1. "OMG! Lemmiwinks is escaping!"2. "Are you sure you want to go through with this?" "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
3. "Whatever happened to Beavis and Butthead? Next on A&E's You Didn't Really Want to Know."
4. "We're registered at Saks, Target, and Leather Bondage Torture Palace. Hint: We don't need a toaster."
5. Joe's reaction to learning Frank has booked their honeymoon in Enumclaw.
Best of Nose
Next, we're going to adopt a little boy we met at a McCain rally!
Best of champaignken
What do you mean this is another dude? What the hell was I drinking last night?
Best of curly
“By the power vested in me by our simply fabulous Mayor ‘Any-Twosome’ Newsom, I now pronounce you responsible for the Democrats losing in November. You may insert the butt plug.”
Best of curly
“If anyone knows a reason why these two twinks should not be pronounced Pitcher and Catcher, please tap your toes now. Otherwise, please hold your feet still.”
Best of Silhouette
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What's this about poorer? And till WHAT do we part?!"
Best of jeff
"Um Joe, my adjustable butt plug just went from 'minimum' to 'maximum.'"
Best of metalgarth
He made the same look 12 seconds after the marriage was consummated
Best of Adjustah
"I know! FINALLY Gay marriage is legal and THAT is what the priest is wearing???"
Best of Gagdad Bob
Just get me to the crotch on time!
Best of Red Neckerson
Joe thought it was just butterflies irritating his bowels until he remembered where his missing Fist-O-Matic was.....
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We're going to adopt a little boy we met at a McCain rally!
The truth finally comes out about the Smothers Brothers.
"Now we can have the joy of marriage that our parents had...hey, wait! Where are you going?"
What do you mean this is another dude? What the hell was I drinking last night?
"Sorry to disappoint you Frank. 'Shoved down the throat of California voters' is a metaphor."
Wait....Steve, you're WHAT?? I thought we were just here for communion!
“By the power vested in me by our simply fabulous Mayor ‘Any-Twosome’ Newsom, I now pronounce you responsible for the Democrats losing in November. You may insert the butt plug.”
“If anyone knows a reason why these two twinks should not be pronounced Pitcher and Catcher, please tap your toes now. Otherwise, please hold your feet still.”
Wait, wait! I just have a wide stance is all!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What's this about poorer? And till WHAT do we part?!"
"Ha! They said that once the doors were open to gay marriage the next step is bestiality!"
"Uhm, Kevin?... Did ya get a load of the manatee in the last picture?"
"Can't wait to get inside your cumberbund."
Tommy Smothers, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Forgive me in advance:
Did they exchange brown rings?
Forgive me in advance II:
They'll decide which one of them will be the "ring bearer" later tonight.
I see by the dark sunglasses that Natalie Maines wanted to attend incognito.
Natalie: "Incognito? I thought I was in San Francisco!"
Psychic Consultant: "Are you two interested in boating?"
Jeremy: "Uhm, not really..."
Psychic Consultant: "Hmmmm..... Strange, I see an awful lot of seamen on your poopdeck in your future..."
Shamelessly stolen from last night's Family Guy
My guess is that the "honeymoon phase" consists largely of hemmorhoids.
He just couldn't hide his felings when he finally met his mother-in-law.
Once he saw Dick Cheney naked, Edmund was spoilt for life.
“We don’t call it diarrhea; we call it a miscarriage.”
"Um, Joe... my butt plug just popped out..."
"Um Joe, my adjustable butt plug just went from 'minimum' to 'maximum.'"
He made the same look 12 seconds after the marriage was consummated
I now pronounce you man and... man. SOTG, you may now kiss Subby.
Jeff,
SOTG and Subby look better'n I imagined.
jeff said...
I now pronounce you man and... man. SOTG, you may now kiss Subby.
I was gonna go with sumtin' similar, but decided to go the "don't ask, don't tell" route. ;)
It has it's advantages, I guess...
1. No one bitchin' about leaving the toilet seat up.
2. "Having the guys over" is fun for everyone.
3. V-chip can be set to block all those icky boobies and vaginas.
"I know! FINALLY Gay marriage is legal and THAT is what the priest is wearing???"
You mean I have to stay with him even after he starts to look like that fat thing in the last picture!
Just get me to the crotch on time!
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Joe thought it was just butterflies irritating his bowels until he remembered where his missing Fist-O-Matic was.....
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Caution: objects in mirror are even gayer than they appear.
Actually, they were both straight before they saw the picture below.
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