2. ♪♫ "The urine on the bus goes splash! splash! splash!..." ♪♫
3. "Hey! You guys! That's a bus, not Paris Hilton!"
4. Why New Yorkers should never become astronauts.
5. Um, guys... you could have just left a Service Comment at the Greyhound website.
Best of curly
“My pecker’s completely numb. I don’t feel noways tires.”
Best of curly
“The flag’s over here, you idiots!”
Best of Silhouette
Astronaut urine superior to Armor All? Next on Mythbusters...
Best of The Man
Ok break's over, back to the soundstage to continue filming the upcoming manned landing on Mars.
Best of mpur
The search for alternative fuels continues.
Best of Army of Mom
And, then, the bitch drives across country wearing a diaper and going after my girl.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"What do you mean, that's not the radiator?????
Best of Submariner
"Bene Geserit Express" my butt...
Best of prince of leaves
Suddenly, over their headseats comes a shout of "PEEEENIS!" from the giggling capcom.
[what, you guys never went to summer camp?]
Best of prince of leaves
"Stop it, Pavel! I cannot pee while you whistle theme to 'I Dream of Jeannie'!"
Best of sonicfrog
Dave Mathews is touring again?
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“Here ya go, Reverend Wright. We heard you were thirsty.”
“My pecker’s completely numb. I don’t feel noways tires.”
Apparently it took a couple of rocket scientists to show Obama to piss standing up.
“The flag’s over here, you idiots!”
Astronaut urine superior to Armor All? Next on Mythbusters...
The Soviet space program may have fallen on hard times, but the way urine revs an engine after a vodka binge? AWESOME!
Do we still have anything to fear from the Russian bare, next on "War Stories" with Oliver North.
no, No, NO Komrade Hillary. It is your space capsule that is supposed to make a splash...
Hugo fills another tanker with "special Venezuelan crude" for shipment to the U.S.
A few moments later, Andrew Sullivan was seen exiting the wheel well. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't wipe the smile from his face...
Wish I was still wearing my Huggy's...
Ok break's over, back to the soundstage to continue filming the upcoming manned landing on Mars.
The search for alternative fuels continues.
"One small step for man my butt! Not one rest stop between here and the moon? That's a pretty big step if you ask me!"
ORA: "Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem." *Whump!*
Major Tom had a message to send his wife, but I'm not sure it had anything to do with sending his love.
Elton John's inspiration for Rocket Man.
*word verification started with BJ*
Dude, does weightlessness make you have shrinkage, too? I thought it was just cold water.
John Glenn submitted his idea to help lower energy costs, and was laughed off the test track.
*Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now*
And, then, the bitch drives across country wearing a diaper and going after my girl.
"What do you mean, that's not the radiator?????
"Careful, Bob, you almost stepped in my carbon footprint."
Piss writing contest talk: “It’s just like you to bring a knife to a gun fight.”
I dunno, Komrade; Sheehan is a space case and the stench is about right, but I don't think that our urban assault vehicle and spacesuits will blend in with the gang in the ditch...
Ah, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
>snicker< >snicker<
"Bene Geserit Express" my butt...
Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.
I guess the pay in the Russian space progam is so bad that you can only tell the difference between the bums and the cosmonauts by the outfit.
Every time I ask you about that tatoo that says "Tutela valui" you tell me to ask Spitzer...
Astronaut # 1 loads port tank of next generation flexfuel space shuttle. Astronaut # 2 loading starboard tank with Obama speeches (not in photo).
Suddenly, over their headseats comes a shout of "PEEEENIS!" from the giggling capcom.
[what, you guys never went to summer camp?]
Yevgeni would later suffocate, after forgetting to "close his barn door" before doing a spacewalk.
"Stop it, Pavel! I cannot pee while you whistle theme to 'I Dream of Jeannie'!"
The forgotten guys who died on the three secret launch attempts before Gagarin peed on the rocket engine instead, which is why the former and not the latter is done for luck.
What, this isn't the "Piss Lightyear" audition??
Dave Mathews is touring again?
The aftermath of drinkin with Bocephus and smokin' with Willie...
Uh, guys? The 7-11 guy was pointing to the door around the corner, not my Winnebago...
Suddenly, everybody in Iowa wants to be Billy Bob Thornton?
Don't turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
When a good time turns around;
You must whip it.
You will never live it down;
Unless you whip it.
No one gets their way;
Until they whip it.
So I say - Whip it!
Whip it good!
Many organizations hold bake sales to raise funds. NASA prefers to have car washes.
What does the intended bride of a Russian Cosmonaut get on her wedding night that’s long and hard? A new last name!
"Must you always bring up Sully whenever we take a piss together?"
A malfunctioning $7 million space toidy required the crew to "hold it" for an entire mission. As soon as they're back on terra firma, SOPee called for a modified debriefing.
-OR-
Houston, never never EVER play that environmental babbling brook sound track after we've suited up for re-entry!
-OR-
Lucille, please tell Mission Control to stop chanting, "free willy." We can HEAR them!
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