1. A Berkeley Cop issues an on-the-spot burning permit to an eager anti-war protester.
2. Ironically, the penalty for being a commie douchebag is community service.
3. "No, I do not want to go back to your place and 'rough you up a little.'"
4. "No, they don't serve vegan meals in jail, soy-f**ker."
5. "Look, you hippie douche, just because you're wearing an Obama button doesn't mean you get to ask 'Why the man has to keep a brother down.'"
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Sooo, are you good cop, bad cop, or really bad cop?
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After ten years in the SFPD, Officer Michaels just shrugged it off. Even crowd control at a "Anal Fisters Against The War" protest was just another ordinary workday.
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Bitter Charlie Sheen thought bubble: "Jeez, I can't even get arrested around here. Well, not unless I grab a cop's ass, like Bea Arthur here..."
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"Okay, that was a tofu and bean paste croissant with organic lettuce, a bag of Miss Vicki's Jalapeno potato chips, and a strawberry Jones Soda."
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"Yes sir, I'd like an 8x10 glossy, 4 5x7s, and 20 wallets - can you have them here before tomorrow's protest?"
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"Sir, I don't care if dissent is the highest form of patriotism. If it isn't one of the 652 scheduled protests, you have to wear pants."
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"Hey, everybody! This fascist tool of oppression stole the Obamessiah's new bike helmet! Let's kick his ass!"
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Sooo, are you good cop, bad cop, or really bad cop?
"But you can't ticket meeee," whined the fat hippie with the $3000 camera outfit, "I'm here protesting the oppression and poverty of the capitalist system!"
[Heh - I recognize this dude from many a previous Zombie photoessay. I covet his D300.]
"Sir, you do realize that many Law Enforcement Officers are former Marines, right?"
Cop's thought bubble: "I don't get paid enough for this crap."
After ten years in the SFPD, Officer Michaels just shrugged it off. Even crowd control at a "Anal Fisters Against The War" protest was just another ordinary workday.
Bitter Charlie Sheen thought bubble: "Jeez, I can't even get arrested around here. Well, not unless I grab a cop's ass, like Bea Arthur here..."
I was just going to fine you for inciting a riot, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to add two counts of douchbaggery.
"Well I'll be," said the officer. "You're right; you sure do have a permit to be a scumbag. Well, have a nice day."
"I'm writing you a prescription for a clue. Work on it each morning until you finally get one."
Filthy fascists, trying to stifle free speech. Fortunately the police were there to keep them in line.
"Okay, that was a tofu and bean paste croissant with organic lettuce, a bag of Miss Vicki's Jalapeno potato chips, and a strawberry Jones Soda."
"Yes sir, I'd like an 8x10 glossy, 4 5x7s, and 20 wallets - can you have them here before tomorrow's protest?"
"You know officer, tinfoil works much better than foam rubber for keeping the mind control rays out."
Thought bubble on cop: "I wonder what they'd do to me if I kicked this clown's ass into next week?"
"Sir, I don't care if dissent is the highest form of patriotism. If it isn't one of the 652 scheduled protests, you have to wear pants."
"Hey, everybody! This fascist tool of oppression stole the Obamessiah's new bike helmet! Let's kick his ass!"
A familiar tale to any 80's movie fan: Hank became a cop, while his twin brother became a dick.
"Perhaps you don't know who I am, officer, I am mister Dumpster Muffin..."
Have to read about the tree protests for that one. ;)
In Berkeley, when cops issue a warning, it's likely to involve something about "climate change".
"Sir, I'm just going to write you a citation this time...I'd normally arrest you, but I have a sharp pain that feels like someone is ramming their enormous fist through the back of my head."
Commie Protestor Man hates government authority enforcing rules and costing him money. Commie Protestor Man must not understand Communism.
"No, I don't know what it feels like to have a bike helmet shoved up my...hey, why have you stopped writing??"
Thought bubble on commie: "When we take over, we'll only have secret" police.
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