Tuesday, June 17, 2008
You May Now Kiss The, Um, Guy Who Receives
1. "OMG! Lemmiwinks is escaping!"
2. "Are you sure you want to go through with this?" "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
3. "Whatever happened to Beavis and Butthead? Next on A&E's You Didn't Really Want to Know."
4. "We're registered at Saks, Target, and Leather Bondage Torture Palace. Hint: We don't need a toaster."
5. Joe's reaction to learning Frank has booked their honeymoon in Enumclaw.
Best of Nose
Next, we're going to adopt a little boy we met at a McCain rally!
Best of champaignken
What do you mean this is another dude? What the hell was I drinking last night?
Best of curly
“By the power vested in me by our simply fabulous Mayor ‘Any-Twosome’ Newsom, I now pronounce you responsible for the Democrats losing in November. You may insert the butt plug.”
Best of curly
“If anyone knows a reason why these two twinks should not be pronounced Pitcher and Catcher, please tap your toes now. Otherwise, please hold your feet still.”
Best of Silhouette
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What's this about poorer? And till WHAT do we part?!"
Best of jeff
"Um Joe, my adjustable butt plug just went from 'minimum' to 'maximum.'"
Best of metalgarth
He made the same look 12 seconds after the marriage was consummated
Best of Adjustah
"I know! FINALLY Gay marriage is legal and THAT is what the priest is wearing???"
Best of Gagdad Bob
Just get me to the crotch on time!
Best of Red Neckerson
Joe thought it was just butterflies irritating his bowels until he remembered where his missing Fist-O-Matic was.....