Monday, June 23, 2008

Speaking of Social Debris



1. A Berkeley Cop issues an on-the-spot burning permit to an eager anti-war protester.

2. Ironically, the penalty for being a commie douchebag is community service.

3. "No, I do not want to go back to your place and 'rough you up a little.'"

4. "No, they don't serve vegan meals in jail, soy-f**ker."

5. "Look, you hippie douche, just because you're wearing an Obama button doesn't mean you get to ask 'Why the man has to keep a brother down.'"

Best of Passionate Conservative
Sooo, are you good cop, bad cop, or really bad cop?

Best of prince of leaves
After ten years in the SFPD, Officer Michaels just shrugged it off. Even crowd control at a "Anal Fisters Against The War" protest was just another ordinary workday.

Best of prince of leaves
Bitter Charlie Sheen thought bubble: "Jeez, I can't even get arrested around here. Well, not unless I grab a cop's ass, like Bea Arthur here..."

Best of jeff
"Okay, that was a tofu and bean paste croissant with organic lettuce, a bag of Miss Vicki's Jalapeno potato chips, and a strawberry Jones Soda."

Best of jeff
"Yes sir, I'd like an 8x10 glossy, 4 5x7s, and 20 wallets - can you have them here before tomorrow's protest?"

Best of Chrees
"Sir, I don't care if dissent is the highest form of patriotism. If it isn't one of the 652 scheduled protests, you have to wear pants."

Best of Mr. Right
"Hey, everybody! This fascist tool of oppression stole the Obamessiah's new bike helmet! Let's kick his ass!"

23 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Sooo, are you good cop, bad cop, or really bad cop?

prince of leaves said...

"But you can't ticket meeee," whined the fat hippie with the $3000 camera outfit, "I'm here protesting the oppression and poverty of the capitalist system!"

[Heh - I recognize this dude from many a previous Zombie photoessay. I covet his D300.]

mpur said...

"Sir, you do realize that many Law Enforcement Officers are former Marines, right?"

mpur said...

Cop's thought bubble: "I don't get paid enough for this crap."

prince of leaves said...

After ten years in the SFPD, Officer Michaels just shrugged it off. Even crowd control at a "Anal Fisters Against The War" protest was just another ordinary workday.

prince of leaves said...

Bitter Charlie Sheen thought bubble: "Jeez, I can't even get arrested around here. Well, not unless I grab a cop's ass, like Bea Arthur here..."

R. Bateman said...

I was just going to fine you for inciting a riot, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to add two counts of douchbaggery.

Jack Reacher said...

"Well I'll be," said the officer. "You're right; you sure do have a permit to be a scumbag. Well, have a nice day."

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm writing you a prescription for a clue. Work on it each morning until you finally get one."

Jack Reacher said...

Filthy fascists, trying to stifle free speech. Fortunately the police were there to keep them in line.

jeff said...

"Okay, that was a tofu and bean paste croissant with organic lettuce, a bag of Miss Vicki's Jalapeno potato chips, and a strawberry Jones Soda."

jeff said...

"Yes sir, I'd like an 8x10 glossy, 4 5x7s, and 20 wallets - can you have them here before tomorrow's protest?"

jeff said...

"You know officer, tinfoil works much better than foam rubber for keeping the mind control rays out."

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble on cop: "I wonder what they'd do to me if I kicked this clown's ass into next week?"

Chrees said...

"Sir, I don't care if dissent is the highest form of patriotism. If it isn't one of the 652 scheduled protests, you have to wear pants."

Mr. Right said...

"Hey, everybody! This fascist tool of oppression stole the Obamessiah's new bike helmet! Let's kick his ass!"

mega said...

A familiar tale to any 80's movie fan: Hank became a cop, while his twin brother became a dick.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Perhaps you don't know who I am, officer, I am mister Dumpster Muffin..."

Have to read about the tree protests for that one. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

In Berkeley, when cops issue a warning, it's likely to involve something about "climate change".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sir, I'm just going to write you a citation this time...I'd normally arrest you, but I have a sharp pain that feels like someone is ramming their enormous fist through the back of my head."

Silhouette said...

Commie Protestor Man hates government authority enforcing rules and costing him money. Commie Protestor Man must not understand Communism.

Adjustah said...

"No, I don't know what it feels like to have a bike helmet shoved up my...hey, why have you stopped writing??"

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble on commie: "When we take over, we'll only have secret" police.