dennis Kucinich? I asked for an imp not a simp."

Wicked Best of curly
Obama remarks that ‘this is not the Satan that I knew’.

Best of Gagdad Bob
The devil wears gingham. Who knew?

Best of jeff
"Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw!"

Best of Submariner
"...and I'm a-grinnin!"

Best of mpur
The real CEO of ExxonMobil

Best of R. Bateman
Her voice suddenly changed and I was filled with a sense of dread. "Oh, you will go out with me Johnny. And you will marry me. and we will have four kids. You will work for thirty years and leave me a fat insurance settlement when you get run over by the bus."
It was then, that I looked behind her and I knew.

Best of Cybrludite
Ah, so that's why Hillary did so well in places like West Virginia...

Best of Tim
An homage to frumpiness

Best of Jack Reacher
United Airlines unveils a fresh new look at its check-in counters.

29 comments:

Gagdad Bob said...

"No, it's a bitchfork. Take two more steps and I'll show you what it's for."

Son Of The Godfather said...

You know guys, I think I'll just skip prom this year...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mrs.Lucy Fir enjoys herself during the '08 campaign as parts of America are delivered in handbaskets.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"An Obama presidency?... Well, there is a snowball right over there..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's o.k... Satan says he and Saddam are 'just friends'"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Vagina Tridenta

Gagdad Bob said...

The devil wears gingham. Who knew?

jeff said...

"Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw!"

Submariner said...

"...and I'm a-grinnin!"

Submariner said...

"tee hee, It was the, ha, dog!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Now we get to spend all eternity as man and wife!"...and then Clooney awoke from the nightmare.

R. Bateman said...
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mpur said...

The real CEO of ExxonMobil

R. Bateman said...
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R. Bateman said...

Her voice suddenly changed and I was filled with a sense of dread.

"Oh, you will go out with me Johnny. And you will marry me. and we will have four kids. You will work for thirty years and leave me a fat insurance settlement when you get run over by the bus."

It was then, that I looked behind her and I knew.

sonicfrog said...

Deep Sickness - Example #1,203,879.

Cybrludite said...

Ah, so that's why Hillary did so well in places like West Virginia...

Kaptain Krude said...

"You're Satan?"

"It's always the one you least suspect, isn't it?"

Tim said...

An homage to frumpiness

Tim said...

There is no Dana, only Zule!

divine miss m said...

Well, whaddya know; some poor child's Momma really does wear army boots after all.

Jack Reacher said...

United Airlines unveils a fresh new look at its check-in counters.

curly said...

Obama remarks that ‘this is not the Satan that I knew’.

curly said...

“72 virgins, Achmed? Ha! That’s a laugh!”

Submariner said...

I guess she must be wearing the "Ruby Boon-dockers" I've always heard about.

Submariner said...

Stepford wife? Hail, no, @sswipe - this is Tulsa.

Submariner said...

Thanks for getting the ambulence here so quick; we were filming a, uh, ummmm, "home movie" and she's been like that ever since the "money shot."

Submariner said...

It's not really a wrap skirt, it's Army of Mom's tablecloth - so she doesn't really have an outfit just like it, she owns THIS one...

Artfldgr said...

"and the angels want to wear my red shoes..."