Wednesday, June 25, 2008

She's B-a-a-a-a-ck!



1. Too dumb to run a cafeteria and too dumb to take their clothes for the orgy, thank goddess.

2. "Mikulski is one of our weaker, uglier senators. Let her suckle from your breasts of power."

3. Every Senate Democrat loved "Ecstasy Day."

4. "Haruk ptui!" Right in the ear!

5. Chuck Schumer's reputation as a babe magnet was seriously over-rated.

Best of The Man
Ok Hillary, that will take your debt down by about $1,500 an hour. Take it or leave it.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Let me feel around back here to find where the Dems stuck the knife in. Ah! Got it!"

Best of Silhouette
It's allegorical. Major Dems embark on actions that may be for show or may please them, but either way, they always crush the little people.

Best of mpur
Mikulski: They're real and they're, well, nevermind.

Best of Ricky Raccoon
Yes. Universal Healthcare would have paid for my pantsuitectomy.

Best of R. Bateman
Look...she's getting squeezed by three old saggy boobs!!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Reprising her 4th grade role in Little Red Riding Hood, Barbara inhales the heady fumes of cheap polyester and mumbles to the big bad wolf, "My, what big boobs you have!"

Best of ochagirl
Woman in the middle: "Well, my therapist is going to eat well for the next few months."

20 comments:

Gagdad Bob said...

"So my policies result in little people suckling off the government teat. Is that such a bad thing?"

Gagdad Bob said...

Ah ha! Now we know the source of the drool stain on the big blue pantsuit!

The Man said...

Ok Hillary, that will take your debt down by about $1,500 an hour. Take it or leave it.

Jack Reacher said...

"Squeeze harder, Chuck. Let's make pudding."

curly said...

“We can’t manage the chow hall, but can we ménage à trois?”

curly said...

Like a good vampire-in-training, Chucky “Schmuky” Schumer offers his neck to the Mistress Hildabeast.

Jay Guevara said...

"Let me feel around back here to find where the Dems stuck the knife in. Ah! Got it!"

Silhouette said...

It's allegorical. Major Dems embark on actions that may be for show or may please them, but either way, they always crush the little people.

robert said...

Mikulski thought bubble: Kennedy and Dodd may like a waitress sandwich now and then - now I know what the waitress thought.

mpur said...

menage a trois: UR DOIN IT WRONG!

mpur said...

Mikulski: They're real and they're, well, nevermind.

sonicfrog said...

Hey, they said that if gay marriage was accepted in society that this type of thing would happen...

Ricky Raccoon said...

Yes. Universal Healthcare would have paid for my pantsuitectomy.

R. Bateman said...

And this is my husband RRRMMPPHHHMPPPHHH

R. Bateman said...

Look...she's getting squeezed by three old saggy boobs!!!

Chrees said...

Cynthia Nixon will be pissed when she sees Christine hanging around Hillary.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reprising her 4th grade role in Little Red Riding Hood, Barbara inhales the heady fumes of cheap polyester and mumbles to the big bad wolf, "My, what big boobs you have!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Perennial boob Mikulski feels right at home as a third nipple. Once again, she's the *other* white meat in an all pork sandwich.

ochagirl said...

♫Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here♫

ochagirl said...

Woman in the middle: "Well, my therapist is going to eat well for the next few months."