1. Hillary unhinges her lower jaw and prepares to feed on the latest crop of interns.
2. "An inflatable rubber cowboy? Aw, you guys are the best interns ever!"
3. Hilldog had been wearing the same pantsuit ever since she learned Scrubs was canceled. It was time for an intervention.
4. "... a fat lip, a black eye, or the keys to the White House. Cackle"
5. "I feel great! You should see the sweet deal Chris Dodd got me on the mortgage for Chappaqua!"
Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
Although Hollywood had expressed interest in a sequel, when studios learned Clinton's screenplay was titled "Twenty Seven Pantsuits" their enthusiasm faded.
Best of Rodney Dill
...anyway I was only joking about wanting to be President...
Hahahahahahaha ( .... continued should of nervous faux laughter for an extended period of time)
Best of GregMan
"Just wait until Obama's chauffer turns the ignition key! Then we'll see who the nominee is! AH HA HA HAAA!!!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"...and then I said 'Come on, Foster, you can do it. It'll be a walk in the park.' Bwahahahahahaha!"
Best of curly
Blue pantsuit: $75. Six pints ‘blood of a virgin’: $700. Using Harry Reid’s nuts as ping pong balls: priceless.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Wait - you got his grandmother on tape saying she told him that his ears would stick out if he didn't stop playing with himself? I love it! Revive the campaign!"
Best of mpur
And now, my pretties, you shall all pay for my failed campaign!
Best of R. Bateman
And while Batman is busy saving the people from the bomb, I'll release the supervirus into the bay contaminating the whole water supply...BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Best of Chrees
"And then I cold-cocked that air whore and made her give me the whole can of Coke. Ah, sweet memories...I never get tired of telling that one..."