Friday, June 27, 2008

Panda Monium

Dwight Wannabe


1. Ironically, the pandas all looked alike to the Chinese zookeeper.

2. ORA: Another batch of Lovey Bears is prepared for their visit to the Bear "Hospital."

3. Scientists and veterinarians are still baffled by the outbreak of 'Panda Butt Rash' at the Enumclaw zoo, which followed closely a visit by Andrew Sullivan and Ben Affleck, and the mysterious appearance of an inflatable rubber cowboy in the zoo's kitchen area.

4. I guess they're cute, but if you really want them to be entertaining, starve 'em for a few days then lock two of them in a cage with razor-sharp meat hooks attached to their paws.

5. "Would you guys stop laying around chewing bamboo leaves! The sick (intercourses) want to see action!"


Wicked Best of curly
Half black, half white, lazy and worshipped around the clock by the media. But enough about Obama, how ‘bout them pandas?

Best of Rodney Dill
... and eating bamboo fronds has been found to be especially beneficial to their digestive tract -- With fronds like these who needs enemas.

Boooo! Booooo!

Best of mpur
ORA: Another day at the Sexual Harassment Panda training camp.

Best of Chrees
Eat up boys...that way it won't hurt as much when Obama throws you under the bus.

Best of Dwight Wannabe
"It hadda happen soonah latah. Some ash-ho order Shity Wok Panda wif Broccaree."

Best of Nose
Yo, Ling-Ling, check it out. I've got wood!

Best of curly
What’s black and white and red all over? Eight Enumclaw pandas slathered down with SEX TARTS Cherry Flavored Lubricant For Lovers.

Best of The Man
Chinese for "sesame chicken"

Best of mega
Eight more "unregistered voters", as located by Democratic field operatives. Unsurprisingly, all eight of their write-in votes were for Obama.

Best of sonicfrog
So now they've got a Panda Polygamy cult... Those crazy Mormons!!!

Best of Adjustah
Ted Nugent's personal chef picks out the evening meal...

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

... and eating bamboo fronds has been found to be especially beneficial to their digestive tract -- With fronds like these who needs enemas.

Dwight Wannabe said...

Eight of the nine Chinese Nationals depicted will receive a nutritional State sponsored meal today.

mpur said...

ORA: Another day at the Sexual Harassment Panda training camp.

Chrees said...

Eat up boys...that way it won't hurt as much when Obama throws you under the bus.

Dwight Wannabe said...

Sure Chan was a bit suspicious, but after Ling Ling scratched out a signature on the receipt using a piece of feces, any impropriety surrounding the delivery from Tommy Chong's Hong Kong Bamboo Bongs was really somebody else's problem.

Dwight Wannabe said...

"It hadda happen soonah latah. Some ash-ho order Shity Wok Panda wif Broccaree."

Nose said...

Yo, Ling-Ling, check it out. I've got wood!

Dwight said...

"druck... druck... druck... GROOSE!"

Dwight said...

If ever it was said that the Chinese were not an optomistic people, I submit:

EXHIBIT A: Activity center and obstacle course in an effing Panda cage.

K-FED's CD saw more play.

Dwight said...

Sadly, the Pirate Bay Malaysian download of "Chung Blew Pandas" was not the title typo I assumed.

But, ironically, it shares the same catch phrase: "Skdoosh!"

curly said...

Half black, half white, lazy and worshipped around the clock by the media. But enough about Obama, how ‘bout them pandas?


Rodney says “With fronds like these who needs enemas.”

Two roosting chickens, way up!

curly said...

What’s black and white and red all over? Eight Enumclaw pandas slathered down with SEX TARTS Cherry Flavored Lubricant For Lovers.

The Man said...

Chinese for "sesame chicken"

The Watcher said...

Once all the children had their snacks, the teacher could start the movie Kung Fu Panda.

mega said...

Eight more "unregistered voters", as located by Democratic field operatives. Unsurprisingly, all eight of their write-in votes were for Obama.

Rodney Dill said...

All the young-uns growned every time Dick would say, "Now I'd like to show you a little something, I call The Old Bamboo."

sonicfrog said...

♫ One of these things is not like the others... ♫

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

So now they've got a Panda Polygamy cult... Those crazy Mormons!!!

curly said...

I don’t understand why they’re considered an endangered species. What is the DNC but a bunch of pander bears?

Adjustah said...

Ted Nugent's personal chef picks out the evening meal...

Verification: asyol

Submariner said...

Chin picks the lice to fly tonight in his lestaulant...