Thursday, June 26, 2008
Splatter Me With Your Hot Manly Captions
1. "And at the end of the day, I was covered in bruises and spatter. But, enough about my date with Hillary..."
2. Paintball is a lot like a night a titty bar: You can have fun, and you can avoid spending a lot of money... but not both.
3. Paintball terms that sound dirty but aren't: auto-cocker.
4. Good news, she's used to guys splattering stuff in her hair.
5. You know you play too much paintball when your grandmother trips and breaks her hip while you point, laugh, and call her a n00b.
Best of GregMan
I knew this would happen after SCOTUS struck down the D.C. gun ban. In my pants.
Best of The Man
I've got a Tippman...in my pants
Best of Gagdad Bob
No, idiot, I said bring me the SWAT team.
Best of curly
In her coarse [intercourse] language, she demanded that I cover the paintball area’s inner course [intercourse] before we would even discuss the possibilities of having intercourse [intercourse].
Best of Son Of The Godfather
As my man-parts began to swell
I met my fate by orbital gel.
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
I shot me a camel with this gun and I got one of it's toes to proove it!!!
Best of Chrees
I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire 200 shots or only 199?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Dangerous Power G3, the most powerful paintball gun in the world, and would blow your shorts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Best of Chewman
The selector switch says semi, auto, and who needs a man!
Best of mpur
Now we know what Scalia was considering when he wrote the majority opinion on Heller.
Best of Army of Dad
She can charge my bottle any day.