Tuesday, June 17, 2008

You May Now Kiss The, Um, Guy Who Receives


1. "OMG! Lemmiwinks is escaping!"

2. "Are you sure you want to go through with this?" "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."

3. "Whatever happened to Beavis and Butthead? Next on A&E's You Didn't Really Want to Know."

4. "We're registered at Saks, Target, and Leather Bondage Torture Palace. Hint: We don't need a toaster."

5. Joe's reaction to learning Frank has booked their honeymoon in Enumclaw.

Best of Nose
Next, we're going to adopt a little boy we met at a McCain rally!

Best of champaignken
What do you mean this is another dude? What the hell was I drinking last night?

Best of curly
“By the power vested in me by our simply fabulous Mayor ‘Any-Twosome’ Newsom, I now pronounce you responsible for the Democrats losing in November. You may insert the butt plug.”

Best of curly
“If anyone knows a reason why these two twinks should not be pronounced Pitcher and Catcher, please tap your toes now. Otherwise, please hold your feet still.”

Best of Silhouette
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What's this about poorer? And till WHAT do we part?!"

Best of jeff
"Um Joe, my adjustable butt plug just went from 'minimum' to 'maximum.'"

Best of metalgarth
He made the same look 12 seconds after the marriage was consummated

Best of Adjustah
"I know! FINALLY Gay marriage is legal and THAT is what the priest is wearing???"

Best of Gagdad Bob
Just get me to the crotch on time!

Best of Red Neckerson
Joe thought it was just butterflies irritating his bowels until he remembered where his missing Fist-O-Matic was.....

34 comments:

Nose said...

We're going to adopt a little boy we met at a McCain rally!

Double the U said...

The truth finally comes out about the Smothers Brothers.

Jack Reacher said...

"Now we can have the joy of marriage that our parents had...hey, wait! Where are you going?"

champaignken said...

What do you mean this is another dude? What the hell was I drinking last night?

Chrees said...

"Sorry to disappoint you Frank. 'Shoved down the throat of California voters' is a metaphor."

Dub said...

Wait....Steve, you're WHAT?? I thought we were just here for communion!

curly said...

“By the power vested in me by our simply fabulous Mayor ‘Any-Twosome’ Newsom, I now pronounce you responsible for the Democrats losing in November. You may insert the butt plug.”

curly said...

“If anyone knows a reason why these two twinks should not be pronounced Pitcher and Catcher, please tap your toes now. Otherwise, please hold your feet still.”

mpur said...

Wait, wait! I just have a wide stance is all!

Silhouette said...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What's this about poorer? And till WHAT do we part?!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ha! They said that once the doors were open to gay marriage the next step is bestiality!"
"Uhm, Kevin?... Did ya get a load of the manatee in the last picture?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Can't wait to get inside your cumberbund."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Tommy Smothers, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Forgive me in advance:
Did they exchange brown rings?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Forgive me in advance II:
They'll decide which one of them will be the "ring bearer" later tonight.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I see by the dark sunglasses that Natalie Maines wanted to attend incognito.

Natalie: "Incognito? I thought I was in San Francisco!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Psychic Consultant: "Are you two interested in boating?"
Jeremy: "Uhm, not really..."
Psychic Consultant: "Hmmmm..... Strange, I see an awful lot of seamen on your poopdeck in your future..."

Shamelessly stolen from last night's Family Guy

Son Of The Godfather said...

My guess is that the "honeymoon phase" consists largely of hemmorhoids.

R. Bateman said...

He just couldn't hide his felings when he finally met his mother-in-law.

Rodney Dill said...

Once he saw Dick Cheney naked, Edmund was spoilt for life.

curly said...

“We don’t call it diarrhea; we call it a miscarriage.”

jeff said...

"Um, Joe... my butt plug just popped out..."

jeff said...

"Um Joe, my adjustable butt plug just went from 'minimum' to 'maximum.'"

metalgarth said...

He made the same look 12 seconds after the marriage was consummated

jeff said...

I now pronounce you man and... man. SOTG, you may now kiss Subby.

Rodney Dill said...

Jeff,
SOTG and Subby look better'n I imagined.

Son Of The Godfather said...

jeff said...
I now pronounce you man and... man. SOTG, you may now kiss Subby.


I was gonna go with sumtin' similar, but decided to go the "don't ask, don't tell" route. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

It has it's advantages, I guess...

1. No one bitchin' about leaving the toilet seat up.

2. "Having the guys over" is fun for everyone.

3. V-chip can be set to block all those icky boobies and vaginas.

Adjustah said...

"I know! FINALLY Gay marriage is legal and THAT is what the priest is wearing???"

Army of Dad said...

You mean I have to stay with him even after he starts to look like that fat thing in the last picture!

Gagdad Bob said...

Just get me to the crotch on time!

Red Neckerson said...

>>>

Joe thought it was just butterflies irritating his bowels until he remembered where his missing Fist-O-Matic was.....

>>>

curly said...

Caution: objects in mirror are even gayer than they appear.

attmay said...

Actually, they were both straight before they saw the picture below.