Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Lucky Little Weasels
1. "Who needs a man?" another in a long series.
2. Sweater puppies got nothing on lacy blouse ferrets.
3. Programming Note. This week only, Hot Chick Thursday will be preceded by 'Butterface Wednesday.'
4. A pair of mammals and a pair of mammos.
5. Sorry, ma'am, but I think we've already done every possible variation on the the 'California Supreme Court legalizes inter-species polygamous marriage' caption.
Instantly promoted Best of SOTG:
Best of metalgarth
'Crabs' are a difficult venereal disease to spot with the naked eye, others can be much easier
Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
Uhhhh....baby...that really isn't what I meant adding danger and excitement to our sex life.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
There are unforseen risks involved when wearing a bacon bra.
Best of Chrees
Related to vagina dentata is a lesser known cautionary tale...
Best of GregMan
While SpongeBob Squarepants was a big success, FerretBra GingerBabe was cancelled after the first episode.
Best of Army of Mom
After Gillian Anderson's PETA ad, ferrett sales skyrocketed at pet stores nationwide.
Best of curly
Nothings funnier to watch than an Arkansas mammogram.
Best of Artfldgr
Thanks to the efforts of environmentalists the black foot ferrets now have free range of the hills and valleys of their habitat and have come back from the edge of extinction.
Best of Steve O
Sarah would just be another coed except for the attack ferrets she had surgically grafted to her chest.