Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Lucky Little Weasels


1. "Who needs a man?" another in a long series.

2. Sweater puppies got nothing on lacy blouse ferrets.

3. Programming Note. This week only, Hot Chick Thursday will be preceded by 'Butterface Wednesday.'

4. A pair of mammals and a pair of mammos.

5. Sorry, ma'am, but I think we've already done every possible variation on the the 'California Supreme Court legalizes inter-species polygamous marriage' caption.

Instantly promoted Best of SOTG:
Rikki-Tikki-TaTa's

Best of metalgarth
'Crabs' are a difficult venereal disease to spot with the naked eye, others can be much easier

Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
Uhhhh....baby...that really isn't what I meant adding danger and excitement to our sex life.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
There are unforseen risks involved when wearing a bacon bra.

Best of Chrees
Related to vagina dentata is a lesser known cautionary tale...

Best of GregMan
While SpongeBob Squarepants was a big success, FerretBra GingerBabe was cancelled after the first episode.

Best of Army of Mom
After Gillian Anderson's PETA ad, ferrett sales skyrocketed at pet stores nationwide.

Best of curly
Nothings funnier to watch than an Arkansas mammogram.

Best of Artfldgr
Thanks to the efforts of environmentalists the black foot ferrets now have free range of the hills and valleys of their habitat and have come back from the edge of extinction.

Best of Steve O
Sarah would just be another coed except for the attack ferrets she had surgically grafted to her chest.

57 comments:

metalgarth said...

'Crabs' are a difficult venereal disease to spot with the naked eye, others can be much easier

metalgarth said...

V the K's distant relatives (by adoption) R the F, J the F had a much more stimulating job than running the Caption This! blog

metalgarth said...

the freaks from PETA decided to tip Peppermint with 'something more valuable' than a one dollar bill

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

I knew this girl in college...we used to call her Stinky Weasel Teets.

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

Uhhhh....baby...that really isn't what I meant adding danger and excitement to our sex life.

Rodney Dill said...

Booby trap

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Pop" goes my weasel.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lemmiwinks and his crew exit through the belly-button.

Son Of The Godfather said...

There are unforseen risks involved when wearing a bacon bra.

Son Of The Godfather said...

NEW from RONCO!
Attract more attention with
CLEAVAGE WEASELS!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Obviously, she stuffs.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gerald the rodent exterminator would have a mostly-dull life... But he would always have this.

Son Of The Godfather said...

*sigh*
Six more weeks of winter.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA?:
Rikki-Tikki-TaTa's

Chrees said...

Related to vagina dentata is a lesser known cautionary tale...

GregMan said...

For the first time in my life, I can honestly say that I want to be a ferret.

GregMan said...

While SpongeBob Squarepants was a big success, FerretBra GingerBabe was cancelled after the first episode.

GregMan said...

Senator McCain's use of the "weasels on the breasts of the Republic" metaphor to describe the Demopcrat party left people even more confused than did his economic policy.

GregMan said...

Enumclaw residents always were pushing the envelope of clothing design. A furry envelope.

Dwight Wannabe said...

SOTG: "Ricki-Ticki TaTas.

Still laughing. I can't top that. I nominate this comment by SOTG for the Caption This! Hall of Shame.

Army of Mom said...

Hey Ginger, you can beat that unwanted chest hair problem. Its called waxing.

Army of Mom said...

Ahhh, every woman's dream of eight paws on your breasts. Only, these are the animals I was dreaming of planting their paws on me. Hmm, must re-think fantasies. Where's that furry donkey again?

Army of Mom said...

Ginger couldn't understand why the PETA animal abuse investigator insisted on a hands-on inspection of her ferrets' living conditions on a daily basis.

Army of Mom said...

It was all fun and games for Ginger until the time she accidentally dropped some food down her bra at lunch.

Army of Mom said...

Man, the previews for the new X-Files movie have me ferreting out more information on Gillian Anderson.

*insert rim shot here*

Wait, I meant drumming kind of rim shot ... but, now that you mention it ...

Army of Mom said...

After Gillian Anderson's PETA ad, ferrett sales skyrocketed at pet stores nationwide.

Gagdad Bob said...

Now starring in the new Broadway production of My Ferret Lady.

curly said...

Many years later, when Barack the Weasel grew up and ran for President, he would throw his white woman under the bus for making ‘anti-weasel comments’.

curly said...

The hazards of wearing bacon bras, #357.

curly said...

Nothings funnier to watch than an Arkansas mammogram.

Army of Mom said...

I think breast of ferrett is on the menu tonight, Clarice.

Army of Mom said...

It puts the ferrets on its skin, it does what it is told.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This isn't the mushroom trip I knew...

Thanks Dwight and V... didn't know if anyone'd get that Rikki-Tikki one! :)

mpur said...

Have we learned nothing from the tragic fate of Gerbils?

mpur said...

ORAs:

I have my eyes...
I have my cunning...
and I have my strength.


Wow, Marc Singer has really let himself go.

mpur said...

Wow, who knew Beastmaster had been Rule 34'd?

Dwight Wannabe said...

"Arkansas Mamogram

Crying. Absolutely crying with laughter. Every time I think I have a worthy cap...

Dwight kowtows

I'm not worthy.

Artfldgr said...

Thanks to the efforts of environmentalists the black foot ferrets now have free range of the hills and valleys of their habitat and have come back from the edge of extinction.

Artfldgr said...

Space herpes!

Artfldgr said...

yes beastmaster tell your ferret to fondle me more

mega said...

Menage a quatre
(avec ferret)

mega said...

Cop: "Sorry, Lady, that kind of marriage just ain't legal here. Two animal limit. Whole state of California."

Steve O said...

Tired of being fondled on the subway?

Try cleavage guard!

Steve O said...

Okay, I can get past a little hair on the chest, but a man has to draw the line!

Steve O said...

"So, I hear your boyfriend has only three fingers on each hand..."

Steve O said...

Okay, so the carpet matches the drapes, but not the macreme hanging on the wall.

mega said...

Cropped above the skirt, just so people wouldn't be TOTALLY freaked out.

Steve O said...

Sarah would just be another coed except for the attack ferrets she had surgically grafted to her chest.

Steve O said...

Uhhh...I'll take the friend.

mega said...

Another first-time voter goes to the polls for Obama, apparently confused by his "We will ferret out the corruption" speech.

mega said...

OK, no fooling around, where's the other one?

Rodney Dill said...

SOTG,

Rudyard Kipling... Ur doin' it rong.

Double the U said...

Those two things are not soft, hairy, and smelly, the ferrets on the other hand are kinda cute.

Chrees said...

We broke up after I told her my favorite album was Zappa's "Weasels Ripped My Flesh"

curly said...

Thanks Dwight! Be glad that your mind’s not twisted up like a pretzel, like mine is! For example: “Go Obama!”

Submariner said...

Of fer the luvva, enough with the Pauly Shore crap!

Submariner said...

The Truth Is In Here...