1. "Who needs a man?" another in a long series.
2. Sweater puppies got nothing on lacy blouse ferrets.
3. Programming Note. This week only, Hot Chick Thursday will be preceded by 'Butterface Wednesday.'
4. A pair of mammals and a pair of mammos.
5. Sorry, ma'am, but I think we've already done every possible variation on the the 'California Supreme Court legalizes inter-species polygamous marriage' caption.
Instantly promoted Best of SOTG:
Rikki-Tikki-TaTa's
Best of metalgarth
'Crabs' are a difficult venereal disease to spot with the naked eye, others can be much easier
Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
Uhhhh....baby...that really isn't what I meant adding danger and excitement to our sex life.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
There are unforseen risks involved when wearing a bacon bra.
Best of Chrees
Related to vagina dentata is a lesser known cautionary tale...
Best of GregMan
While SpongeBob Squarepants was a big success, FerretBra GingerBabe was cancelled after the first episode.
Best of Army of Mom
After Gillian Anderson's PETA ad, ferrett sales skyrocketed at pet stores nationwide.
Best of curly
Nothings funnier to watch than an Arkansas mammogram.
Best of Artfldgr
Thanks to the efforts of environmentalists the black foot ferrets now have free range of the hills and valleys of their habitat and have come back from the edge of extinction.
Best of Steve O
Sarah would just be another coed except for the attack ferrets she had surgically grafted to her chest.
57 comments:
'Crabs' are a difficult venereal disease to spot with the naked eye, others can be much easier
V the K's distant relatives (by adoption) R the F, J the F had a much more stimulating job than running the Caption This! blog
the freaks from PETA decided to tip Peppermint with 'something more valuable' than a one dollar bill
I knew this girl in college...we used to call her Stinky Weasel Teets.
Uhhhh....baby...that really isn't what I meant adding danger and excitement to our sex life.
Booby trap
"Pop" goes my weasel.
Lemmiwinks and his crew exit through the belly-button.
There are unforseen risks involved when wearing a bacon bra.
NEW from RONCO!
Attract more attention with
CLEAVAGE WEASELS!
Obviously, she stuffs.
Gerald the rodent exterminator would have a mostly-dull life... But he would always have this.
*sigh*
Six more weeks of winter.
ORA?:
Rikki-Tikki-TaTa's
Related to vagina dentata is a lesser known cautionary tale...
For the first time in my life, I can honestly say that I want to be a ferret.
While SpongeBob Squarepants was a big success, FerretBra GingerBabe was cancelled after the first episode.
Senator McCain's use of the "weasels on the breasts of the Republic" metaphor to describe the Demopcrat party left people even more confused than did his economic policy.
Enumclaw residents always were pushing the envelope of clothing design. A furry envelope.
SOTG: "Ricki-Ticki TaTas.
Still laughing. I can't top that. I nominate this comment by SOTG for the Caption This! Hall of Shame.
Hey Ginger, you can beat that unwanted chest hair problem. Its called waxing.
Ahhh, every woman's dream of eight paws on your breasts. Only, these are the animals I was dreaming of planting their paws on me. Hmm, must re-think fantasies. Where's that furry donkey again?
Ginger couldn't understand why the PETA animal abuse investigator insisted on a hands-on inspection of her ferrets' living conditions on a daily basis.
It was all fun and games for Ginger until the time she accidentally dropped some food down her bra at lunch.
Man, the previews for the new X-Files movie have me ferreting out more information on Gillian Anderson.
*insert rim shot here*
Wait, I meant drumming kind of rim shot ... but, now that you mention it ...
After Gillian Anderson's PETA ad, ferrett sales skyrocketed at pet stores nationwide.
Now starring in the new Broadway production of My Ferret Lady.
Many years later, when Barack the Weasel grew up and ran for President, he would throw his white woman under the bus for making ‘anti-weasel comments’.
The hazards of wearing bacon bras, #357.
Nothings funnier to watch than an Arkansas mammogram.
I think breast of ferrett is on the menu tonight, Clarice.
It puts the ferrets on its skin, it does what it is told.
"This isn't the mushroom trip I knew...
Thanks Dwight and V... didn't know if anyone'd get that Rikki-Tikki one! :)
Have we learned nothing from the tragic fate of Gerbils?
ORAs:
I have my eyes...
I have my cunning...
and I have my strength.
Wow, Marc Singer has really let himself go.
Wow, who knew Beastmaster had been Rule 34'd?
"Arkansas Mamogram
Crying. Absolutely crying with laughter. Every time I think I have a worthy cap...
Dwight kowtows
I'm not worthy.
Thanks to the efforts of environmentalists the black foot ferrets now have free range of the hills and valleys of their habitat and have come back from the edge of extinction.
Space herpes!
yes beastmaster tell your ferret to fondle me more
Menage a quatre
(avec ferret)
Cop: "Sorry, Lady, that kind of marriage just ain't legal here. Two animal limit. Whole state of California."
Tired of being fondled on the subway?
Try cleavage guard!
Okay, I can get past a little hair on the chest, but a man has to draw the line!
"So, I hear your boyfriend has only three fingers on each hand..."
Okay, so the carpet matches the drapes, but not the macreme hanging on the wall.
Cropped above the skirt, just so people wouldn't be TOTALLY freaked out.
Sarah would just be another coed except for the attack ferrets she had surgically grafted to her chest.
Uhhh...I'll take the friend.
Another first-time voter goes to the polls for Obama, apparently confused by his "We will ferret out the corruption" speech.
OK, no fooling around, where's the other one?
SOTG,
Rudyard Kipling... Ur doin' it rong.
Those two things are not soft, hairy, and smelly, the ferrets on the other hand are kinda cute.
We broke up after I told her my favorite album was Zappa's "Weasels Ripped My Flesh"
Thanks Dwight! Be glad that your mind’s not twisted up like a pretzel, like mine is! For example: “Go Obama!”
Of fer the luvva, enough with the Pauly Shore crap!
The Truth Is In Here...
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