1. Mrs Satan lounges at home while her husband is out on the campaign trail.
2. "Hell Customer Service, How may I morally bankrupt you today?"
3. "Tee-hee, oh, Al Franken, you are one hilarious bastard. How can America possibly resist you?"
4. A young Hillary Clinton makes negotiates her terms. "And then, in 2008, I become the 'inevitable' Democratic nominee. Do we understand each other, Mr. Zebub?"
5. "Dennis Kucinich? I asked for an imp not a simp."
Wicked Best of curly
Obama remarks that ‘this is not the Satan that I knew’.
Best of Gagdad Bob
The devil wears gingham. Who knew?
Best of jeff
"Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw!"
Best of Submariner
"...and I'm a-grinnin!"
Best of mpur
The real CEO of ExxonMobil
Best of R. Bateman
Her voice suddenly changed and I was filled with a sense of dread. "Oh, you will go out with me Johnny. And you will marry me. and we will have four kids. You will work for thirty years and leave me a fat insurance settlement when you get run over by the bus."
It was then, that I looked behind her and I knew.
Best of Cybrludite
Ah, so that's why Hillary did so well in places like West Virginia...
Best of Tim
An homage to frumpiness
Best of Jack Reacher
United Airlines unveils a fresh new look at its check-in counters.
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"No, it's a bitchfork. Take two more steps and I'll show you what it's for."
You know guys, I think I'll just skip prom this year...
Mrs.Lucy Fir enjoys herself during the '08 campaign as parts of America are delivered in handbaskets.
"An Obama presidency?... Well, there is a snowball right over there..."
"It's o.k... Satan says he and Saddam are 'just friends'"
Vagina Tridenta
The devil wears gingham. Who knew?
"Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw!"
"...and I'm a-grinnin!"
"tee hee, It was the, ha, dog!"
"Now we get to spend all eternity as man and wife!"...and then Clooney awoke from the nightmare.
The real CEO of ExxonMobil
Her voice suddenly changed and I was filled with a sense of dread.
"Oh, you will go out with me Johnny. And you will marry me. and we will have four kids. You will work for thirty years and leave me a fat insurance settlement when you get run over by the bus."
It was then, that I looked behind her and I knew.
Deep Sickness - Example #1,203,879.
Ah, so that's why Hillary did so well in places like West Virginia...
"You're Satan?"
"It's always the one you least suspect, isn't it?"
An homage to frumpiness
There is no Dana, only Zule!
Well, whaddya know; some poor child's Momma really does wear army boots after all.
United Airlines unveils a fresh new look at its check-in counters.
Obama remarks that ‘this is not the Satan that I knew’.
“72 virgins, Achmed? Ha! That’s a laugh!”
I guess she must be wearing the "Ruby Boon-dockers" I've always heard about.
Stepford wife? Hail, no, @sswipe - this is Tulsa.
Thanks for getting the ambulence here so quick; we were filming a, uh, ummmm, "home movie" and she's been like that ever since the "money shot."
It's not really a wrap skirt, it's Army of Mom's tablecloth - so she doesn't really have an outfit just like it, she owns THIS one...
"and the angels want to wear my red shoes..."
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