Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Just In Case You're Feeling Goofy


1. After the operation, when his son Michael had been transformed into his daughter Inga, dad found that his state of arousal made the process of acceptance even more difficult. Mom just drank.

2. "For the last time, there are no subliminal messages on the Disney channel."

3. The greasy stranger thought he had the ideal pick-up line: "I'd sure hate to come between Mickey and Minnie... or would I?"

4. The photo Dick Cheney never wanted you to see.

5. If Grandma looks disappointed, it's only because she'd rather be back in the hotel drinking Coors with a greasy gigolo.

Best of Army of Mom
Disney's marketing department found a way to increase the park's appeal in the male 16-99 demographic.

Best of Army of Mom
Exhibit No. 453 of why mom and daughter matching outfits are a big no-no.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I can't tell if there's cheese somewhere nearby, or it's cold outside

Best of Chrees
Not pictured: Dad's Dumbo shorts.

Best of mpur
Mouseketeats!

Best of mpur
M-I-C-K-E-Y...
Why? For the love of God, WHY?
Best of Steve O
It's a medium-sized world after all.

Best of mega
Now if only this pic wasn't taken at a funeral...

Best of Rodney Dill
The one on the left seems to have R.O.U.S.

Best of R. Bateman aka Pendark
Wow...look dad...they changed the magic mountain ride!

Best of Cybrludite
Here in New Orleans, we call this sort of thing "Sunday morning".

47 comments:

Army of Mom said...

Disney's marketing department found a way to increase the park's appeal in the male 16-99 demographic.

Army of Mom said...

What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you running here? This place is ran by a bunch of boobs.

Army of Mom said...

This reminds me of election year ... a bunch of boobs.

Army of Mom said...

I had this outfit, but my Disney character was Droopy.

Army of Mom said...

Mickey Mouse Club Girls Gone Wild

Army of Mom said...

Exhibit No. 453 of why mom and daughter matching outfits are a big no-no.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sully: "He's got the beads, how come she's showing the goods?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yet more proof of V the K's boob/rodent fixation.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Granny's mice may need chin lifts soon.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pair-a-mice-ium are indeed, football shaped.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I can't tell if there's cheese somewhere nearby, or it's cold outside

Son Of The Godfather said...

No one noticed the hawk until it was too late.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rattatitties

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice Mickey and Minney... I know you're no Dumbo, but maybe you could show me your Song of the South where you keep your Treasure Island, and I'll show you my Pete's Dragon?

Chrees said...

Not pictured: Dad's Dumbo shorts.

mpur said...

Mouseketeats!

mpur said...

M-I-C-K-E-Y...

Why? For the love of God, WHY?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"M-O-YOU-ALL-SEEEEEE..."

Chrees said...

Hey mom, why the long faces?

Artfldgr said...

Hi minny, hi mickey!

Artfldgr said...

isnt disneyland france cooler than florida or california?

Artfldgr said...

IF you think my wife and daughter have funny mice, you should see the donald duck in my pants.

Artfldgr said...

ever since plato's retreat closed things on the strip just havent been the same.

Artfldgr said...

Who are we voting for? Obama of course!

Steve O said...

It's a medium-sized world.

Steve O said...

artfldgr, don't you mean "Obamouse"?

mega said...

Gorbachev belatedly discovered that capitalism is really cool.

mega said...

A guy. His wife. And her mom. What's the problem?

mega said...

Mickey Mouse pasties were carefully calibrated to the individual customer, with women over 50 getting the extra-saggy ones.

mega said...

Rachel debated in her head whether to smile for the camera, or just kill her parents on the spot and get the humiliation over with once and for all.

mega said...

Now if only this pic wasn't taken at a funeral...

mega said...

Mel was stunned to see this snapshot on a 75 foot billboard in downtown Beijing. Thank god the scaffolding hid his daughter's face...for now.

Rodney Dill said...

I never would've expected to see Obama and Hillary united so soon

Rodney Dill said...

The one on the left seems to have R.O.U.S.

mpur said...

Rodney Dill said...
The one on the left seems to have R.O.U.S.



Excellent!

Passionate Conservative said...

Hon? We found these in Britney Spears' old dressing room!

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

Wow...look dad...they changed the magic mountain ride!

R. Bateman aka Pendark said...

If your happy and you know it wiggle your nose...

mklasing said...

Following their child porn ad, Disney's marketing department figured WTF?

Cybrludite said...

Here in New Orleans, we call this sort of thing "Sunday morning".

sonicfrog said...

It's the antithesis of "Muhammad Mouse".

Double the U said...

No no no guy, why would I want you in the picture?

curly said...

Hickey Blouse

curly said...

Him: “Hey there, Puss In Boots! I’m just like the movie Sword In The Stone: stays in forever and comes out hard.”

Her: “Do you know any other Fairytales, Tinkerbell?”

curly said...

“Sure, she acts like Happy, but she’s as cold as Pluto.”

curly said...

Don’t you think Joan’s boob job likes kinda funny?

ochagirl said...

Geez, Disney has to brand everything.