Friday, June 27, 2008

Pigs Taking Up Space

Sondra k

1. Whoa! I thought 'Animal Farm's' depiction of communists was supposed to be metaphorical.

2. Many shaheeds are surprised to reach paradise and discover their 72 virgins aren't exactly halal.

3. Yeah, living downriver from the Hormel processing plant has led to some, um, side effects.

4. MSNBC may be coming up short in its search for comunista anchor-babes to compete with FoxNews, but they still haven't come up with anything as hideous as Nancy Grace.

5. The DNC delegates lived to regret the gypsy's curse about 'their true selves' being exposed for all to see. Next time, they would tip better.

Best of lorelei4mc
The side of the family Miss Piggy doesn't like to talk about.

Best of The Man
80's metal band Winger realized they looked stupid, but the prosthetics really amped up their ability to snort massive amounts of coke.

Best of prince of leaves
Goldie Hawn really needs to lay off the plastic surgery. Oh, and the cloning, too.

Best of Gagdad Bob
A still from the new Iranian production of Fiddler on the Roof.

Best of Silhouette
Daughters of "Green Acres" star Eva Gabor tell us that their mother never shared the name of their father, but hinted he was also a star of the show.

Best of Silhouette
The sequel to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Middle-aged Disco Cowboy Pigs.

Best of Adjustah
Hey, nobody told me that Twisted Sister was getting back together?!

Best of Steve O
Habib al Hussein wishes he had checked the small print regarding those 72 virgins before hitting the detonator.

Best of curly
Today is Sen. Barbara Mikulski Day at the Maryland State Fair; look like Mikulski and get yer ass in free – make the taxpayers pay for it.

Best of Submariner
Your multiple prom dates are here, you sick (intercourse)...

29 comments:

lorelei4mc said...

The side of the family Miss Piggy doesn't like to talk about.

mega said...

Um, earth to ZZ Top, sure, we dug the babes in your videos, but it's time to get some hair cuts and clean up a bit.

Nose said...

MoveOn.org's executive board waited patiently to worship at the feet of the Obamasaiah.

Chrees said...

The Hogs plan to attend Redskins games incognito after CAIR compained about cultural insensitivity.

Chrees said...

(I'm a little confused on the Sandra K source link...NTTAWWT)

Chewman said...

The behind the sceens pictures you dont see from the National Organization of Women's convention.

The Man said...

superdelegates my ass

The Man said...

80's metal band Winger realized they looked stupid, but the prosthetics really amped up their ability to snort massive amounts of coke.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

PTA night at Emnuclaw High. Pigfucker

prince of leaves said...

After the antics of Code Pink grew tiresome, nobody paid any attention to the new protest group "Code White, Women in Pig Snouts and Summer Hats for Peace"

[no lie, verification word: "pggon"]

prince of leaves said...

After Obama's election and Pelosi's reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine, hippie skanks lined up at VtK's door demanding equal time with Thursday Babes.

prince of leaves said...

Goldie Hawn really needs to lay off the plastic surgery. Oh, and the cloning, too.

mpur said...

Kermit the Frog could not be reached for comment.

mpur said...

When America's pigs come home to root.

Gagdad Bob said...

A still from the new Iranian production of Fiddler on the Roof.

Silhouette said...

Daughters of "Green Acres" star Eva Gabor tell us that their mother never shared the name of their father, but hinted he was also a star of the show.

Silhouette said...

The sequel to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Middle-aged Disco Cowboy Pigs.

curly said...

“It’s the new patriotism,” says Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper, the driving force behind the porking of the Democratic convention.

Adjustah said...

Hey, nobody told me that Twisted Sister was getting back together?!

Rodney Dill said...

With so many Britney Spears photo ops through car windows, Paparazzi Workmans Comp claims grew as the mysterious 'Pressed Ham' syndrome was diagnosed.

Steve O said...

Habib al Hussein wishes he had checked the small print regarding those 72 virgins before hitting the detonator.

mega said...

At the DMV, people stood in line for license photos in a colorful assortment of masks and wigs. Thank you, Islam!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The "spam" email contained a viral video with an innocent subject line -
Watch this hilarious remake of Twilight Zone's "Eye of the Beholder"!
Timmy, nobody realized until it was too late... Martians weren't just going to colonize Earth, they owned a Fingerlicking Good BBQ franchise.

curly said...

Today is Sen. Barbara Mikulski Day at the Maryland State Fair; look like Mikulski and get yer ass in free – make the taxpayers pay for it.

Ricky Raccoon said...

“Hillary said we should vote for you now.”

Submariner said...

When did Paul Mitchell do the makeover on the Sheslag?

Submariner said...

Methinks they're taking the whole "Deliverence" thing a mite too far...

Submariner said...

Anonymous? Your multiple prom dates are here, you sick (intercourse)...