Tuesday, June 24, 2008

They Are Real, And They're Spectacular


1. "Your moobs have ignited a fetwah... in my pants."

2. "Tell me, Habib, have you ever heard of the game "Tiger and Hyena?"

3. CW's new multi-cultural teen drama Dawson's Jihad.

4. "It's called frottage. My kaffir friend Andrew introduced me to it."

5. "Sorry Hassan, I'm just not in the mood. If only I could remember where I left that stupid blue backpack packed with plastique and the roofing nails..."

Best of The Man
Abdul was welcomed to paradise with 42 annoying virgins. Apparently Allah is running low.

Best of Double the U
"Seventy-two my friend, seventy-two. All there for your pleasure my friend. My friend you have been sitting next to these two all afternoon and gotten no where. You could have seventy-two willing virgins." The bomber agent tries his latest pitch.

Best of Jack Reacher
"When I get to Paradise, I hope you're one of my virgins, Ahmad. I'm just sayin'."

Best of Jack Reacher
Fatima always got a laugh listening to recordings of September 11 news broadcasts, but Ahmed couldn't enjoy them when Hassan was massaging his clavicles.

Best of jeff
"This is hysterical - Hussein did a George Carlin/al Sadr mashup!"

Best of Chrees
"Who is this Barbie Girl they sing of, and why is it her world?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
iSplode

Best of Rodney Dill
Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed, its always about Mohammed.

13 comments:

The Man said...

Abdul was welcomed to paradise with 42 annoying virgins. Apparently Allah is running low.

Double the U said...

"Seventy-two my friend, seventy-two. All there for your pleasure my friend. My friend you have been sitting next to these two all afternoon and gotten no where. You could have seventy-two willing virgins." The bomber agent tries his latest pitch.

R. Bateman said...

I'm telling you Abdul, these kids today are all corrupt and lazy. Instead of dancing around with guns, marching, or actually moving, they prefer to listen to their LULULULULULU's on some of that evil infidel technology!

Jack Reacher said...

"When I get to Paradise, I hope you're one of my virgins, Ahmad. I'm just sayin'."

Jack Reacher said...

Fatima always got a laugh listening to recordings of September 11 news broadcasts, but Ahmed couldn't enjoy them when Hassan was massaging his clavicles.

jeff said...

"Hey everyone - Abdul's listening to George Michaels!"

"Dude, I'm telling you - the 80GB iPod has it all over the 20GB model! You'll get cuter girls even!"

"This is hysterical - Hussein did a George Carlin/al Sadr mashup!"

Chrees said...

"Whoa, look at the toe cleavage on that one!"

Chrees said...

"Who is this Barbie Girl they sing of, and why is it her world?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

iSplode

Rodney Dill said...

Once she realized she wasn't gonna be asked to the Prom, Fadwa pulled the detonator on her 5 lbs of Semtex.

mpur said...

Ah, kids. They blow up so quickly.

Rodney Dill said...

Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed, its always about Mohammed.

mega said...

The new audiobook of Robert Spencer's "The Truth About Muhammed" was a huuuuuuge hit with the iPod crowd.