1. After the operation, when his son Michael had been transformed into his daughter Inga, dad found that his state of arousal made the process of acceptance even more difficult. Mom just drank.
2. "For the last time, there are no subliminal messages on the Disney channel."
3. The greasy stranger thought he had the ideal pick-up line: "I'd sure hate to come between Mickey and Minnie... or would I?"
4. The photo Dick Cheney never wanted you to see.
5. If Grandma looks disappointed, it's only because she'd rather be back in the hotel drinking Coors with a greasy gigolo.
Best of Army of Mom
Disney's marketing department found a way to increase the park's appeal in the male 16-99 demographic.
Best of Army of Mom
Exhibit No. 453 of why mom and daughter matching outfits are a big no-no.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I can't tell if there's cheese somewhere nearby, or it's cold outside
Best of Chrees
Not pictured: Dad's Dumbo shorts.
Best of mpur
Mouseketeats!
Best of mpur
M-I-C-K-E-Y...
Why? For the love of God, WHY?
Best of Steve O
It's a medium-sized world after all.
Best of mega
Now if only this pic wasn't taken at a funeral...
Best of Rodney Dill
The one on the left seems to have R.O.U.S.
Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
Wow...look dad...they changed the magic mountain ride!
Best of Cybrludite
Here in New Orleans, we call this sort of thing "Sunday morning".
47 comments:
Disney's marketing department found a way to increase the park's appeal in the male 16-99 demographic.
What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you running here? This place is ran by a bunch of boobs.
This reminds me of election year ... a bunch of boobs.
I had this outfit, but my Disney character was Droopy.
Mickey Mouse Club Girls Gone Wild
Exhibit No. 453 of why mom and daughter matching outfits are a big no-no.
Sully: "He's got the beads, how come she's showing the goods?"
Yet more proof of V the K's boob/rodent fixation.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Granny's mice may need chin lifts soon.
Pair-a-mice-ium are indeed, football shaped.
I can't tell if there's cheese somewhere nearby, or it's cold outside
No one noticed the hawk until it was too late.
Rattatitties
Nice Mickey and Minney... I know you're no Dumbo, but maybe you could show me your Song of the South where you keep your Treasure Island, and I'll show you my Pete's Dragon?
Not pictured: Dad's Dumbo shorts.
Mouseketeats!
M-I-C-K-E-Y...
Why? For the love of God, WHY?
"M-O-YOU-ALL-SEEEEEE..."
Hey mom, why the long faces?
Hi minny, hi mickey!
isnt disneyland france cooler than florida or california?
IF you think my wife and daughter have funny mice, you should see the donald duck in my pants.
ever since plato's retreat closed things on the strip just havent been the same.
Who are we voting for? Obama of course!
It's a medium-sized world.
artfldgr, don't you mean "Obamouse"?
Gorbachev belatedly discovered that capitalism is really cool.
A guy. His wife. And her mom. What's the problem?
Mickey Mouse pasties were carefully calibrated to the individual customer, with women over 50 getting the extra-saggy ones.
Rachel debated in her head whether to smile for the camera, or just kill her parents on the spot and get the humiliation over with once and for all.
Now if only this pic wasn't taken at a funeral...
Mel was stunned to see this snapshot on a 75 foot billboard in downtown Beijing. Thank god the scaffolding hid his daughter's face...for now.
I never would've expected to see Obama and Hillary united so soon
The one on the left seems to have R.O.U.S.
Rodney Dill said...
The one on the left seems to have R.O.U.S.
Excellent!
Hon? We found these in Britney Spears' old dressing room!
Wow...look dad...they changed the magic mountain ride!
If your happy and you know it wiggle your nose...
Following their child porn ad, Disney's marketing department figured WTF?
Here in New Orleans, we call this sort of thing "Sunday morning".
It's the antithesis of "Muhammad Mouse".
No no no guy, why would I want you in the picture?
Hickey Blouse
Him: “Hey there, Puss In Boots! I’m just like the movie Sword In The Stone: stays in forever and comes out hard.”
Her: “Do you know any other Fairytales, Tinkerbell?”
“Sure, she acts like Happy, but she’s as cold as Pluto.”
Don’t you think Joan’s boob job likes kinda funny?
Geez, Disney has to brand everything.
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