1. Whoa! I thought 'Animal Farm's' depiction of communists was supposed to be metaphorical.
2. Many shaheeds are surprised to reach paradise and discover their 72 virgins aren't exactly halal.
3. Yeah, living downriver from the Hormel processing plant has led to some, um, side effects.
4. MSNBC may be coming up short in its search for comunista anchor-babes to compete with FoxNews, but they still haven't come up with anything as hideous as Nancy Grace.
5. The DNC delegates lived to regret the gypsy's curse about 'their true selves' being exposed for all to see. Next time, they would tip better.
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The side of the family Miss Piggy doesn't like to talk about.
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80's metal band Winger realized they looked stupid, but the prosthetics really amped up their ability to snort massive amounts of coke.
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Goldie Hawn really needs to lay off the plastic surgery. Oh, and the cloning, too.
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A still from the new Iranian production of Fiddler on the Roof.
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Daughters of "Green Acres" star Eva Gabor tell us that their mother never shared the name of their father, but hinted he was also a star of the show.
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The sequel to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Middle-aged Disco Cowboy Pigs.
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Hey, nobody told me that Twisted Sister was getting back together?!
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Habib al Hussein wishes he had checked the small print regarding those 72 virgins before hitting the detonator.
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Today is Sen. Barbara Mikulski Day at the Maryland State Fair; look like Mikulski and get yer ass in free – make the taxpayers pay for it.
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Your multiple prom dates are here, you sick (intercourse)...
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The side of the family Miss Piggy doesn't like to talk about.
Um, earth to ZZ Top, sure, we dug the babes in your videos, but it's time to get some hair cuts and clean up a bit.
MoveOn.org's executive board waited patiently to worship at the feet of the Obamasaiah.
The Hogs plan to attend Redskins games incognito after CAIR compained about cultural insensitivity.
(I'm a little confused on the Sandra K source link...NTTAWWT)
The behind the sceens pictures you dont see from the National Organization of Women's convention.
superdelegates my ass
80's metal band Winger realized they looked stupid, but the prosthetics really amped up their ability to snort massive amounts of coke.
PTA night at Emnuclaw High. Pigfucker
After the antics of Code Pink grew tiresome, nobody paid any attention to the new protest group "Code White, Women in Pig Snouts and Summer Hats for Peace"
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After Obama's election and Pelosi's reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine, hippie skanks lined up at VtK's door demanding equal time with Thursday Babes.
Goldie Hawn really needs to lay off the plastic surgery. Oh, and the cloning, too.
Kermit the Frog could not be reached for comment.
When America's pigs come home to root.
A still from the new Iranian production of Fiddler on the Roof.
Daughters of "Green Acres" star Eva Gabor tell us that their mother never shared the name of their father, but hinted he was also a star of the show.
The sequel to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Middle-aged Disco Cowboy Pigs.
“It’s the new patriotism,” says Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper, the driving force behind the porking of the Democratic convention.
Hey, nobody told me that Twisted Sister was getting back together?!
With so many Britney Spears photo ops through car windows, Paparazzi Workmans Comp claims grew as the mysterious 'Pressed Ham' syndrome was diagnosed.
Habib al Hussein wishes he had checked the small print regarding those 72 virgins before hitting the detonator.
At the DMV, people stood in line for license photos in a colorful assortment of masks and wigs. Thank you, Islam!
The "spam" email contained a viral video with an innocent subject line -
Watch this hilarious remake of Twilight Zone's "Eye of the Beholder"!
Timmy, nobody realized until it was too late... Martians weren't just going to colonize Earth, they owned a Fingerlicking Good BBQ franchise.
Today is Sen. Barbara Mikulski Day at the Maryland State Fair; look like Mikulski and get yer ass in free – make the taxpayers pay for it.
“Hillary said we should vote for you now.”
When did Paul Mitchell do the makeover on the Sheslag?
Methinks they're taking the whole "Deliverence" thing a mite too far...
Anonymous? Your multiple prom dates are here, you sick (intercourse)...
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