Wednesday, June 25, 2008
1. Too dumb to run a cafeteria and too dumb to take their clothes for the orgy, thank goddess.
2. "Mikulski is one of our weaker, uglier senators. Let her suckle from your breasts of power."
3. Every Senate Democrat loved "Ecstasy Day."
4. "Haruk ptui!" Right in the ear!
5. Chuck Schumer's reputation as a babe magnet was seriously over-rated.
Best of The Man
Ok Hillary, that will take your debt down by about $1,500 an hour. Take it or leave it.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Let me feel around back here to find where the Dems stuck the knife in. Ah! Got it!"
Best of Silhouette
It's allegorical. Major Dems embark on actions that may be for show or may please them, but either way, they always crush the little people.
Best of mpur
Mikulski: They're real and they're, well, nevermind.
Best of Ricky Raccoon
Yes. Universal Healthcare would have paid for my pantsuitectomy.
Best of R. Bateman
Look...she's getting squeezed by three old saggy boobs!!!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Reprising her 4th grade role in Little Red Riding Hood, Barbara inhales the heady fumes of cheap polyester and mumbles to the big bad wolf, "My, what big boobs you have!"
Best of ochagirl
Woman in the middle: "Well, my therapist is going to eat well for the next few months."