Monday, June 23, 2008

Or This One


1. OK, I was wrong, there is someone whiter than Glenn Beck.

2. Another benefit of the spend-daylight-hours-passed-out-in-your-basement-from-heroin lifestyle: Reduced skin cancer risk.

3. Well, Hussein, here's where *one* of the white women was at.

4. A skinny white blond girl getting out of the back of a car without wiping her mouth... that *is* unusual.

5. Alice Cooper has really let himself go.

Best of Chrees
Parasitism: (noun) a type of symbiotic relationship between organisms of different species in which one, the parasite, benefits from a prolonged, close association with the other, the host, which is harmed.

Best of Tim
David Bowie off to another long day of work at the Guild of Calamitous intent.

Best of Jack Reacher
I don't care what anyone says; I think Joan Rivers looks good for her age.

Best of mega
Smells Like Old Whore

Best of Army of Dad
So this is the day that Skank Mondays started.

Blogger Army of Mom
Courtney takes the "Come as you Are" lyrics a little too seriously.

Blogger Gagdad Bob
In another cost-cutting move, the New York Times has combined the entertainment section with the obituary page.

Best of prince of leaves
Papparazzi snap a costumed and made-up Courtney Love on her way to the set of the upcoming "World War Z" film.

Blogger R. Bateman
I'm sorry baby, I tired, but there are just some things even (hic) Captain Morgan can't fix. I'll pay for your cab.

Best of Rockhauler
Macaulay Culkin arrives for the premier of his new movie. "Home Alone 3: Lost in San Francisco"

Blogger Veeshir
Zombie Nancy Reagan, cuz Zombie Reagan needs a first lady to share the braaaaaaaaaains with.

Blogger jeff
When you're a pirate whore, decomposition does add to the "smelly" part.

Blogger Son Of The Godfather
Courtney the Friendly Ghost

Blogger Son Of The Godfather
Obama: "Damnit, skeleton... GET BACK IN MY CLOSET!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The sun's set, Sarah Michelle Gellar's already been frisked for wooden stakes and you've got a nice fresh bottle of AB-negative chilling in that little fridge.It's safe to leave for the club, Courtney.

43 comments:

Chrees said...

Parasitism: (noun) a type of symbiotic relationship between organisms of different species in which one, the parasite, benefits from a prolonged, close association with the other, the host, which is harmed.

Tim said...

David Bowie off to another long day of work at the Guild of Calamitous intent.

Tim said...

I can't believe Kurt Cobain shot himself rather than grow old and graceful with this hot buttered muffin.

The Man said...

BBRRRAIIINNSSSS...or crack. You got either one?

attmay said...

The latest addition to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.

dub said...

Next, on Caption This... Extreme Bukkake Makeover!

mpur said...

Holy crap!

mpur said...

I had no idea Courtney Love died, more or less became a Zombie.

Jack Reacher said...

So that's why Kobe was fleeing in terror, yelling "Run, she's open!"

Jack Reacher said...

I don't care what anyone says; I think Joan Rivers looks good for her age.

mega said...

2019.
Madonna arriving at the release party for her new book, "Really Dirty Perverted Sex Acts"

mega said...

Smells Like Old Whore

Army of Mom said...

So, that's what they mean when they say someone is skin and bones.

Army of Mom said...

I'm guessing this wasn't the motivation for the band's name: Nirvana.

Army of Dad said...

So this is the day that Skank Mondays started.

Army of Mom said...

Courtney takes the "Come as you Are" lyrics a little too seriously.

Gagdad Bob said...

In another cost-cutting move, the New York Times has combined the entertainment section with the obituary page.

prince of leaves said...

Papparazzi snap a costumed Courtney Love on her way to the set of the "Great Expectations" remake.

prince of leaves said...

Papparazzi snap a costumed and made-up Courtney Love on her way to the set of the upcoming "World War Z" film.

prince of leaves said...

Just like stripes aren't slimming, black *doesn't* make you look more radiant and vital.

prince of leaves said...

Courtney always said that she died, herself, when Kurt committed suicide. Now we know she wasn't kidding.

R. Bateman said...

I'm sorry baby, I tired, but there are just some things even (hic) Captain Morgan can't fix. I'll pay for your cab.

Rockhauler said...

Macaulay Culkin arrives for the premier of his new movie. "Home Alone 3: Lost in San Francisco"

Double the U said...

If you think she looks bad, you should see how bad off her kid is she forgot about months ago.

Veeshir said...

Zombie Nancy Reagan, cuz Zombie Reagan needs a first lady to share the braaaaaaaaaains with.

jeff said...

When you're a pirate whore, decomposition does add to the "smelly" part.

"Hi everybody! Like my new tan?"

jeff said...

The CryptKeeper's bride arrives at her wedding.

"What are you all staring at? It's not Labor Day yet, wearing white is fine!"

"Anyone remember if that condition Michael Jackson has is sexually transmitted?"

Van Helsing said...

Someone take mercy and show this woman back to her grave.

shoechick said...

Courtney Love shows up for her audition for Interview with the Vampire - part 2. I think she has gotten just a little too "into" the part.

Son Of The Godfather said...

There was a movie about an albino boy who posessed unique talents... his name was "Powder".

Now we have this picture of an albino girl who believes she posesses unique talents...
she gets these beliefs from "powder".

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Eat a french-fry, Morlock.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Wraith from Stargate Atlantis travel in style.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Courtney the Friendly Ghost

Son Of The Godfather said...

Corpsey Love

Son Of The Godfather said...

Obama: "Damnit, skeleton... GET BACK IN MY CLOSET!"

Chrees said...

Goal: to lose 5 more pounds in order to have a chance at dating Lance Armstrong.

Son Of The Godfather said...

We replaced Courtney's shower gel with bleach. Let's see if she notices...

Chrees said...

♫ Oh make me over
I'm all I wanna be
A walking study
In Demonology ♫

"Celebrity Skin" comes true.

Silhouette said...

Arsenic Poisoning and Old Lace

Adjustah said...

The new spokesperson for Liquid Paper. Please also keep spokesperson out of reach of children.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Lon Chaney Wax Museum called, Courtney... technically, funeral pallor porcelain isn't a color, but your coupon for a free anti-tan spray touch-up is valid anytime. Oh, and Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon wants you to use Home Depot's paint match scanner to ensure you two don't clash on the red carpet next week.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's safe to leave for the club, Courtney. The sun's set, Sarah Michelle Gellar's already been frisked for wooden stakes and you've got a nice fresh bottle of AB-negative chilling in that little fridge.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Courtney is a bit late to audition for the role Heath Ledger got in Batman: The Dark Knight.

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